Hello

[godlover2]

I'm a new Christian. I was a sinning heathen. I now now the glory of god. I have one daughter. I'm working on getting a son.
My favorite passage in the bible is:There she lusted after her lovers, whose genitals were like those of donkeys and whose emission was like that of horses - Ezekiel 23:20

[Ezekiel Bathfire]

Re: Hello

Heathen? Which false gods did you worship?

[Capt. Aaron Portway]

Re: Hello

I'm a new Christian. I was a sinning heathen. I now now the glory of god. I have one daughter. I'm working on getting a son.
My favorite passage in the bible is:There she lusted after her lovers, whose genitals were like those of donkeys and whose emission was like that of horses - Ezekiel 23:20

For a pretty short post, you have opened LOTS of cans of worms!

First, we CAPITALIZE God and all references to Him, His Son Jesus, or the both of Them together. We also CAPITALIZE the word Bible, and any reference to It.

And speaking of the Bible, we use the King James 1611 version. You "favorite scripture" reads as follows in The One True Bible™.


For she doted upon their paramours, whose flesh is as the flesh of asses, and whose issue is like the issue of horses.
Ezekiel 23:20

Also, how does a person "work on getting" a son? Are you planning on stealing some poor innocent child?


EDIT:
I see that a Pastor has banned this one already. Just as well, I think that he was up to no good!