[Grosell]

Re: My name is Joshua and I'm Protestant

Is there a thread about abortion anywhere? I think that it is a very interesting subject that i would like to discuss!

[Grosell]

Re: My name is Joshua and I'm Protestant

Hey my name is Emil, and i'm danish. I live in Copenhagen, the capitol of Denmark, with my parrants and my sister. I go to the church, Holmens Kirke, and that is where i was babtised, and where i confirmed my babtisme. But even though i confirmed my babtisme, i'm not a fully convinced christian. Yet that is. That is why i joined your site, to give you the option, of telling me about, why i should go all the way and become full time christian.
I have read a lot on your site, and i know that you are not very fond of Denmark, nor the danes, but there is nothing i ccan do about that...
Hope that you will be able to help and guide me

[Rev. M. Rodimer]

Re: My name is Joshua and I'm Protestant

Is there a thread about abortion anywhere? I think that it is a very interesting subject that i would like to discuss!

There is a Search function. Try using it.

Why is it you foreigners can't spell "baptist" when it's PART OF THE URL YOU TYPED TO GET HERE?! And why is it so hard for you to start your OWN introduction thread instead of interrupting a discussion on someone else's?

[Barack]

Re: My name is Joshua and I'm Protestant

Nobody asked you to. Brother Z asked you for ONE EXAMPLE.

You can't find ONE EXAMPLE?


No, friend. Taking something literal and "interpreting" it to fit your modern, secular-society ideas and claiming it is metaphorical is the twisting.


. . . who is it who assumed the name and image of the President, and is accusing others of not being who they say they are? Have you ever heard of "Projection", Barack Insane Osambo?


So according to you, we are crazy people (like Mike Huckabee, who wants to adjust the Constitution to suit God's Law, and who is a front-runner for the Republican nomination for President) who were ejected from "any church" because we actually follow the Bible . . . yet we are also "trolling".

Which is it?

You ignore God's Law and you commit sins. Your soul is not saved.


Please describe this "brainwashing". We tell people what the Bible says. If they, like you, choose to ignore and twist it to their own perverse ends, to permit their continued life of sin and depravity, then we cannot help them further.

You have received warning of God's Lake of Fire. You have had explained to you repeatedly, using Scripture, why you are choosing damnation.

You have made your choice.


Nobody here, including Jesus, said to gouge your eyes out "if they see sin". This has been explained to you repeatedly. Jesus said that if your eyes CAUSE YOU TO SIN, that is, you are unable to resist temptation, that it is better for you to gouge out your eye than spend eternity in His Lake of Fire.

Why is this so difficult for you to comprehend? Because you don't want to comprehend it, I'm guessing?


. . . and?


This is a violation of secular law. We have already explained to you, repeatedly, with Scripture, that we are commanded to obey the powers that be, because they have been placed in authority by God.

Do you actually bother to read any of our responses, or are you just going to keep spouting your ignorant, anti-Christian, anti-Scriptural nonsense no matter what?


Nobody said to cut someone else's hands or feet off. Where did anyone here suggest that? There is only ONE Biblical instance of directed hand amputation, in Deuteronomy 25:

11 When men strive together one with another, and the wife of the one draweth near for to deliver her husband out of the hand of him that smiteth him, and putteth forth her hand, and taketh him by the secrets:

12 Then thou shalt cut off her hand, thine eye shall not pity her.


So now you admit that these things you have repeatedly called "metaphorical" and which you prefer to "interpret" according to your "modern sensibilities" were not metaphorical, but are simply "outdated".

So now you are saying that God's Law changes over time, even though the Bible says it doesn't.

You are also saying that God is unable to craft law appropriate for all time, because apparently He is incompetent.

Finally, you are saying that God, who created the ENTIRE UNIVERSE IN 6 DAYS, is unable to alter the Bible -- every copy on the planet, instantly -- for an update if He wishes us to do something different than what He previously instructed.

Is that correct, O Great Biblical Scholar?

We just don't see an eye to eye on a lot of issue, which is unfortunate but I'll live. At least I'm still sane and bound to go to Heaven. Hallelujah, why Lord are you so great to me.

Yeah, I have to go with the literal standpoint because I won't be able to have a serious conversation with you guys otherwise.

I'm not projected anything. I like Obama and since his name wasn't used I decided to take it - same goes with the picture. I'm not pretending to be Obama, nor will I ever want to.

On the other hand, you guys come to this forum and assume the roles of the people in your respective avatars. Some of you even disguise yourselves as women because in all honestly, no dignified woman would subject herself to such misogyny.

At least the people at Westboro stand up for what they believe in the real world. All you guys do is pretend to be housewives, pastors, senile, stupid uneducated Blacks, etc, etc, just to further whatever cause. Landover, the gated community in Iowa that you speak of is fiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiccccctational. I bet some of you, if not all, are not Christian, you are just poking fun of us REAL Christians and the Bible. For every biblical debate, you have a section or a list full of talking points to make yourself look knowledgeable but I see through your LIES.

If you were 'True Christians', you'd welcome people with open arms and not ridicule them. We newcomers have to pretend to be as deranged as you people in order to get accepted. How sad is that? I can provide you guys with my Facebook - I bet not even a single one of you can do the same because you are nothing but frauds. Have fun in the catacombs of Hell!

[Alphonse Alban]

Re: My name is Joshua and I'm Protestant

At least I'm still sane and bound to go to Heaven.

Yeah, I have to go with the literal standpoint because I won't be able to have a serious conversation with you guys otherwise.

Of course we are joking if we don't agree with you.

[Barack]

Re: My name is Joshua and I'm Protestant

Of course we are joking if we don't agree with you.

Well, it's hard to take you seriously when you pretend that a fict-i-tious place exist and assume the roles of random people. I'm sure the gargantuan church behind that american flag is where all 50 of you meet on a daily basis.


/facepalm

[Alphonse Alban]

Re: My name is Joshua and I'm Protestant

Comes in uninvited and unwelcomed with sole intention of attempt to troll people. Check.

Starts to argue with everyone about everything, but manages only make himself look like a fool. Check.

Get's really annoyed as trolling attempt backfires and start calling everyone racist and whatnots, and that people are not serious. Check.

[Yea-tho-we-walk]

Re: My name is Joshua and I'm Protestant

Barack, you claim to be a real Christian, but have you ever drank poison and lived or had a 100% success rate of healing when you annoited someone with oil and laid hands on them? I'll bet your 'Christian resume' would read more like a page from a hell bound demon.

Now myself on the other hand have followed all the commandments that Jesus has asked of me, including the time I was told to kill my children. Before I had a chance to get a butcher knife out of the kitchen, I was surrounded by mental hospital employees who quickly restrained me and injected a large dose of medication consisting of Thorazine, Largactil, Prolixin, Trilafon, and a dozen or so other anti phychotic medications. These medications are all demonic, due to the fact they keep me from doing the things Jesus asks me to do, but on judgement day I am sure that Jesus will give me a break for trying my best to follow the words He put in my head. Jesus clearly said He will return with a sword and I am just getting a head start.

If you are doubtful about my testimony, I can post a link to a newspaper story to prove I am being truthful. For some reason the media really looked at me as the 'bad guy' on this whole ordeal for some secular reason that seems to elude me.

[Rev. M. Rodimer]

Re: My name is Joshua and I'm Protestant



Yes, of course. You can't respond to anything to do with Scripture or Christianity, so once again you attack and insult us with your conspiracy theories. First, we are too extreme for "real" churches. Now, maybe we're a bunch of tranny God-mockers like you. What's next? Are you going to accuse us of being Reptilians? Hare Krishnas?

No woman would submit to God's Law?

How about Debi Pearl, bestselling author?

http://nogreaterjoy.org/blogs/createdtobehishelpmeet/

Somewhere over the passing years and changing culture, women have lost their way. This book is written to lead them back home. Regardless of how you began your marriage or how dark and lonely the path that has brought you to where you are now,

NEW! Now available in Spanish I want you to know that it is possible today to have a marriage so good and so fulfilling that it can only be explained as a miracle.
It took four years, thousands of hours, many tears, revisions and distractions, but I finally finished my book. I had no idea God had so much to say to us ladies until I began going through God’s Word verse by verse, writing the different sections of Created to Be His Help Meet.

Is she not a real woman?

I assume you're going to say all the HUNDREDS of testimonies on her website are all fake, too? http://nogreaterjoy.org/blogs/create...t/testimonies/

Are all the women on this Facebook page also play-actors:

http://www.facebook.com/HelpingTheHelpMeet

Maybe the Roman Catholic Cult is just playing a head game with you?

http://www.romancatholicinfo.com/christian-wives-husbands-helpmeet/

Is Angie Lewis a man in drag, too? You'd do well to pay particular attention to the bolded text below:

http://ezinearticles.com/?Christian-Values---Career-Woman-Or-Helpmeet-Wife?&id=3975188

What is more important? Should a Christian woman go to college to become a career woman or should she learn all she can about how to be a good helpmeet to her husband and stay happily married for life? I see much confusion and conditioning in the mainstream Christian culture of today. When career and money become more important than commitment and love many Christian people are being deceived.

You may be wondering how Christians are being deceived? Sometimes Christians are deceived without ever knowing it because they have already fallen into a worldly deception, whatever it might be. Perhaps it is the worldly deception of how a career woman is somehow better than a homemaker and a wife. Perhaps it is the lie that a man should allow his wife to boss him around for whatever reason circulating at the moment?

Who are Christians listening to? What are Christians watching? What are Christians reading? Where are Christians going? What do Christians believe in? In other words, what we allow into our heart and mind we generate within our belief system and we act on it and we become one with it. Do not be yoked together with unbelievers. For what do righteousness and wickedness have in common? (2 Corinthians 6:14)

God tells His children to separate themselves from unbelief and to not be yoked together with the world. This means to not let the world's standards, patterns, practices and methods of living undermine our faith and walk with Jesus.

Article Source: http://EzineArticles.com/3975188

A few more, maybe?

Here's more of that "drag queen" Angie Lewis, who can't possibly be female according to you: http://www.faithreaders.com/article-...?article=16071

She sure looks like a woman: http://christians-in-recovery.org/Is...Marriage-Lewis

A couple more, maybe?

http://www.heavenministries.com/Articles/how_a_christian_wife_is_to_be_a_helpmeet.htm

http://www.cai.org/bible-studies/pastors-wife-helpmeet

There is nothing "extreme" about following God's Plan for the family. It is very common, outside your urban, elitist setting.


And no, since you sin, and you deny God's Law, you will not go to Heaven. I'm sorry that you don't like being told that you cannot continue your life of sin and expect God to welcome you with open arms, but that's (after)life.

[tiempo]

Re: My name is Joshua and I'm Protestant

like gouging your eyes if they see sin.

women should be subservient housewives.

stone a person to death for adultery or whatever.

cut someone's hand off, feet off, etc.

The people back then lived in a different culture where things like that were permitted and actually normal.

The morality of the Bible is Godly, essentially by definition. While we must comply with secular laws, taking our morality from our ungodly culture instead of the Bible would be a New Age designer religion, just picking the bits we happen to like.

To be a true Christian includes taking all our morals from God’s Word, and that seems to be what the folk at LBC do, no more and no less. You may disagree but it doesn't make your position any more rational or Godly.