[Pastor William Nathaniel Sampson]

Re: Problem of Evil: Please Refute

I'll slip my balls in you daughters mouth while she sleep!

This is what happens when you unleash wild bucks near white women or pies cooling on a window sill.

So sad really, but it's our burden. We bought them and now we can't very well just return them. They would all starve without KFC.

[Zechariah Smyth]

Re: Problem of Evil: Please Refute

Lay off the gravy, honey!

Priceless.

Pointless.

***pathetic "retort" deleted ***

Now that you are banned, you can go visit your Oprah boyfriend.



Yours in Christ,

Z. Smyth

[Rev. M. Rodimer]

Re: Problem of Evil: Please Refute

I'm almost sorry I missed this exchange. But, the church's garden for the needy won't tend itself.

Hmm...

So I can see you all have no issue following the commands of one who often does evil things since it is he who decides whether you burn in Hell or not.

Tell me, the Bible is the word of God, correct? And the word of God is always the truth, correct? Then answer me some of these contradictions in the Bible I have never been able to understand. Keep in mind I believe you all to be Bible literalists and, thus, don't take things figuratively or metaphorically. Also, for the sake of logic, please keep your replies consistent with one another.

No, guess I'm not sorry I missed it.

Once the EPICurus FAIL was committed, he moved on to the next water balloon in the arsenal of the God-mocker: Supposed contradictions in the Bible, all based on a lack of understanding.

Whee, Skeptic's Annotated Bible copypasta time.

LEV 11:13 And these are they which ye shall have in abomination among the fowls; they shall not be eaten, they are an abomination: the eagle, and the ossifrage, and the ospray,
LEV 11:14 And the vulture, and the kite after his kind;
LEV 11:15 Every raven after his kind;
LEV 11:16 And the owl, and the night hawk, and the cuckow, and the hawk after his kind,
LEV 11:17 And the little owl, and the cormorant, and the great owl,
LEV 11:18 And the swan, and the pelican, and the gier eagle,
LEV 11:19 And the stork, the heron after her kind, and the lapwing, and the bat.

Bats are not birds. They are mammals.

But they are flying creatures, which is how the Hebrew translates.

See Strong's. Yes, I know that you don't know what Strong's is. Had you spent a few years in seminary, you would. Google it, O Ignorant One. (Ahem . . . it's not ad hominem to point out that you are ignorant, as you clearly are.)

"PSA 58:8 As a snail which melteth, let every one of them pass away: like the untimely birth of a woman, that they may not see the sun."

Snails do not melt.

Heat it enough and it will. Or pour salt upon it, and it will dissolve, which is a synonym for melt.

See Strong's.

JOB 26:7 He stretcheth out the north over the empty place, and hangeth the earth upon nothing. JOB 38:4 Where wast thou when I laid the foundations of the earth? declare, if thou hast understanding.


Earth is not supported by anything. It revolves around the sun in space.

Yes, so?

Do you deny that the Earth is composed of layers, the thin crust upon the mantle, then the core?

Foundations are at the bottom, are they not? Is not the land we live upon supported on the bottom/central parts?

I didn't call you a whore. I called you an ex-whore, which you are. Also, Jesus is not God. He is the son of God.

Wow. Philosophy 101 didn't even cover the basic doctrine of the Trinity, accepted by literally billions of Christians and nearly every denomination worldwide.

Come back when you get a little closer to a BA, kid.

[BelieverInGod]

Re: Problem of Evil: Please Refute

This is what happens when you unleash wild bucks near white women or pies cooling on a window sill.

So sad really, but it's our burden. We bought them and now we can't very well just return them. They would all starve without KFC.

Didn't our forefathers try at one point? Well we can see what a wonderful job they did with Liberia.