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  • godhatesbuddhists
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    • Apr 2011
    • 3

    #1

    I hope to be welcomed you true believers.

    Greetings all.
    In my life I have been surrounded by all sorts of disgusting heathens, yoga practicers, buddhists, MORmONS, DEMONcrats, and all other unsaved trash.

    I am hoping to be welcomed into this temple of the lord and would love to learn the ropes.
  • Ezekiel Bathfire
    Pastor for Diversity and Tolerance
    Christ's Rottweiler
     
    • Jan 2008
    • 22882

    #2
    Re: I hope to be welcomed you true believers.

    Originally posted by godhatesbuddhists View Post
    Greetings all.
    In my life I have been surrounded by all sorts of disgusting heathens, yoga practicers, buddhists, MORmONS, DEMONcrats, and all other unsaved trash.
    It is true that the world is filled with vile abominations:
    Revelations 22:14 Blessed are they that do his commandments, that they may have right to the tree of life, and may enter in through the gates into the city.
    15 For without are dogs, and sorcerers, and whoremongers, and murderers, and idolaters, and whosoever loveth and maketh a lie.


    Yet, you have been surrounded by them and did not obey this:

    2nd Corinthians 6:14 Be ye not unequally yoked together with unbelievers: for what fellowship hath righteousness with unrighteousness? and what communion hath light with darkness?
    2nd Corinthians 6:15 And what concord hath Christ with Belial? or what part hath he that believeth with an infidel?


    Why did you stay amongst the unworthy?
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    • godhatesbuddhists
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      • Apr 2011
      • 3

      #3
      Re: I hope to be welcomed you true believers.

      My favorite Church is the independent fundamental baptist church, one of the few churches to still enact moral, biblical child rearing advice. My love for my children is shown by the scars they carry. I first came to realize my place a true christian when I was baptized in water at the age of five, my baptism was a special one lasting 10 minutes. Ever since then I have been imperivous to the secular lies of DEVILutionists, as well as the satanic witchcraft of moder scLIEnce, and conventional arhithmetics. My favorite bible verse would haveto be 2 Kings 2:23-24 which shows god isn't up for playing games, even when the little ones are involved.

      I Hope to be welcomed into the fold

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      • godhatesbuddhists
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        • Apr 2011
        • 3

        #4
        Re: I hope to be welcomed you true believers.

        Why did you stay amongst the unworthy?
        I happen to live in the wretched sodomite city of SIN francisco though I pray every day for god to show his pure judgment upon the horrible people I must admit that I have been in their presence, but I make sure to wash my hands to prevent from their pestilence.

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        • Zechariah Smyth
          Walking in all the commandments and ordinances of the Lord blameless.
          True Christian™
          • Feb 2011
          • 15251

          #5
          Re: I hope to be welcomed you true believers.

          Originally posted by godhatesbuddhists View Post
          I happen to live in the wretched sodomite city of SIN francisco though I pray every day for god to show his pure judgment upon the horrible people I must admit that I have been in their presence, but I make sure to wash my hands to prevent from their pestilence.
          I'd wear a gas mask 24/7 if I lived there...one sneeze could give you the AIDS.



          Plus: the only way to "learn the ropes" around here is to bury your head in a KJV Bible and drink in the sweet, sweet Word of The Lord!

          (Proverbs 4:20-22) "My son, attend to my words; incline thine ear unto my sayings. Let them not depart from thine eyes; keep them in the midst of thine heart. For they are life unto those that find them, and health to all their flesh."



          Yours in Christ,

          Z. Smyth
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          • ExGay Alex
            Helping boys become upright model citizens
            True Christian™
            • May 2008
            • 1295

            #6
            Re: I hope to be welcomed you true believers.

            I am sure God has BIG PLANS for Sin Francisco. I predict major disasters there.
            "Come Unto Me. Put forth thine hand now, and touch all that he hath." (Matthew 19:14, Job 1:11).

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