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  • Barack
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    • Apr 2011
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    #1

    My name is Joshua and I'm Protestant

    I'm a full-time student with an open mind to different things. I used to be a proud libertine back in high school because I lived in an impoverished neighborhood with my mom, but I started to attend church sermons and whatnot and just recently got baptized (after receiving the Holy Ghost ofc) !

    Frankly, I hope we can get all along - I've been meandering in this section for the past week and I think you guys are a bit zany and take the word 'extreme' to new heights, but at the same time, you guys really intrigue me and I'd like to know all of you better.

    I'm also a liberal and African-American so I hope that revelation won't pose any problems. Oh yeah, my role models on Earth are: Barack Obama, Mahatma Gandhi and Bruce Lee.

    Love <3
    Psalm 139:21-22
    Do not I hate them, O LORD, that hate thee? and am not I grieved with those that rise up against thee?
    I hate them with perfect hatred: I count them mine enemies.
  • Rev. M. Rodimer
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    • May 2008
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    #2
    Re: My name is Joshua and I'm Protestant

    Hi, Joshua!

    Why do you hate Jesus?
    Bible boring? Nonsense!
    Try Bible in a Year with Brother V, or join Shirlee and the kids as they discuss Real Bible Stories!
    You can't be a Christian if you don't know God's Word!

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    • Cranky Old Man
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      You kids get off his lawn!
       
      • Jan 2010
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      #3
      Re: My name is Joshua and I'm Protestant

      Originally posted by Barack View Post
      my role models on Earth are: Barack Obama, Mahatma Gandhi and Bruce Lee.
      So you like to steal elections while hitting your wife with a stick you stole from a Chinese restaurant?
      5 Reasons why GOD HATES WOMEN!
      To most "Christians" The Bible is like a license agreement. They just scroll to the bottom and click "I agree". All those "Christians" will burn in Hell!
      James 2:10 "For whosoever shall keep the whole law, and yet offend in one point, he is guilty of all."

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      • Barack
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        • Apr 2011
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        Re: My name is Joshua and I'm Protestant

        Originally posted by Rev. M. Rodimer View Post
        Hi, Joshua!

        Why do you hate Jesus?
        Why would you even assume that I loathe Jesus in any way, shape or form? He died on the cross for my sins and I'm immeasurably grateful and appreciative for what he has done for me, the undeserving wretched being that I am.

        my favorite passage is Acts 2:38 NLT ( KJV is a bit abstruse at times for real lol)
        Psalm 139:21-22
        Do not I hate them, O LORD, that hate thee? and am not I grieved with those that rise up against thee?
        I hate them with perfect hatred: I count them mine enemies.

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        • Rev. M. Rodimer
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          • May 2008
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          Re: My name is Joshua and I'm Protestant

          Originally posted by Barack View Post
          Why would you even assume that I loathe Jesus in any way, shape or form? He died on the cross for my sins and I'm immeasurably grateful and appreciative for what he has done for me, the undeserving wretched being that I am.

          my favorite passage is Acts 2:38 NLT ( KJV is a bit abstruse at times for real lol)
          You have chosen a Muslim, a Hindu, and a martial artist as your heroes. Not one of them died for your sins. Not one of them is a Christian, either.

          You claim to be a Christian, yet you are also a liberal. How is it possible that a Christian would support baby-killing?
          Bible boring? Nonsense!
          Try Bible in a Year with Brother V, or join Shirlee and the kids as they discuss Real Bible Stories!
          You can't be a Christian if you don't know God's Word!

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          • Barack
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            • Apr 2011
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            Re: My name is Joshua and I'm Protestant

            Originally posted by Cranky Old Man View Post
            So you like to steal elections while hitting your wife with a stick you stole from a Chinese restaurant?
            I'm not sure if you are trolling or being serious. I hope it's the former, brother. . If it's your way of welcoming me then hey.
            Psalm 139:21-22
            Do not I hate them, O LORD, that hate thee? and am not I grieved with those that rise up against thee?
            I hate them with perfect hatred: I count them mine enemies.

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            • Barack
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              • Apr 2011
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              Re: My name is Joshua and I'm Protestant

              Originally posted by Rev. M. Rodimer View Post
              You have chosen a Muslim, a Hindu, and a martial artist as your heroes. Not one of them died for your sins. Not one of them is a Christian, either.

              You claim to be a Christian, yet you are also a liberal. How is it possible that a Christian would support baby-killing?
              Well, I would have opted for Jesus, but what I meant was a living person not like ethereal or whatever. And, there's nothing wrong with admiring people's accomplishments... I know who I am and what I stand for so their religions won't sway me from my connection with the Lord.

              Obama is Christian and attends church so I don't know where you got your apocryphal information from, brother.

              I don't vehemently support abortion but I respect the decision to choose it as a solution given the circumstances. I used to live in a bad bad bad neighborhood so I have better idea on what's going on.
              Psalm 139:21-22
              Do not I hate them, O LORD, that hate thee? and am not I grieved with those that rise up against thee?
              I hate them with perfect hatred: I count them mine enemies.

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              • James Hutchins
                True Christian™
                Just a Regular Nice Guy
                 
                • Jun 2009
                • 29453

                #8
                Re: My name is Joshua and I'm Protestant

                Welcome young man!

                Like so many young people today, you are a confused person. Not surprising given the fast paced world you live in. From what I read, you are being pulled in many directions, none of them good. It may feel good because, much like a rope with a knot in the middle and people tugging on each end, you tend to stay in the middle, what appears to be a happy place. In time, one of these demons will win out and the knot will no longer be centered. At this point, you'll probably get all EMO'd and Goth'd out, start cutting yourself and sniffing glue. I have seen it time and time again.
                What you need to do is be centered. You need to get right with Jesus. Get to know God, He wants to be your BFF.
                But if you do not want to hear it from me, I understand. I am sure the first time a priest asked you for a hand after services in his rectory, you had no idea what you were getting into. So, hear from the Big Cheese, The Man, Numero Uno, God. Read the KJV1611 Bible. Read it all, take your time. Find Gods True Message(r). Realize what He is really all about first hand. If you have questions, please feel free to ask, we have quite a few Bible scholars here as well as some reasonably well informed laypersons such as me.

                Praise Jesus!
                Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
                Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
                Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
                Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
                Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
                Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.

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                • James Hutchins
                  True Christian™
                  Just a Regular Nice Guy
                   
                  • Jun 2009
                  • 29453

                  #9
                  Re: My name is Joshua and I'm Protestant

                  Originally posted by Barack View Post
                  Well, I would have opted for Jesus, but what I meant was a living person not like ethereal or whatever. And, there's nothing wrong with admiring people's accomplishments... I know who I am and what I stand for so their religions won't sway me from my connection with the Lord.

                  Obama is Christian and attends church so I don't know where you got your apocryphal information from, brother.

                  I don't vehemently support abortion but I respect the decision to choose it as a solution given the circumstances. I used to live in a bad bad bad neighborhood so I have better idea on what's going on.
                  Obama is no Christian. He only claims he is to not upset his ignorrant supporters.

                  No one has the right to kill one of Gods creations. Abortion is murder.
                  Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
                  Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
                  Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
                  Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
                  Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
                  Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.

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                  • Barack
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                    • Apr 2011
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                    #10
                    Re: My name is Joshua and I'm Protestant

                    Originally posted by James Hutchins View Post
                    Welcome young man!

                    Like so many young people today, you are a confused person. Not surprising given the fast paced world you live in. From what I read, you are being pulled in many directions, none of them good. It may feel good because, much like a rope with a knot in the middle and people tugging on each end, you tend to stay in the middle, what appears to be a happy place. In time, one of these demons will win out and the knot will no longer be centered. At this point, you'll probably get all EMO'd and Goth'd out, start cutting yourself and sniffing glue. I have seen it time and time again.
                    What you need to do is be centered. You need to get right with Jesus. Get to know God, He wants to be your BFF.
                    But if you do not want to hear it from me, I understand. I am sure the first time a priest asked you for a hand after services in his rectory, you had no idea what you were getting into. So, hear from the Big Cheese, The Man, Numero Uno, God. Read the KJV1611 Bible. Read it all, take your time. Find Gods True Message®. Realize what He is really all about first hand. If you have questions, please feel free to ask, we have quite a few Bible scholars here as well as some reasonably well informed laypersons such as me.

                    Praise Jesus!

                    you seem to be a genial person, Brother Hutchings. Nice to meet you and thanks for the suggestions.

                    I know that God is my best friend, which is the reason why I converted to Christianity 2 years ago and decided long ago to never revert to my old perverse ways. I pray every day and night, read the Bible before going to bed, go to Church twice a week, decline invitations to go clubbing with friends/go to binges/etc - all in all, I adhere to the principles of the Bible and apply them in my life as much as humanly possible.
                    Psalm 139:21-22
                    Do not I hate them, O LORD, that hate thee? and am not I grieved with those that rise up against thee?
                    I hate them with perfect hatred: I count them mine enemies.

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                    • James Hutchins
                      True Christian™
                      Just a Regular Nice Guy
                       
                      • Jun 2009
                      • 29453

                      #11
                      Re: My name is Joshua and I'm Protestant

                      Originally posted by Barack View Post
                      you seem to be a genial person, Brother Hutchings. Nice to meet you and thanks for the suggestions.

                      I know that God is my best friend, which is the reason why I converted to Christianity 2 years ago and decided long ago to never revert to my old perverse ways. I pray every day and night, read the Bible before going to bed, go to Church twice a week, decline invitations to go clubbing with friends/go to binges/etc - all in all, I adhere to the principles of the Bible and apply them in my life as much as humanly possible.
                      All True Christians care. We can be direct and some people do not like that. We are not here to hold hands and sell lies, we are here to tell the Truth about Jesus.

                      What Bible do you follow? I hope it is not some white washed NIV or other fluffy bunny dime store trash.

                      Sounds like you have good intentions. I just hope you have your mind right.
                      Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
                      Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
                      Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
                      Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
                      Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
                      Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.

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                      • Barack
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                        Re: My name is Joshua and I'm Protestant

                        Originally posted by James Hutchins View Post
                        Obama is no Christian. He only claims he is to not upset his ignorrant supporters.

                        No one has the right to kill one of Gods creations. Abortion is murder.
                        Hey, if that sardonic idea that Obama is Muslim due to his skin color and name make you sleep better at night, then more power to you. Freedom of speech!

                        abortion is a delicate issue. If God is a lax person, then I'm sure he'd forgive the repentant people. It's just so hard to raise a baby at young age especially with no family support.
                        Psalm 139:21-22
                        Do not I hate them, O LORD, that hate thee? and am not I grieved with those that rise up against thee?
                        I hate them with perfect hatred: I count them mine enemies.

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                        • Barack
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                          • Apr 2011
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                          Re: My name is Joshua and I'm Protestant

                          Originally posted by James Hutchins View Post
                          All True Christians care. We can be direct and some people do not like that. We are not here to hold hands and sell lies, we are here to tell the Truth about Jesus.

                          What Bible do you follow? I hope it is not some white washed NIV or other fluffy bunny dime store trash.

                          Sounds like you have good intentions. I just hope you have your mind right.
                          Well I read the NLT but once I finish it, I'll start reading the KJV. It's just grating to go on the internet every time you don't fully understand a verse.
                          Psalm 139:21-22
                          Do not I hate them, O LORD, that hate thee? and am not I grieved with those that rise up against thee?
                          I hate them with perfect hatred: I count them mine enemies.

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                          • James Hutchins
                            True Christian™
                            Just a Regular Nice Guy
                             
                            • Jun 2009
                            • 29453

                            #14
                            Re: My name is Joshua and I'm Protestant

                            Originally posted by Barack View Post
                            Hey, if that sardonic idea that Obama is Muslim due to his skin color and name make you sleep better at night, then more power to you. Freedom of speech!
                            Well! That is quite the racist comment! I'll have you know, we do not tolerate that here!
                            Managing Racism - INSTABAN Feature
                            My comments were based on comments made by Obama and his lifestyle. No, this is not a forum about US presidents, this is about Jesus, please lets stay on topic.

                            abortion is a delicate issue. If God is a lax person, then I'm sure he'd forgive the repentant people. It's just so hard to raise a baby at young age especially with no family support.
                            God is not 'lax' or 'lazy'. The Bible is extremely clear on Gods Word® regarding this subject:

                            The previouse threee passages leave no doubt.
                            Again, pretty self explanatory. Don't you just love passages in the Bible that there is absolutely no way to misunderstand them?
                            Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
                            Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
                            Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
                            Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
                            Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
                            Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.

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                            • James Hutchins
                              True Christian™
                              Just a Regular Nice Guy
                               
                              • Jun 2009
                              • 29453

                              #15
                              Re: My name is Joshua and I'm Protestant

                              Originally posted by Barack View Post
                              Well I read the NLT but once I finish it, I'll start reading the KJV. It's just grating to go on the internet every time you don't fully understand a verse.
                              The NLT is NG. Get a KJV.

                              Actually, it is easy to read and understand the Bible almost all of the time. What God says is what He means. For example:
                              Samuel 12:14
                              Howbeit, because by this deed thou hast given great occasion to the enemies of the LORD to blaspheme, the child also that is born unto thee shall surely die.
                              Speak bad of God, your kid will die. Plain and simple.
                              Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
                              Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
                              Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
                              Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
                              Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
                              Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.

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