[wait_what]

Re: Introduction from APastafarian

They have done nothing, for they have been created by Our Lord to fulfill the needs and desires of the person for whom they were created. These are heavenly creatures. You are confusing them with Earthly stippers many of which have been forced into such a situation and are exploited by others.

Do you have scripture to back this up?

[Rev. M. Rodimer]

Re: Introduction from APastafarian

They have done nothing, for they have been created by Our Lord to fulfill the needs and desires of the person for whom they were created. These are heavenly creatures. You are confusing them with Earthly stippers many of which have been forced into such a situation and are exploited by others.

Wait, so your demon god has created slaves who will serve no purpose but to elicit sexual arousal from a bunch of pathetic drunks who can't get laid, and who can never find freedom?

Why is your demon god so cruel?

[Jo Freddie]

Re: Introduction from APastafarian

Wait, so your demon god has created slaves who will serve no purpose but to elicit sexual arousal from a bunch of pathetic drunks who can't get laid, and who can never find freedom?

Yet you are projecting your sexual desires and frustrations on to others

Why is your demon god so cruel?

If the concept of Heavenly Creatures, created by Our Lord to serve in heaven disturbs you so much how can you accept christianity? after all what are angles in your mythology?

Do you have scripture to back this up?

Penelope 3:7-26

She decided to take a short nap under a meatball tree. Naps had been invented just last week and Penelope was nothing if not a trend setter. As she slept she dreamed that she came upon a large building and out of the building an endless line of cute guys (with the occasional cute redheaded woman, told you she was trendy!). Any way she watched and thought "that's the LAST time I mix my beers".

She approached one of the cute guys and noticed he was wearing only a G string and some 'pasties'. MMMmmm nice she thought all but the pasties. "It must be hard to look manly in pasties", she said. "You don't know the half of it"! the cute guy said. "What is this place?" cried Penelope. "Don't cry" said the cute guy "for this is the stripper factory"! "The Stripper factory?" cried Penelope.

"Yes our Lord FSM created it for all those who would not be big jerks and go around telling people what to believe". "Well that seems decent of FSM but tell me why are there only cute guys and the occasional redheaded woman? I'm trendy but not everyone else is". "It is because you are here. As with the beer volcano, so it is with the stripper factory. YOU and your desires dictate the out-put....

[María Gálvez-Villalobos]

Re: Introduction from APastafarian

Listen you espaguettifarians, I really really really like the pasta dishs but aren't you think is go toooooo far when you make of this a religious cult group?

Is a little fantastical and hard for take serious no? Pasta can no even think or have a brain, yes?

SO I think is really you are deny the truth and rejct God whit this game you are play. My mother is always say '¡No juegues con la comida!' (Don't play whit your foods!)

YIC, Mari Juana

[Jo Freddie]

Re: Introduction from APastafarian

Listen you espaguettifarians, I really really really like the pasta dishs but aren't you think is go toooooo far when you make of this a religious cult group?

I take it that you are using the word cult as a reference to groups seen as authoritarian, exploitative and that are believed to use dangerous rituals or mind control. A description that does not fit The Church of The Flying Spaghetti Monster, but could easly be used in relation to LBC

Is a little fantastical and hard for take serious no? Pasta can no even think or have a brain, yes?

You are confusing earthly Pasta with Our Lord Noodle, a common mistake.
FAQ 64-74

Frequently Asked: “Well, one aspect of other religions you do have is a god. Who happens to be made of pasta. Isn't it sorta wrong to eat what He's made of?” And the Dalai Llama Answered: “Eat some of this bread instead, and wash it down with this wine, then.” Frequently Asked: “What?” And the Dalai Llama Answered: “The Flying Spaghetti Monster is not pasta, but a deity who chooses to represent Himself as pasta. If you like Pasta, go ahead and eat some. He doesn't mind, because the Sharing of the Pasta is a form of worship. Especially the sharing part. Transubstantiation is not part of Pastafarian doctrine. That means when you eat Pasta, you aren't eating Him, but eating Pasta.”

[wait_what]

Re: Introduction from APastafarian

I think you are in big trouble noodle lover. By your own misguided doctrine, you are not supposed to go around telling others what to believe.

You come here telling TC's and investigators what to believe constantly. Your "god" is going to be angry.

[Jo Freddie]

Re: Introduction from APastafarian

I think you are in big trouble noodle lover. By your own misguided doctrine, you are not supposed to go around telling others what to believe.

You come here telling TC's and investigators what to believe constantly. Your "god" is going to be angry.

All I do is put the word out.
Qwerty 4:5-6

It is perhaps the greatest crime against the Flying Spaghetti Monster to coerce one into believing something, or to punish them for believing something different. Ultimately, all you can do, and indeed all you should do, is put the word out there, accept any who join you, and love any who hate you.

It is up to you to chose what to believe
Qwerty 2:4

As the Flying Spaghetti Monster said through the Buddha, “Believe nothing, no matter where you read it, or who said it, no matter if I have said it, unless it agrees with your own reason and your own common sense.”

[wait_what]

Re: Introduction from APastafarian

All I do is put the word out.
Qwerty 4:5-6
It is up to you to chose what to believe
Qwerty 2:4

It sounds like you have some very loose requirements. Almost more like a club than a faith. You are an atheist aren't you.

[Jo Freddie]

Re: Introduction from APastafarian

It sounds like you have some very loose requirements. Almost more like a club than a faith. You are an atheist aren't you.

Our Lord Noodle gave us all a sense of right and wrong, yet you feel there should be more?
Muellers I:45

Our Heavenly Glob instilled in them the same sense of right and wrong that He gave to others

Suggestions 2

Thou ought not do stuff thou already knowest is wrong, like killing, lying, cheating, stealing, etc. Dost thou really need these carved into a rock?

[Billy Bob Jenkins]

Re: Introduction from APastafarian

Turn away from false idols, pastafarian scum! The Lord despises your sick version of worship! Satan will have your soul on a spike before you know it. Your disgusting noodle God is really a demon, set out to trick you and turn you away from the Lord!

Do as I have done! Forbid spaghetti to your families and punish those who think differently! Amen! Praise Jesus!

Genesis 35:2 (King James Version) 2Then Jacob said unto his household, and to all that were with him, Put away the strange gods that are among you, and be clean, and change your garments:


Exodus 20:3-5 (King James Version) 3Thou shalt have no other gods before me. 4Thou shalt not make unto thee any graven image, or any likeness of any thing that is in heaven above, or that is in the earth beneath, or that is in the water under the earth. 5Thou shalt not bow down thyself to them, nor serve them: for I the LORD thy God am a jealous God, visiting the iniquity of the fathers upon the children unto the third and fourth generation of them that hate me;


Exodus 20:23 (King James Version) 23Ye shall not make with me gods of silver, neither shall ye make unto you gods of gold.


Exodus 23:13 (King James Version) 13And in all things that I have said unto you be circumspect: and make no mention of the name of other gods, neither let it be heard out of thy mouth.


Leviticus 19:4 (King James Version) 4Turn ye not unto idols, nor make to yourselves molten gods: I am the LORD your God.


Leviticus 26:1 (King James Version) 1Ye shall make you no idols nor graven image, neither rear you up a standing image, neither shall ye set up any image of stone in your land, to bow down unto it: for I am the LORD your God.


Deuteronomy 4:16 16Lest ye corrupt yourselves, and make you a graven image, the similitude of any figure, the likeness of male or female,


Deuteronomy 4:19 19And lest thou lift up thine eyes unto heaven, and when thou seest the sun, and the moon, and the stars, even all the host of heaven, shouldest be driven to worship them, and serve them, which the LORD thy God hath divided unto all nations under the whole heaven.


Deuteronomy 4:28 28And there ye shall serve gods, the work of men's hands, wood and stone, which neither see, nor hear, nor eat, nor smell.


Deuteronomy 27:15 (King James Version) 15Cursed be the man that maketh any graven or molten image, an abomination unto the LORD, the work of the hands of the craftsman, and putteth it in a secret place. And all the people shall answer and say, Amen.


1 Samuel 15:23 (King James Version) 23For rebellion is as the sin of witchcraft, and stubbornness is as iniquity and idolatry. Because thou hast rejected the word of the LORD, he hath also rejected thee from being king.


2 Kings 18:4 (King James Version) 4He removed the high places, and brake the images, and cut down the groves, and brake in pieces the brasen serpent that Moses had made: for unto those days the children of Israel did burn incense to it: and he called it Nehushtan.


Psalm 115:4-5 (King James Version) 4Their idols are silver and gold, the work of men's hands. 5They have mouths, but they speak not: eyes have they, but they see not:


Isaiah 42:17 (King James Version) 17They shall be turned back, they shall be greatly ashamed, that trust in graven images, that say to the molten images, Ye are our gods.


Isaiah 45:20 (King James Version) 20Assemble yourselves and come; draw near together, ye that are escaped of the nations: they have no knowledge that set up the wood of their graven image, and pray unto a god that cannot save.


Jeremiah 19:4-5 (King James Version) 4Because they have forsaken me, and have estranged this place, and have burned incense in it unto other gods, whom neither they nor their fathers have known, nor the kings of Judah, and have filled this place with the blood of innocents; 5They have built also the high places of Baal, to burn their sons with fire for burnt offerings unto Baal, which I commanded not, nor spake it, neither came it into my mind:


Ezekiel 23:37 (King James Version) 37That they have committed adultery, and blood is in their hands, and with their idols have they committed adultery, and have also caused their sons, whom they bare unto me, to pass for them through the fire, to devour them.


Acts 17:29 (King James Version) 29Forasmuch then as we are the offspring of God, we ought not to think that the Godhead is like unto gold, or silver, or stone, graven by art and man's device.


Romans 1:22-23 (King James Version) 22Professing themselves to be wise, they became fools, 23And changed the glory of the uncorruptible God into an image made like to corruptible man, and to birds, and fourfooted beasts, and creeping things.


Romans 1:25 (King James Version) 25Who changed the truth of God into a lie, and worshipped and served the creature more than the Creator, who is blessed for ever. Amen.


1 Corinthians 6:9-10 (King James Version) 9Know ye not that the unrighteous shall not inherit the kingdom of God? Be not deceived: neither fornicators, nor idolaters, nor adulterers, nor effeminate, nor abusers of themselves with mankind, 10Nor thieves, nor covetous, nor drunkards, nor revilers, nor extortioners, shall inherit the kingdom of God.


1 Corinthians 8:1-13 (King James Version)1Now as touching things offered unto idols, we know that we all have knowledge. Knowledge puffeth up, but charity edifieth. 2And if any man think that he knoweth any thing, he knoweth nothing yet as he ought to know. 3But if any man love God, the same is known of him. 4As concerning therefore the eating of those things that are offered in sacrifice unto idols, we know that an idol is nothing in the world, and that there is none other God but one. 5For though there be that are called gods, whether in heaven or in earth, (as there be gods many, and lords many,) 6But to us there is but one God, the Father, of whom are all things, and we in him; and one Lord Jesus Christ, by whom are all things, and we by him. 7Howbeit there is not in every man that knowledge: for some with conscience of the idol unto this hour eat it as a thing offered unto an idol; and their conscience being weak is defiled. 8But meat commendeth us not to God: for neither, if we eat, are we the better; neither, if we eat not, are we the worse. 9But take heed lest by any means this liberty of yours become a stumblingblock to them that are weak. 10For if any man see thee which hast knowledge sit at meat in the idol's temple, shall not the conscience of him which is weak be emboldened to eat those things which are offered to idols; 11And through thy knowledge shall the weak brother perish, for whom Christ died? 12But when ye sin so against the brethren, and wound their weak conscience, ye sin against Christ. 13Wherefore, if meat make my brother to offend, I will eat no flesh while the world standeth, lest I make my brother to offend.


1 Corinthians 10:7 (King James Version) 7Neither be ye idolaters, as were some of them; as it is written, The people sat down to eat and drink, and rose up to play.


1 Corinthians 10:14 (King James Version) 14Wherefore, my dearly beloved, flee from idolatry.


1 Corinthians 10:20 (King James Version) 20But I say, that the things which the Gentiles sacrifice, they sacrifice to devils, and not to God: and I would not that ye should have fellowship with devils.


1 Corinthians 12:2 (King James Version) 2Ye know that ye were Gentiles, carried away unto these dumb idols, even as ye were led.


1 Peter 4:3 (King James Version) 3For the time past of our life may suffice us to have wrought the will of the Gentiles, when we walked in lasciviousness, lusts, excess of wine, revellings, banquetings, and abominable idolatries:


1 John 5:21 (King James Version) 21Little children, keep yourselves from idols. Amen.


Revelation 2:14 (King James Version) 14But I have a few things against thee, because thou hast there them that hold the doctrine of Balaam, who taught Balac to cast a stumblingblock before the children of Israel, to eat things sacrificed unto idols, and to commit fornication.


Revelation 2:20 (King James Version) 20Notwithstanding I have a few things against thee, because thou sufferest that woman Jezebel, which calleth herself a prophetess, to teach and to seduce my servants to commit fornication, and to eat things sacrificed unto idols.


Revelation 9:20 (King James Version) 20And the rest of the men which were not killed by these plagues yet repented not of the works of their hands, that they should not worship devils, and idols of gold, and silver, and brass, and stone, and of wood: which neither can see, nor hear, nor walk:


Revelation 21:8 (King James Version) 8But the fearful, and unbelieving, and the abominable, and murderers, and whoremongers, and sorcerers, and idolaters, and all liars, shall have their part in the lake which burneth with fire and brimstone: which is the second death.

[proteastantguy]

Re: Introduction from APastafarian

I don't see pasta as a God, but as a delicious meal. But one believes what one wants to believe.

[Jo Freddie]

Re: Introduction from APastafarian

<Ramblings induced by brainwashing removed>

Do as I have done! Forbid spaghetti to your families and punish those who think differently! Amen! Praise Jesus!

Do you really think you are so evil that you must for ever be divided from the pasta starting in this life?
Afterlife 10

Actual FSM Hell is reserved for a very few, and those will be divided from the Pasta, the finest beverages and the fellowship of persons of good will and kind intent.

You may be misguided BB but I don't think you are really that bad.

<Fairy Tale excepts removed>

[Jo Freddie]

Re: Introduction from APastafarian

I don't see pasta as a God, but as a delicious meal. But one believes what one wants to believe.

Nor do I, if you had taken the time to read what I have been saying you would have understood that.

You are confusing earthly Pasta with Our Lord Noodle, a common mistake.
FAQ 64-74

Frequently Asked: “Well, one aspect of other religions you do have is a god. Who happens to be made of pasta. Isn't it sorta wrong to eat what He's made of?” And the Dalai Llama Answered: “Eat some of this bread instead, and wash it down with this wine, then.” Frequently Asked: “What?” And the Dalai Llama Answered: “The Flying Spaghetti Monster is not pasta, but a deity who chooses to represent Himself as pasta. If you like Pasta, go ahead and eat some. He doesn't mind, because the Sharing of the Pasta is a form of worship. Especially the sharing part. Transubstantiation is not part of Pastafarian doctrine. That means when you eat Pasta, you aren't eating Him, but eating Pasta.”

But I understand that the conditioning you have been the victim of can make it hard for you to understand concepts that go against it. It is not your fault.

[Rev. M. Rodimer]

Re: Introduction from APastafarian

Yet you are projecting your sexual desires and frustrations on to others

How so? What is the purpose of a stripper but to titillate?

Who needs strippers but those who cannot get laid?

And why has your demonic Yog-Sothoth chosen to create a race of physically-attractive slaves who do nothing but titillate pathetic drunks who cannot get laid, and who can never exercise free will, and who are forced to wear pasties even if men?

If the concept of Heavenly Creatures, created by Our Lord to serve in heaven disturbs you so much how can you accept christianity? after all what are angles in your mythology?

Angles are lines which intersect at a vertex.

[Jo Freddie]

Re: Introduction from APastafarian

How so? What is the purpose of a stripper but to titillate?

Who needs strippers but those who cannot get laid?

Yet again projecting your desires and frustration, you really should get some help Roddy, this obsession with sex must make your daily life difficult.

Angles are lines which intersect at a vertex.

So I made a typo that the spell checker did not highlight, I will ask the question again..
If the concept of Heavenly Creatures, created by Our Lord to serve in heaven disturbs you so much how can you accept christianity? after all what are angels in your mythology?