[Billy Bob Jenkins]

Re: Introduction from APastafarian

I don't see pasta as a God, but as a delicious meal. But one believes what one wants to believe.

You should not eat spaghetti. Eating spaghetti and saying, "oh, it is just a meal," is like having an Ashera pole in your house and saying, "oh it is just for decoration."

[Tom the Pastafarian]

Re: Introduction from APastafarian

I'd like to add to this fascinating conversation but I've already been given a "stern" warning regarding representing myself as a Pastafarian.

Peas

[Jo Freddie]

Re: Introduction from APastafarian

You should not eat spaghetti. Eating spaghetti and saying, "oh, it is just a meal,"

Pasta Can just be a meal

is like having an Ashera pole in your house and saying, "oh it is just for decoration."

An Ashera pole can be used as a decoration, it only has the symbolism you chose to give it. If you think it would make a dull corner look more interesting that use it for such a function.

[Jo Freddie]

Re: Introduction from APastafarian

I'd like to add to this fascinating conversation but I've already been given a "stern" warning regarding representing myself as a Pastafarian.

Peas

The truth scares them Tom, they can not handle the truth.

If you would like to ask me anything but fear being oppressed by the moderators here you can always PM me.

[proteastantguy]

Re: Introduction from APastafarian

Nor do I, if you had taken the time to read what I have been saying you would have understood that.

But I understand that the conditioning you have been the victim of can make it hard for you to understand concepts that go against it. It is not your fault.

What conditioning?

[Jo Freddie]

Re: Introduction from APastafarian

What conditioning?

See subtle isn't it, most the time you don't even notice most of the time if at all.
I am talking about the conditioning that causes you subconsciously ignore any information that goes against your proteastant doctrine.

[proteastantguy]

Re: Introduction from APastafarian

See subtle isn't it, most the time you don't even notice most of the time if at all.
I am talking about the conditioning that causes you subconsciously ignore any information that goes against your proteastant doctrine.

To be honest: I belong to the protestant church (yeah wrong spelling in my name I know) but I don't attend to church.

[Rev. M. Rodimer]

Re: Introduction from APastafarian

Yet again projecting your desires and frustration, you really should get some help Roddy, this obsession with sex must make your daily life difficult.
So I made a typo that the spell checker did not highlight, I will ask the question again..
If the concept of Heavenly Creatures, created by Our Lord to serve in heaven disturbs you so much how can you accept christianity? after all what are angels in your mythology?

I'll be happy to answer your question after you answer mine.

What purpose do strippers serve besides titillation?

What kind of a demonic god would create a race of slaves with no ability to choose what to do, condemned for eternity to dance for the enjoyment of drunk losers?

[Jo Freddie]

Re: Introduction from APastafarian

I'll be happy to answer your question after you answer mine.

What purpose do strippers serve besides titillation?

You are hung up on the name aren't you?
Is it so hard the comprehend that Our Lord has provided then the give comfort and companionship to his creation in the afterlife, just because you would just use then for "titillation" does not mean that everyone else has the same low standards the youself.

What kind of a demonic god would create a race of slaves with no ability to choose what to do, condemned for eternity to dance for the enjoyment of drunk losers?

The concept of a heavenly creature still seems to be escaping you Roddy.

FAQ

80-83 What if I don't drink beer? What if I think strippers are immoral?” And the Dalai Llama Answered: “Tolerance. You'll be okay.”

86-93 Frequently Asked: “Speaking of beer, what kind of beer is in the volcano? What if it's not my favorite? What are the strippers like? What if I'm a woman and want a man? What if I'm looking for a relationship, not just short-term fun? What if...” And the Dalai Llama Answered: “He is omniscient and omnipotent. You'll be well taken care of in Heaven, in a way that will suit your wants and needs exactly.”

[Billy Bob Jenkins]

Re: Introduction from APastafarian

Pasta Can just be a meal

An Ashera pole can be used as a decoration, it only has the symbolism you chose to give it. If you think it would make a dull corner look more interesting that use it for such a function.

Absurd! Those who perceive things differently than I do are wrong by definition! Look it up.

Wrong, adj. perceptions differing from those of a True Christian™

[proteastantguy]

Re: Introduction from APastafarian

Pasta is actually a nice meal