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    Welcome PleaseCallMeGod -- He's Not An American!

    I'm not American.
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    Re: Welcome PleaseCallMeGod -- He's Not An American!

    I know. You are a frog and certainly not God.

    If God had to choose a country to be from, froglasnd would be on the sme side of the list as Iran. Heck, He would choose swisherland before you guys!

    Godly Americans saved your butts in WWI and WWI. The only good thing you people ever did was say no to burkas and take Jerry Lewis away.
    Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
    Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
    Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
    Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
    Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
    Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.

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      Re: Welcome PleaseCallMeGod -- He's Not An American!

      Originally posted by PleasecallmeGod View Post
      I'm not American.
      Hello Grog!

      How did you come to accept Jesus as your Personal Savior©?



      Yours in Christ,

      Z. Smyth
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      • #4
        Re: Welcome PleaseCallMeGod -- He's Not An American!

        Originally posted by PleasecallmeGod View Post
        I'm not American.
        That must be terrible for you. Try not to think about it too much.
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        “We must reassert that the essence of Christianity is the love of obedience to God’s Laws and that how that complete obedience is used or implemented does not concern us.”

        Author of such illuminating essays as,
        Map of the Known World; Periodic Table of Elements; The History of Linguistics; The Errors of Wicca; Dolphins and Evolution; The History of Landover (The Apology); Landover and the Civil War; 2000 Racial Slurs.

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        • #5
          Re: Welcome PleaseCallMeGod -- He's Not An American!

          Who have sayed God were american? What kind of estupid coment mean this?

          God is universal, God is all around and over and up, God is Love, god is Lord....what mean you whit this 'God He is no american?'

          YIC, Mari.
          Ex JW and quiet, shy, timid girl who wants to be a True Cristian Lady.
          My favorite verse from the Bible is:
          - A true WITNESSE deliuereth soules: but a deceitfull WITNESSE speaketh lyes.

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            Re: Welcome PleaseCallMeGod -- He's Not An American!

            Jesus walked the Earth in human form two millenia prior to the founding of our great nation, so of course he technically wasn't an American. However, given the fact that America was founded on Christian principles, and is the bastion of Christian thought and leadership in the world, I feel it is fair to say that Jesus Christ was the original American.

            It just took a while for us lowly, imperfect mortals to get around to building a country that fully reflected His greatness.
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            • #7
              Re: Welcome PleaseCallMeGod -- He's Not An American!

              Originally posted by James Hutchins View Post
              I know. You are a frog and certainly not God.
              Maybe "PleasecallmeFrog" would be a better name for him.
              Bible boring? Nonsense!
              Try Bible in a Year with Brother V, or join Shirlee and the kids as they discuss Real Bible Stories!
              You can't be a Christian if you don't know God's Word!

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              • #8
                Re: Welcome PleaseCallMeGod -- He's Not An American!

                Originally posted by Rev. M. Rodimer View Post
                Maybe "PleasecallmeFrog" would be a better name for him.


                I couldn't agree more.

                Why would anybody be proud to not be American? We just killed Osama! We are the proudest nation on Earth right now.
                The best way to turn a dishwasher into a snowblower. . . . .
                Give her a shovel.
                Proverbs 5:19 A husband's commandment! And wives must comply.
                19Let her be as the loving hind and pleasant roe; let her breasts satisfy thee at all times; and be thou ravished always with her love.

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                • #9
                  Re: Welcome PleaseCallMeGod -- He's Not An American!

                  Originally posted by Faith_Machine View Post
                  Jesus walked the Earth in human form two millenia prior to the founding of our great nation, so of course he technically wasn't an American. However, given the fact that America was founded on Christian principles, and is the bastion of Christian thought and leadership in the world, I feel it is fair to say that Jesus Christ was the original American.

                  It just took a while for us lowly, imperfect mortals to get around to building a country that fully reflected His greatness.
                  I'm sorry, I should have described America as a country that strives to fully reflect His greatness.

                  We won't get anywhere near that goal as long as the diversity trainers, Methodists, and Volvo drivers are free to run rough-shod over the rest of us.
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