I'm a Jamaican olympic bob-sledder and i love jesus
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Hello and welcome to our friendly forum. Could you tell us a bit more about your relationship with Jesus? Which church do you attend? What's your favorite Bible verse?How "My Little Pony" Turns Men Gay Through Subliminal Mind Control
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I attend Westboro Baptist Church and my favorite bible verse is Leviticus 18:22Originally posted by Dr. Isaiah Jones View PostHello and welcome to our friendly forum. Could you tell us a bit more about your relationship with Jesus? Which church do you attend? What's your favorite Bible verse?
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A Jamaican bobsledder that attends WBC? I find this highly suspect.Originally posted by RainbowDash View PostI attend Westboro Baptist Church and my favorite bible verse is Leviticus 18:22-Every young man's battle - PORN AND MASTURBATION![/SIZE]
-DISOWN your ATHEIST children - just like this good mother did!!
-FINALLY!! Some rights for the rapists!!
-There is no such thing as animal abuse!!
-Pregnancy through RAPE is a GIFT from God
-Keep the Fags out of the Boy Scouts!!
-WIVES!! Stay in your abusive relationship!
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Originally posted by RainbowDash View PostI attend Westboro Baptist Church and my favorite bible verse is Leviticus 18:22
If you attend a liberal, happy clappy Church like Westboro then you've a lot more work to do to be saved my friend. Jesus won't let you just chose the bits of the Bible that fit your hippy God mocking lifestyle.
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JackGenesis 22:2 And he said, Take now thy son, thine only son Isaac, whom thou lovest, and get thee into the land of Moriah; and offer him there for a burnt offering upon one of the mountains which I will tell thee of.
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He is probably all dopped up from mainlining pot and snorting their cannibis, two of the worst drugs there are.Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.
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Surely an Olympic bob-sledder knows that it is spelled bobsledder. (Even a Jamaican one.) Unless of course they are a liar...and we all know how God feels about liars.Originally posted by RainbowBright View PostI'm a Jamaican olympic bob-sledder and i love jesus
Mon.Daniel 5:16-18 "Let thy gifts be to thyself, and give thy rewards to another; yet I will read the writing unto the king, and make known to him the interpretation."
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Yes and no doubt basejumping coke. It's just sickeningOriginally posted by James Hutchins View PostHe is probably all dopped up from mainlining pot and snorting their cannibis, two of the worst drugs there are.
Genesis 22:2 And he said, Take now thy son, thine only son Isaac, whom thou lovest, and get thee into the land of Moriah; and offer him there for a burnt offering upon one of the mountains which I will tell thee of.
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I know God wouldn't let me believe in Him if He didn't exist.
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Your runnings might be better silent than cool.Originally posted by RainbowGash View PostI'm a Jamaican olympic bob-sledder and i love jesusBible boring? Nonsense!
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