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    CrusaderStrike here, with EVIDENCE FOR GOD

    Hey there fellow christians its great to be here on this board. I was actually born into a non religious family, but I ran away when I was 16 and found God. I currently live in Texas and I've been a baptist for over 25 years.

    but enough about me, lets get on to the good part about this post here

    ATHEISTS will claim that there is no "evidence for God", that their bullshit science takes precedence over the bible. I say we give those godless bastards a taste of their own medicine. I present a, 100% LOGICAL, 100% UNFALLACIOUS PROOFS FOR THE EXISTENCE OF THE CHRISTEN, BIBLICAL GOD.

    Premise 1) All things that begin exist have a cause (example of this would be how plants grow from seeds, or how satan gave birth to nancy pelosi and barack obama)

    Premise 2) The universe began to exist (atheists claim it was in some sort of bullshit energy explosion, the big bang. which doesnt make sense cuz energy cant explode. stupid atheists.)

    Premise 3) The universe has a cause.

    AND WHAT IS THAT CAUSE??!??! WELL

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    Re: CrusaderStrike here, with EVIDENCE FOR GOD

    Welcome friend! Wheat is you God given name?
    How many sons have slide from your wife so far?
    What is your favorite verse and why? How has it profoundly shaped your life, making you the Chrsitian you are today.
    What depths of depravity had you sunk to before finding Jesus. How low did you go, please do not skip a detail so we might see how far you have risen.
    What is your favorite hunting weapon?
    Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
    Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
    Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
    Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
    Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
    Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.

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    • #3
      Re: CrusaderStrike here, with EVIDENCE FOR GOD

      Originally posted by CrusaderStrike View Post
      Hey there fellow christians its great to be here on this board. I was actually born into a non religious family, but I ran away when I was 16 and found God. I currently live in Texas and I've been a baptist for over 25 years.

      but enough about me, lets get on to the good part about this post here

      ATHEISTS will claim that there is no "evidence for God", that their bullshit science takes precedence over the bible. I say we give those godless bastards a taste of their own medicine. I present a, 100% LOGICAL, 100% UNFALLACIOUS PROOFS FOR THE EXISTENCE OF THE CHRISTEN, BIBLICAL GOD.

      Premise 1) All things that begin exist have a cause (example of this would be how plants grow from seeds, or how satan gave birth to nancy pelosi and barack obama)

      Premise 2) The universe began to exist (atheists claim it was in some sort of bullshit energy explosion, the big bang. which doesnt make sense cuz energy cant explode. stupid atheists.)

      Premise 3) The universe has a cause.

      AND WHAT IS THAT CAUSE??!??! WELL

      Welcome friend. What an enthusiastic introduction!!

      How many sons do you have?
      -Every young man's battle - PORN AND MASTURBATION![/SIZE]
      -DISOWN your ATHEIST children - just like this good mother did!!

      -FINALLY!! Some rights for the rapists!!
      -There is no such thing as animal abuse!!
      -Pregnancy through RAPE is a GIFT from God
      -Keep the Fags out of the Boy Scouts!!
      -WIVES!! Stay in your abusive relationship!

      STOP, DROP & ROLL DOESN'T WORK IN HELL!!!!

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      • #4
        Re: CrusaderStrike here, with EVIDENCE FOR GOD

        Originally posted by James Hutchins View Post
        Welcome friend! Wheat is you God given name?
        How many sons have slide from your wife so far?
        What is your favorite verse and why? How has it profoundly shaped your life, making you the Chrsitian you are today.
        What depths of depravity had you sunk to before finding Jesus. How low did you go, please do not skip a detail so we might see how far you have risen.
        What is your favorite hunting weapon?
        Brother:

        I have three beautiful boys, Jack, Chris, and Stephen.
        My favorite verse? While the 10 commandments serve as the guide for my life, I'd have to say Psalm 23. That definitely isn't a "unique" answer by any means, it's the one I like most and it's the one I stick by.
        Not far at all brother, I had no KNOWLEDGE of God. I wasn't an atheist, I was just agnostic in that I was not aware. Then I found the light.

        I use a .22. I definite ain't much of a hunter, but when I do go out I visit my brother in new mexico and we keep his farm clear of jack rabbits and crows and the like. We'll buy a few hundred rounds and stay out all day, and get many kills. My PETA liberal wussy sister doesn't like it that much but I usually just tell her to shut up and go make us some food.

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        • #5
          Re: CrusaderStrike here, with EVIDENCE FOR GOD

          Welcome to our friendly forum! I like you already.

          A .22 is for girls and gays. You need to get a real gun. A manly gun!

          I recommend the Smith and Wesson 500 Mag Hunter, it's what I use myself.

          It is an excellent gun. It is the largest double-action revolver available, and there is no production revolver in the world, single or double action, capable of matching, or even approaching, the level of power it produces. For the amount of power it has, it is amazingly comfortable to handle, mostly thanks to the excellent recoil muzzle compensator. I use a Laser Sight for aiming with it.

          5 Reasons why GOD HATES WOMEN!
          To most "Christians" The Bible is like a license agreement. They just scroll to the bottom and click "I agree". All those "Christians" will burn in Hell!
          James 2:10 "For whosoever shall keep the whole law, and yet offend in one point, he is guilty of all."

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          • #6
            Re: CrusaderStrike here, with EVIDENCE FOR GOD

            Originally posted by Cranky Old Man View Post
            Welcome to our friendly forum! I like you already.

            A .22 is for girls and gays. You need to get a real gun. A manly gun!

            I recommend the Smith and Wesson 500 Mag Hunter, it's what I use myself.

            It is an excellent gun. It is the largest double-action revolver available, and there is no production revolver in the world, single or double action, capable of matching, or even approaching, the level of power it produces. For the amount of power it has, it is amazingly comfortable to handle, mostly thanks to the excellent recoil muzzle compensator. I use a Laser Sight for aiming with it.

            Hot damn! about how much do those go for

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            • #7
              Re: CrusaderStrike here, with EVIDENCE FOR GOD

              This is the introduction forum. You're supposed to tell us about yourself.

              How old are you, son? What church does your father take you to?
              Who Will Jesus Damn?

              Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

              Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

              Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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              • #8
                Re: CrusaderStrike here, with EVIDENCE FOR GOD

                Originally posted by CrusaderStrike View Post
                ATHEISTS will claim that there is no "evidence for God", that their bullshit science takes precedence over the bible. I say we give those godless bastards a taste of their own medicine. I present a, 100% LOGICAL, 100% UNFALLACIOUS PROOFS FOR THE EXISTENCE OF THE CHRISTEN, BIBLICAL GOD.

                Premise 1) All things that begin exist have a cause (example of this would be how plants grow from seeds, or how satan gave birth to nancy pelosi and barack obama)

                Premise 2) The universe began to exist (atheists claim it was in some sort of bullshit energy explosion, the big bang. which doesnt make sense cuz energy cant explode. stupid atheists.)

                Premise 3) The universe has a cause.

                AND WHAT IS THAT CAUSE??!??! WELL

                Dear Friend,

                With these creaky old argument, you have not proven the existence of the God of the Bible. Even if one accepted your argument, and its conclusion, the cause of the universe could just as easily be Allah, or Zeus springing forth from Chaos, or Teddy Ruxpin, or Stan Lee and the Marvel bullpen, or anything.

                Congratulations, you have proven nothing!

                The Bible is the Word of God because it says so. Period. The Bible doesn't need to be propped up by your feeble attempts at reason.

                Yours in Him,
                BAB
                Last edited by Born Again Bob; 05-07-2011, 01:46 PM.

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                • #9
                  Re: CrusaderStrike here, with EVIDENCE FOR GOD

                  Originally posted by Born Again Bob View Post
                  Dear Friend,

                  With these creaky old argument, you have                   not proven the existence of the God of the Bible. Even if one accepted your argument, and its conclusion, the cause of the universe could just as easily be Allah, or Zeus springing forth from Chaos, or Teddy Ruxpin, or anything.

                  Congratulations, you have proven nothing!

                  The Bible is the Word of God because it says so. Period.                   The Bible doesn't need to be propped up by your feeble attempts at reason.
                  Yours in Him,
                  BAB
                  Nor the gratuitous profanity.



                  See my sig line.

                  Yours in Christ,

                  Z. Smyth
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