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  • J.Gygax
    Confirmed Enemy of God
    BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
    • Apr 2011
    • 26

    #1

    Evening

    Hello

    Jasper here.

    been reading this forum for a while now and thought it would be a good thing to join up i am from Switzerland and i am very happy here i have lots of male friends this is good thing. My wife is in the swiss army and she is away alot.


    good evening


    Jasper Gygax
  • Mrs. Mary Whitford
    Ladies of Landover Senior VP
    One of the Truest Christians™ Ever
    Mama Grizzly and formerly Sister Mary Maria
    True Christian™
    • Dec 2006
    • 12414

    #2
    Re: Evening

    Originally posted by J.Gygax View Post
    My wife is in the swiss army and she is away alot.
    I'm sorry to hear this. Have you always been an emasculated, effeminate man who can't keep his wife at home like he should?
    If I ever tried joining the army (and I love God so you know that I would never go against His assigned role for me) you can bet my husband, Mr. Whitford, would smack me with his heaviest Bible and drag me back home.
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    1 Timothy 2:13-15 For Adam was first formed, then Eve. And Adam was not deceived, but the woman being deceived was in the transgression. Notwithstanding she shall be saved in childbearing, if they continue in faith and charity and holiness with sobriety.
    Bearing my husband's heirs and being SAVED!

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    • Capt. Aaron Portway
      One of the Lord's Airborne Rangers
      Salvation from Above
      God's Favorite Pilot™
      True Christian™
      • Sep 2008
      • 6309

      #3
      Re: Evening

      Originally posted by J.Gygax View Post
      Hello

      Jasper here.

      been reading this forum for a while now and thought it would be a good thing to join up i am from Switzerland and i am very happy here i have lots of male friends this is good thing. My wife is in the swiss army and she is away alot.


      good evening


      Jasper Gygax
      This is not some homo pick-up forum Heidi!

      And is your wife extremely tiny? How could she fit in one of those things? Do you means she carries a Swiss Army knife? I can tell American English isn't your primary language.



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      • J.Gygax
        Confirmed Enemy of God
        BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
        • Apr 2011
        • 26

        #4
        Re: Evening

        Originally posted by Mrs. Mary Whitford View Post
        I'm sorry to hear this. Have you always been an emasculated, effeminate man who can't keep his wife at home like he should?
        If I ever tried joining the army (and I love God so you know that I would never go against His assigned role for me) you can bet my husband, Mr. Whitford, would smack me with his heaviest Bible and drag me back home.
        i am not sure of some words, she tell me to stay at home and look after our boy and i cook and i clean and keep the house for her return. this is what i must do
        this is right.

        evening

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        • Ezekiel Bathfire
          Pastor for Diversity and Tolerance
          Christ's Rottweiler
           
          • Jan 2008
          • 22895

          #5
          Re: Evening

          Are you completely mad? You keep a dog and bark yourself? Your only possible excuse for being man and cooking is that you are a priest sacrificing to The Lord or you are following this book (even though it is written by a woman. I recommend the dung bread Ezekiel 4:15 )

          Have you or your wife no sisters? Is your mother dead? What about daughters?
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          “We must reassert that the essence of Christianity is the love of obedience to God’s Laws and that how that complete obedience is used or implemented does not concern us.”

          Author of such illuminating essays as,
          Map of the Known World; Periodic Table of Elements; The History of Linguistics; The Errors of Wicca; Dolphins and Evolution; The History of Landover (The Apology); Landover and the Civil War; 2000 Racial Slurs.

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          • J.Gygax
            Confirmed Enemy of God
            BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
            • Apr 2011
            • 26

            #6
            Re: Evening

            we live in remote i am a lumberjack all i have to help is the tree's and animals but when my wife is back i go out with male friends.


            evening

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            • Mrs. Mary Whitford
              Ladies of Landover Senior VP
              One of the Truest Christians™ Ever
              Mama Grizzly and formerly Sister Mary Maria
              True Christian™
              • Dec 2006
              • 12414

              #7
              Re: Evening

              Originally posted by J.Gygax View Post
              i am not sure of some words, she tell me to stay at home and look after our boy and i cook and i clean and keep the house for her return. this is what i must do
              this is right.

              evening
              I know you didn't have a good start being born European, but to fall so far from manhood...
              Posted via Prayer

              1 Timothy 2:13-15 For Adam was first formed, then Eve. And Adam was not deceived, but the woman being deceived was in the transgression. Notwithstanding she shall be saved in childbearing, if they continue in faith and charity and holiness with sobriety.
              Bearing my husband's heirs and being SAVED!

              Blogging for CHRIST!
              Witnessing for GOD on YouTube!
              All a-Twitter for Salvation!
              Bringing Jesus to MySpace!
              On FIRE for the Lord on Facebook!
              My Ladies of Landover profile!

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              • J.Gygax
                Confirmed Enemy of God
                BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
                • Apr 2011
                • 26

                #8
                Re: Evening

                once i hit my wife


                sorry evening

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                • Mrs. Mary Whitford
                  Ladies of Landover Senior VP
                  One of the Truest Christians™ Ever
                  Mama Grizzly and formerly Sister Mary Maria
                  True Christian™
                  • Dec 2006
                  • 12414

                  #9
                  Re: Evening

                  Originally posted by J.Gygax View Post
                  once i hit my wife


                  sorry evening
                  And now you're apologizing for it!
                  Posted via Prayer

                  1 Timothy 2:13-15 For Adam was first formed, then Eve. And Adam was not deceived, but the woman being deceived was in the transgression. Notwithstanding she shall be saved in childbearing, if they continue in faith and charity and holiness with sobriety.
                  Bearing my husband's heirs and being SAVED!

                  Blogging for CHRIST!
                  Witnessing for GOD on YouTube!
                  All a-Twitter for Salvation!
                  Bringing Jesus to MySpace!
                  On FIRE for the Lord on Facebook!
                  My Ladies of Landover profile!

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                  • J.Gygax
                    Confirmed Enemy of God
                    BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
                    • Apr 2011
                    • 26

                    #10
                    Re: Evening

                    i enjoyed it.


                    evening

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                    • James Hutchins
                      True Christian™
                      Just a Regular Nice Guy
                       
                      • Jun 2009
                      • 29453

                      #11
                      Re: Evening

                      Gygax, do you blow one of those big long horns?
                      Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
                      Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
                      Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
                      Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
                      Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
                      Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.

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                      • Capt. Aaron Portway
                        One of the Lord's Airborne Rangers
                        Salvation from Above
                        God's Favorite Pilot™
                        True Christian™
                        • Sep 2008
                        • 6309

                        #12
                        Re: Evening

                        Say, that reminds me. Hey Gygax, isn't it hard to concentrate over there with all the yodeling and with everyone constantly yelling RICOLA!

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                        Winging our Way Across the World for The Lord!



                        God Bless John Boehner and God Bless the Grand Old Party!



                        Barack Hussein Obama is not My President!!!

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                        • J.Gygax
                          Confirmed Enemy of God
                          BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
                          • Apr 2011
                          • 26

                          #13
                          Re: Evening

                          i dont play a horn


                          isnt it hard for you with lots of black people ?


                          evening

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                          • BelieverInGod
                            Fourm Member
                            Forum Member
                            • Feb 2010
                            • 9269

                            #14
                            Re: Evening

                            Originally posted by J.Gygax View Post
                            i dont play a horn


                            isnt it hard for you with lots of black people ?


                            evening
                            Racism is not tolerated on this board, you WILL keep a civil tongue.

                            Perhaps you should ask your wife if you can have your testicles back.
                            Drama queen

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                            • J.Gygax
                              Confirmed Enemy of God
                              BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
                              • Apr 2011
                              • 26

                              #15
                              Re: Evening

                              i have testicles thank you


                              do you



                              morning

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