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This site is boring.
Jesus is awesome, but not as awesome as Dutch Girl.
So please remove my account, kthxb.
Jesus is awesome, but not as awesome as Dutch Girl.
So please remove my account, kthxb.
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NoGenesis 22:2 And he said, Take now thy son, thine only son Isaac, whom thou lovest, and get thee into the land of Moriah; and offer him there for a burnt offering upon one of the mountains which I will tell thee of.
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Accounts are never deleted. They remain as a Godly Record of your blasphemies.
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Author of such illuminating essays as,
“We must reassert that the essence of Christianity is the love of obedience to God’s Laws and that how that complete obedience is used or implemented does not concern us.”
Map of the Known World; Periodic Table of Elements; The History of Linguistics; The Errors of Wicca; Dolphins and Evolution; The History of Landover (The Apology); Landover and the Civil War; 2000 Racial Slurs.Comment
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No u.Originally posted by Ezekiel Bathfire View PostAccounts are never deleted. They remain as a Godly Record of your blasphemies.
And yes, delete it.Comment
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I am saddened by your request.Originally posted by Kilogram View Post
Jesus guided you for good reason. You have yet to understand why.
Can I persuade you to stay?
Sister Talitha
Markswoman, Circumcisionist, Platinum Tither.
HE took the damsel by the hand, and said unto her, Talitha Cumi; which is,
being interpreted, Damsel, I say unto thee, arise!...Mark 5:41
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W-E D-O N-O-T D-E-L-E-T-E A-C-C-O-U-N-T-SOriginally posted by Kilogram View Post
Comprehendo?
YiC,
MiikkaelRomans 1:18 - For the wrath of God is revealed from heaven against all ungodliness and unrighteousness of men, who hold the truth in unrighteousness;Comment
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No, god can guide me if he wish, but he dosen't need me on this board to do it.
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Why don't you just Log out and never come back?Originally posted by Kilogram View Post
Sister Talitha
Markswoman, Circumcisionist, Platinum Tither.
HE took the damsel by the hand, and said unto her, Talitha Cumi; which is,
being interpreted, Damsel, I say unto thee, arise!...Mark 5:41
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Only boring people get bored. Enjoy hell, good bye.Originally posted by Kilogram View PostThe Lord is my shepherd.Comment
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I love how people with no self control rant and rave about needing an account deleted. Why create it to begin with? What is the pain of having an account that you do not use?The best way to turn a dishwasher into a snowblower. . . . .
Give her a shovel.
Proverbs 5:19 A husband's commandment! And wives must comply.
19Let her be as the loving hind and pleasant roe; let her breasts satisfy thee at all times; and be thou ravished always with her love.Comment
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Dear Hatemonger;
I'm sorry, but it is our policy NEVER to remove the account of an unsaved fool. Your belligerent hatemongering will remain for future unsaved scum to see and learn from for all eternity (or until Jesus returns to slay most of the earth, whichever comes first).
Jesus called you here for a reason, so you might rethink your selfish tantrum and stick around.
If you'd really like to remove yourself from our Godly forum, all you need to do is to click on that tiny red "x" in the upper righthand corner of your computer screen. Then close your computer, stand up, and walk away.
YIC,
--Pastor Ezekiel
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!Comment
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One day, he will die and surely be sent to Hell. Upon realizing where he is, he will tell Satan (not ask, but tell - funny, right?) that he wants his account deleted and to be sent to Heaven. That will be on Heavens 'Funniest Home Videos' with with Kirk Cameron hosting! Probably Saturday nights at 7:30.Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.Comment
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I think this thread should be made a Sticky for a short time, so that our "We do not delete accounts" policy gets some attention.
YiC,
Z. Smyth
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Unsaved Trash never read stickies. They rarely even read the first post in the thread they're fighting about.Originally posted by Zechariah Smyth View PostDrama queenComment
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If that's the case, then can you deactivate my account so that I won't be able to log in again since I had accidentally signed on thinking it was something else and in my sleepy state, I didn't realize how these forums made me uncomfortable. I have a good, Holy Ghost filled church that I go to and I would rather like to forget ever stumbling onto here in my tired state.Comment
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