Hello, Everybody!

[DDM1985]

I've been a fan of the Landover Baptist Church site since last year, and finally decided to sign up for the message-board. I figured I've been bashed by atheists for my beliefs; why not get bashed by Christians, for a change?

If you have any questions for me, just ask. I'm happy to answer anything.

That's pretty-much all I have to say about that right now...

[MisterM]

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Hi

What is your favorite Bible verse? How many boys have your wife given to you? Which Church door do you open every day? When did you find God?

YiC, Miikkael

[BelieverInGod]

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So you're here to mock us? Why?

[Didymus Much]

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...I'm happy to answer anything....

Why didn't any of these idiots True Christians™ do us a favour and disappear on Saturday like they promised?

[Two-Dollar Bill]

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I figured I've been bashed by atheists for my beliefs; why not get bashed by Christians, for a change?.

Are you implying that you are not an atheist and also not a Christian? Is this like 20 questions? Do we have to guess what heathen sect of a false religion you adhere to? (Not that it matters which one it is in particular since you're obviously going to rot in hell regardless.)

[DDM1985]

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Hi

What is your favorite Bible verse? How many boys have your wife given to you? Which Church door do you open every day? When did you find God?

YiC, Miikkael

My favourite verse... it's hard to choose just one; but, if I had to choose, I'd have to go with Matthew 7:16... the one on my "signature".

I'm not married. It's not that I'm Cathyolick, or anything; I just haven't found the right woman yet. As to having children... I haven't had sex yet, either; so, that's pretty-much out of the question for now.

I just moved to Dothan, so I'm still looking for a church. Until then, I guess I'll be logging onto Landover Baptist a lot!

I found God when I was 22. It was while I was in Florence, Alabama.

[DDM1985]

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So you're here to mock us? Why?

Because I'm a fool, and that's what we do, right?

By the way, I like the smilie with the terrorists getting blown up! Anybody know who came up with that one?

[DDM1985]

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Why didn't any of these idiots True Christians™ do us a favour and disappear on Saturday like they promised?

There was a layover in Toledo. What can I say? Stupid FAA regulations!

[John Creeser]

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Because I'm a fool, and that's what we do, right?

Care to elaborate on that friend? Are you currently under the influence of any illegal substances?

[DDM1985]

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Are you implying that you are not an atheist and also not a Christian? Is this like 20 questions? Do we have to guess what heathen sect of a false religion you adhere to? (Not that it matters which one it is in particular since you're obviously going to rot in hell regardless.)

No, I'm one of those evil, damnable Campbellite scum. Have been since 2008, when I was baptized at the East Florence Church of Christ.

And, regarding which church I go to; I pretty-much have to go to any church that'll have me, since my mom and dad weren't married. I sure won't be able to enter Freehold, let-alone walk through Landover's blessed doors! Too bad my descendants have nine generations to wait until they get that blessing...

But, I guarantee you, I don't go to those evil Cathyolick churches! No, sirree!!! All that standing and kneeling... no, thanks!

[DDM1985]

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Care to elaborate on that friend? Are you currently under the influence of any illegal substances?

Illegal? No... Substances? I probably should be!

Proverbs 14:9 says, "Fools make a mock at sin: but among the righteous there is favor." Psalm 74:22 says fools mock God. And, Romans 1? If that's not a rebuke of fools, mocking Christian faith, I don't know what is!

That was actually a response to a post, asking why I would intend to mock the people on here...

[DDM1985]

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My favourite verse... it's hard to choose just one; but, if I had to choose, I'd have to go with Matthew 7:16... the one on my "signature".

I'm not married. It's not that I'm Cathyolick, or anything; I just haven't found the right woman yet. As to having children... I haven't had sex yet, either; so, that's pretty-much out of the question for now.

I just moved to Dothan, so I'm still looking for a church. Until then, I guess I'll be logging onto Landover Baptist a lot!

I found God when I was 22. It was while I was in Florence, Alabama.

Going through this post, I realized I put a "6", where a "2" was supposed to be (Matthew 7:12, not 7:16). Sorry 'bout that!

I'll tell ya, with that kind of math, I sure hope I don't come up with any End of the World dates anytime soon! Imagine how far off I'd be!

[John Creeser]

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That was actually a response to a post, asking why I would intend to mock the people on here...

Oh you do, do you?

Enjoy your very brief visit.

[DDM1985]

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Oh you do, do you?

Enjoy your very brief visit.

I earned my first frownie-face!

I was wondering when I'd get one...

[John Creeser]

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I earned my first frownie-face!

I was wondering when I'd get one...

It appears you've also now received your first infraction. Congratulations, keep up the good work