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  • RainbowDash
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    • Apr 2011
    • 2

    #1

    Hello

    I'm a Jamaican olympic bob-sledder and i love jesus
  • Dr. Isaiah Jones
    Christ's Antiquarius
    True Christian™ Creation Scientist
    True Christian™
    • Mar 2011
    • 736

    #2
    Re: Hello

    Hello and welcome to our friendly forum. Could you tell us a bit more about your relationship with Jesus? Which church do you attend? What's your favorite Bible verse?
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    2nd Timothy 6:20-21 O Timothy, keep that which is committed to thy trust, avoiding profane and vain babblings, and oppositions of science falsely so called: Which some professing have erred concerning the faith. Grace be with thee. Amen.

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    • RainbowDash
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      • Apr 2011
      • 2

      #3
      Re: Hello

      Originally posted by Dr. Isaiah Jones View Post
      Hello and welcome to our friendly forum. Could you tell us a bit more about your relationship with Jesus? Which church do you attend? What's your favorite Bible verse?
      I attend Westboro Baptist Church and my favorite bible verse is Leviticus 18:22

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      • John Creeser
        Warning: In case of Rapture, this account will be unmanned.
         
        • Aug 2009
        • 7248

        #4
        Re: Hello

        Originally posted by RainbowDash View Post
        I attend Westboro Baptist Church and my favorite bible verse is Leviticus 18:22
        A Jamaican bobsledder that attends WBC? I find this highly suspect.
        -Every young man's battle - PORN AND MASTURBATION![/SIZE]
        -DISOWN your ATHEIST children - just like this good mother did!!

        -FINALLY!! Some rights for the rapists!!
        -There is no such thing as animal abuse!!
        -Pregnancy through RAPE is a GIFT from God
        -Keep the Fags out of the Boy Scouts!!
        -WIVES!! Stay in your abusive relationship!

        STOP, DROP & ROLL DOESN'T WORK IN HELL!!!!


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        • Jack O'fagan
          With faith as immovable as the Earth
          True Christian™
          • Feb 2011
          • 4836

          #5
          Re: Hello

          Originally posted by RainbowDash View Post
          I attend Westboro Baptist Church and my favorite bible verse is Leviticus 18:22

          If you attend a liberal, happy clappy Church like Westboro then you've a lot more work to do to be saved my friend. Jesus won't let you just chose the bits of the Bible that fit your hippy God mocking lifestyle.

          YiC

          Jack
          Genesis 22:2 And he said, Take now thy son, thine only son Isaac, whom thou lovest, and get thee into the land of Moriah; and offer him there for a burnt offering upon one of the mountains which I will tell thee of.

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          I know God wouldn't let me believe in Him if He didn't exist.

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          • James Hutchins
            True Christian™
            Just a Regular Nice Guy
             
            • Jun 2009
            • 29457

            #6
            Re: Hello

            He is probably all dopped up from mainlining pot and snorting their cannibis, two of the worst drugs there are.
            Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
            Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
            Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
            Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
            Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
            Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.

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            • Two-Dollar Bill
              True Christian™
              True Christian™
              • Mar 2011
              • 532

              #7
              Re: Hello

              Originally posted by RainbowBright View Post
              I'm a Jamaican olympic bob-sledder and i love jesus
              Surely an Olympic bob-sledder knows that it is spelled bobsledder. (Even a Jamaican one.) Unless of course they are a liar...and we all know how God feels about liars.










              Mon.
              Daniel 5:16-18 "Let thy gifts be to thyself, and give thy rewards to another; yet I will read the writing unto the king, and make known to him the interpretation."

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              • Jack O'fagan
                With faith as immovable as the Earth
                True Christian™
                • Feb 2011
                • 4836

                #8
                Re: Hello

                Originally posted by James Hutchins View Post
                He is probably all dopped up from mainlining pot and snorting their cannibis, two of the worst drugs there are.
                Yes and no doubt basejumping coke. It's just sickening
                Genesis 22:2 And he said, Take now thy son, thine only son Isaac, whom thou lovest, and get thee into the land of Moriah; and offer him there for a burnt offering upon one of the mountains which I will tell thee of.

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                I know God wouldn't let me believe in Him if He didn't exist.

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                • Rev. M. Rodimer
                  Honorary True Christian™
                  Forum Member
                  • May 2008
                  • 13996

                  #9
                  Re: Hello

                  Originally posted by RainbowGash View Post
                  I'm a Jamaican olympic bob-sledder and i love jesus
                  Your runnings might be better silent than cool.
                  Bible boring? Nonsense!
                  Try Bible in a Year with Brother V, or join Shirlee and the kids as they discuss Real Bible Stories!
                  You can't be a Christian if you don't know God's Word!

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