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  • god is fake!
    Confirmed Enemy of God
    BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
    • Apr 2011
    • 3
    #1

    Prick

    To be honest, you all are a load of [expletive deleted], Who probably dont even know a [expletive deleted] thing about the bible, You just copy quotes from the internet.



    [expletive deleted]YOU WANNA BE BIBLE BASHERS
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    • James Hutchins
      True Christian™
      Just a Regular Nice Guy
       
      • Jun 2009
      • 29453
      #2
      Re: Prick

      Welcome friend! Tell me about your close and personal relationship with Jesus.
      Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
      Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
      Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
      Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
      Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
      Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.

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        • Ezekiel Bathfire
          Pastor for Diversity and Tolerance
          Christ's Rottweiler
           
          • Jan 2008
          • 22892
          #3
          Re: Prick

          Please moderate your language. It is Easter and Jesus is even closer at this Holy time of year.

          Let me assure you the our knowledge of the Bible (KJV1611) cannot be beaten and your accusations of plagiarism from the interwebs are without foundation.

          Please tell us of your journey to Christ's Bosom.
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          “We must reassert that the essence of Christianity is the love of obedience to God’s Laws and that how that complete obedience is used or implemented does not concern us.”

          Author of such illuminating essays as,
          Map of the Known World; Periodic Table of Elements; The History of Linguistics; The Errors of Wicca; Dolphins and Evolution; The History of Landover (The Apology); Landover and the Civil War; 2000 Racial Slurs.

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            • god is fake!
              Confirmed Enemy of God
              BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
              • Apr 2011
              • 3
              #4
              Re: Prick

              Originally posted by god is fake! View Post
              To be honest, you all are a load of [expletive deleted], Who probably dont even know a [expletive deleted] thing about the bible, You just copy quotes from the internet.



              [expletive deleted]YOU WANNA BE BIBLE BASHERS

              GOD IS FOR Winners

              I'll ROT IN HELL

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                • Ezekiel Bathfire
                  Pastor for Diversity and Tolerance
                  Christ's Rottweiler
                   
                  • Jan 2008
                  • 22892
                  #5
                  Re: Prick

                  I do believe you have taken the first step.

                  (I love it when people find Jesus.)
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                  “We must reassert that the essence of Christianity is the love of obedience to God’s Laws and that how that complete obedience is used or implemented does not concern us.”

                  Author of such illuminating essays as,
                  Map of the Known World; Periodic Table of Elements; The History of Linguistics; The Errors of Wicca; Dolphins and Evolution; The History of Landover (The Apology); Landover and the Civil War; 2000 Racial Slurs.

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                    • James Hutchins
                      True Christian™
                      Just a Regular Nice Guy
                       
                      • Jun 2009
                      • 29453
                      #6
                      Re: Prick

                      Originally posted by god is fake! View Post
                      GOD IS FOR Winners

                      I'll ROT IN HELL
                      You know friend, you do not have to be such a complete loser. You do not have to rot in Hell. I'd like the opportunity to show you what Jesus has for you. He wants to use His staff to comfort you.
                      Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
                      Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
                      Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
                      Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
                      Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
                      Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.

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                        • WinnerNotSinner
                          Friendliest Fellow in all of Freehold
                          True Christian™
                          • Jun 2010
                          • 951
                          #7
                          Re: Prick

                          I love being a Winner and not a sinner!
                          6
                          A woman came up to me the other day, 12/6/2016 and said:
                          "But Mr. Winner, if GOD loves everyone then why is there so much suffering in the world?"

                          Because GOD doesn't love everyone. Too many people have this absurd idea in their heads that GOD is all loving.
                          If he was all loving, then murderers, thieves and homosexuals would be waiting for you in Heaven.

                          GOD doesn't open his gate to just anyone. Being a True Christian™ is like a Queue Jump ticket at Disney, we are guaranteed a ride with JESUS.

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                            • MitzaLizalor
                              Completely CRAZY for the Lord
                              True Christian™
                              • Sep 2010
                              • 14443
                              #8
                              Re: Prick

                              Originally posted by James Hutchins View Post
                              You know friend, you do not have to be such a complete loser. You do not have to rot in Hell. I'd like the opportunity to show you what Jesus has for you. He wants to use His staff to comfort you.
                              Amen

                              Psalm 23:4
                              Yea though I walke through the valley of the shadowe of death, I will feare no euill: for thou art with me, thy rod and thy staffe, they comfort me.

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                                • BelieverInGod
                                  Fourm Member
                                  Forum Member
                                  • Feb 2010
                                  • 9269
                                  #9
                                  Re: Prick

                                  Originally posted by James Hutchins View Post
                                  You know friend, you do not have to be such a complete loser. You do not have to rot in Hell. I'd like the opportunity to show you what Jesus has for you. He wants to use His staff to comfort you.
                                  Demons, that's the only explanation. so sad.
                                  Drama queen

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                                    • Jack O'fagan
                                      With faith as immovable as the Earth
                                      True Christian™
                                      • Feb 2011
                                      • 4836
                                      #10
                                      Re: Prick

                                      Originally posted by god is fake! View Post
                                      To be honest, you all are a load of [expletive deleted], Who probably dont even know a [expletive deleted] thing about the bible, You just copy quotes from the internet.



                                      [expletive deleted]YOU WANNA BE BIBLE BASHERS
                                      Judging from your retarded introduction I am assuming that you know nothing about God's word. We quote only from the King James Bible not the internet. You quite clearly do not have the intellect or moral fibre to have a civil discussion. You sir are a coward.

                                      YiC

                                      Jack
                                      Genesis 22:2 And he said, Take now thy son, thine only son Isaac, whom thou lovest, and get thee into the land of Moriah; and offer him there for a burnt offering upon one of the mountains which I will tell thee of.

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                                      I know God wouldn't let me believe in Him if He didn't exist.

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