James Gulliver Intro

[James Gulliver]

I have heard praise of your Holy site. I wish to join in with my bretheren and worship our savior Jesus Christ.
"For God so loved the world that he gave his one and only Son, that whoever believes in him shall not perish but have eternal life." John 3:16
I am a young 24 years old and worship at Grace Point Baptist Church.

[Cranky Old Man]

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Welcome to our friendly forum!

How many sons do you have?

[Zechariah Smyth]

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I have heard praise of your Holy site. I wish to join in with my bretheren and worship our savior Jesus Christ.
"For God so loved the world that he gave his one and only Son, that whoever believes in him shall not perish but have eternal life." John 3:16
I am a young 24 years old and worship at Grace Point Baptist Church.

Hello James!

What is it about John 3:16 that appeals to you? How do you feel about John 3:18?

Yours in Christ,

Z. Smyth

[James Hutchins]

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Welcome James, that is a strong, pure name.

How long have you been married? Is your wifes pie dry and thick or wet and runny? Do you share your wifes pie with other like minded Christians?

What are your feelings on Deuteronomy? That is a mans book, in my expert opinion.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

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[Faith_Machine]

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Hello James!

What is it about John 3:16 that appeals to you? How do you feel about John 3:18?

Yours in Christ,

Z. Smyth

Thank you, Zechariah! Every time I see some one-verse Charlie throw John 3:16 out there, I immediately become suspicious! Thank goodness we have insightful teachers like you to separate the wheat from the chaff!

[James Gulliver]

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Dear Christians;

Cranky: I have 2 sons and some daughters, I don't keep track, from my beautiful wife Adah.

Z: John 3:16 appeals to me because it was the first verse I heard as a child that led me on the path to Salvation by our LORD. John 3:18 exemplifies the significance of our LORD in the hearts of men.

James: My wife and I have been married for 5 years. I love my wife like I love myself and my wife knows her place and respects me Ephesians 5:33.
Her pies are thick and wet, a heavenly combination. I have not read much of the Deuteronomy only sections about its prophecy about our LORD and his restoration of Israel.

Pastor Ezekial: Thank you for your welcome, I am happy to be among god's people.

Faith Machine: I praise your interest in the truth, but I am not a one-verse man, nor is my name charlie.

God Bless you all,
James Gulliver

[Robert Mellema Sr.]

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Dear Christians;

Cranky: I have 2 sons and some daughters, I don't keep track, from my beautiful wife Adah.

Z: John 3:16 appeals to me because it was the first verse I heard as a child that led me on the path to Salvation by our LORD. John 3:18 exemplifies the significance of our LORD in the hearts of men.

James: My wife and I have been married for 5 years. I love my wife like I love myself and my wife knows her place and respects me Ephesians 5:33.
Her pies are thick and wet, a heavenly combination. I have not read much of the Deuteronomy only sections about its prophecy about our LORD and his restoration of Israel.

Pastor Ezekial: Thank you for your welcome, I am happy to be among god's people.

Faith Machine: I praise your interest in the truth, but I am not a one-verse man, nor is my name charlie.

God Bless you all,
James Gulliver

Are really a Christian?

How could a real Christian forget to capitalize God's glorious name??

[Two-Dollar Bill]

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Are really a Christian?

How could a real Christian forget to capitalize God's glorious name??

Probably the same way you forgot an entire word in your first sentence there. Even the most devout of us make a spelling error here and there. I'm sure Mr. Gulliver wouldn't have made such a mistake knowingly.

[James Gulliver]

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Robert Mellema: thank you for your notice of a terrible mistake. On a side note you say your 27, but there isn't a single US resident that is 27 and named Robert Mellema. Therefore, I know you stole that name from a foreign novel, "This Earth of Mankind", by a communist writer.

Two-Dollar Bill: Thank you, I didn't mean to make the error, I'm glad that you respect that we are all still human.

[Robert Mellema Sr.]

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Probably the same way you forgot an entire word in your first sentence there. Even the most devout of us make a spelling error here and there. I'm sure Mr. Gulliver wouldn't have made such a mistake knowingly.

Yes, I appologize, brother and understand how easy it is to make mistakes. I did not mean to jump to such a conclusion so quickly.

Robert Mellema: thank you for your notice of a terrible mistake. On a side note you say your 27, but there isn't a single US resident that is 27 and named Robert Mellema. Therefore, I know you stole that name from a foreign novel, "This Earth of Mankind", by a communist writer.

How can you assume this? Just because I'm not listed in the white pages or on a site like peoplefinders.com, doesn't mean that I (or my parents, actually) "stole" the name. My oldest son, Robert Mellema Jr., would also disagree with you.

Also, I am interested in hearing more about this "communist" writer. What does he write about? Where is he from? If he was truly communist, I'm sure I would have heard about his evil ways before now.

Likewise, you there is no 24 year old James Gulliver listed in the white pages, so by your logic, you also "stole" your name. From where? who knows.

God Bless,

R. Mellema Sr.

[Pastor William Nathaniel Sampson]

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He can't even keep his sock puppets straight.

So which one gets banned?

Robert Mellema Sr. or James Gulliver

I guess I'll do it a scientifical way.

eenie meenie miney moe... catch an unsaved trash by the toe if he hollers, let him go. eenie meenie miney moe My mama told me to ban the very best one and you are it.


Sorry Bob.

[James Gulliver]

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And the LORD thy God will put all these curses upon thine enemies, and on them that hate thee, which persecuted thee. Deuteronomy 30:7

I too am sorry brother, I did not mean to jump to conclusions. I at the young age of 24 have avoided any connection to the government and have been successful thus far. I have not stolen my name, and I am sorry to have suggested you stole your name.

God Bless