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  • DDM1985
    Confirmed Enemy of God
    BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
    • May 2011
    • 80
    #16
    Got a reprimand!

    Well, I guess I really stepped in it this time...

    Dear DDM1985,

    You have received an infraction at The Landover Baptist Church Forum.

    Reason: Being silly and pointless
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    Jesus wants you to get to the point!

    Since you are new here please look at our please read this before posting and our your rights on this forum threads! If you already did that, just do it again. There you can learn that this forum is not about debating or unsaved opinions but about praising Jesus!
    -------

    This infraction is worth 10 point(s) and may result in restricted access until it expires. Serious infractions will never expire.

    Original Post:
    http://www.landoverbaptist.net/showthread.php?p=755870
    Quote:
    Quote:
    Originally Posted by John Creeser
    Oh you do, do you?

    Enjoy your very brief visit.

    I earned my first frownie-face!

    I was wondering when I'd get one...
    All the best,
    The Landover Baptist Church Forum
    Now, I can't tell my "Priest, Rabbi, and Buddhist Monk" joke...

    Oh, well! I guess I'll have to comply...

    The truth is, I was baptized by the East Florence Church of Christ in Florence, Alabama, back in 2008. That's when I claim I was saved, because that's when I chose to take that leap of faith.

    No hard feelings? I promise, I'll be on my best behavior!

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      • DDM1985
        Confirmed Enemy of God
        BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
        • May 2011
        • 80
        #17
        Re: Hello, Everybody!

        Originally posted by John Creeser View Post
        It appears you've also now received your first infraction. Congratulations, keep up the good work
        Wow... word really gets around here, doesn't it? Yup, I received one not five minutes after I posted.

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          • John Creeser
            Warning: In case of Rapture, this account will be unmanned.
             
            • Aug 2009
            • 7248
            #18
            Re: Hello, Everybody!

            Originally posted by DDM1985 View Post
            Wow... word really gets around here, doesn't it? Yup, I received one not five minutes after I posted.
            Now that you've been rightfully put in your place, lets move on shall we?

            What version of the Bible do you read from? Are you an avid hunter?
            -Every young man's battle - PORN AND MASTURBATION![/SIZE]
            -DISOWN your ATHEIST children - just like this good mother did!!

            -FINALLY!! Some rights for the rapists!!
            -There is no such thing as animal abuse!!
            -Pregnancy through RAPE is a GIFT from God
            -Keep the Fags out of the Boy Scouts!!
            -WIVES!! Stay in your abusive relationship!

            STOP, DROP & ROLL DOESN'T WORK IN HELL!!!!

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              • DDM1985
                Confirmed Enemy of God
                BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
                • May 2011
                • 80
                #19
                Re: Hello, Everybody!

                Originally posted by John Creeser View Post
                Now that you've been rightfully put in your place, lets move on shall we?

                What version of the Bible do you read from? Are you an avid hunter?
                King James version. And, I usually am an avid hunter; but, in the past few years, I've been doing more evangelism than hunting. I do plan to get back into it, though...

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                  • John Creeser
                    Warning: In case of Rapture, this account will be unmanned.
                     
                    • Aug 2009
                    • 7248
                    #20
                    Re: Hello, Everybody!

                    Originally posted by DDM1985 View Post
                    King James version. And, I usually am an avid hunter; but, in the past few years, I've been doing more evangelism than hunting. I do plan to get back into it, though...
                    Finally, a step in the right direction. Now we need to get you to a Baptist church and that will be two steps in the right direction.
                    -Every young man's battle - PORN AND MASTURBATION![/SIZE]
                    -DISOWN your ATHEIST children - just like this good mother did!!

                    -FINALLY!! Some rights for the rapists!!
                    -There is no such thing as animal abuse!!
                    -Pregnancy through RAPE is a GIFT from God
                    -Keep the Fags out of the Boy Scouts!!
                    -WIVES!! Stay in your abusive relationship!

                    STOP, DROP & ROLL DOESN'T WORK IN HELL!!!!

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                      • DDM1985
                        Confirmed Enemy of God
                        BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
                        • May 2011
                        • 80
                        #21
                        Re: Hello, Everybody!

                        Originally posted by John Creeser View Post
                        Finally, a step in the right direction. Now we need to get you to a Baptist church and that will be two steps in the right direction.
                        Step by step...

                        I've got my eye on one church in the area. It's not far from where I live...

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                          • DDM1985
                            Confirmed Enemy of God
                            BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
                            • May 2011
                            • 80
                            #22
                            Re: Hello, Everybody!

                            Originally posted by DDM1985 View Post
                            Step by step...

                            I've got my eye on one church in the area. It's not far from where I live...
                            Thanks for the merit, by the way!

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                              • John Creeser
                                Warning: In case of Rapture, this account will be unmanned.
                                 
                                • Aug 2009
                                • 7248
                                #23
                                Re: Hello, Everybody!

                                Originally posted by DDM1985 View Post
                                Thanks for the merit, by the way!
                                Study the KJV1611 and be devote your life to Jesus Christ and there will be many more.
                                -Every young man's battle - PORN AND MASTURBATION![/SIZE]
                                -DISOWN your ATHEIST children - just like this good mother did!!

                                -FINALLY!! Some rights for the rapists!!
                                -There is no such thing as animal abuse!!
                                -Pregnancy through RAPE is a GIFT from God
                                -Keep the Fags out of the Boy Scouts!!
                                -WIVES!! Stay in your abusive relationship!

                                STOP, DROP & ROLL DOESN'T WORK IN HELL!!!!

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                                  • DDM1985
                                    Confirmed Enemy of God
                                    BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
                                    • May 2011
                                    • 80
                                    #24
                                    Re: Hello, Everybody!

                                    Originally posted by John Creeser View Post
                                    Study the KJV1611 and be devote your life to Jesus Christ and there will be many more.
                                    You got it! I'd like to find a good Bible college, and get a degree there.

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                                      • Pastor Ezekiel
                                        Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
                                         
                                        • Sep 2006
                                        • 78556
                                        #25
                                        Re: Hello, Everybody!

                                        Originally posted by DDM1985 View Post
                                        You got it! I'd like to find a good Bible college, and get a degree there.
                                        So, you want to be a True Christian(tm) Pastor, huh?
                                        Who Will Jesus Damn?

                                        Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                                        Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                                        Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                                          • DDM1985
                                            Confirmed Enemy of God
                                            BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
                                            • May 2011
                                            • 80
                                            #26
                                            Re: Hello, Everybody!

                                            Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
                                            So, you want to be a True Christian™ Pastor, huh?
                                            Sure would, Pastor. Any suggestions?

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                                              • Pastor Ezekiel
                                                Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
                                                 
                                                • Sep 2006
                                                • 78556
                                                #27
                                                Re: Hello, Everybody!

                                                Originally posted by DDM1985 View Post
                                                Sure would, Pastor. Any suggestions?
                                                Yea, READ THE LINKS I POST FOR YOU.
                                                Who Will Jesus Damn?

                                                Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                                                Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                                                Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                                                  • DDM1985
                                                    Confirmed Enemy of God
                                                    BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
                                                    • May 2011
                                                    • 80
                                                    #28
                                                    Re: Hello, Everybody!

                                                    Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
                                                    Yea, READ THE LINKS I POST FOR YOU.
                                                    Well, looks like I've still got some work to do, before I can become a pastor... namely, the "perfect physique"... not to mention the "not a novice" part... No doubt the physique part will probably take a few months; getting past the "novice" stage... that'll probably take several years.

                                                    Thanks for the link! Good thing I read that, before I embarassed myself...

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                                                      • Pastor Ezekiel
                                                        Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
                                                         
                                                        • Sep 2006
                                                        • 78556
                                                        #29
                                                        Re: Hello, Everybody!

                                                        Originally posted by DDM1985 View Post
                                                        Well, looks like I've still got some work to do, before I can become a pastor... namely, the "perfect physique"... not to mention the "not a novice" part... No doubt the physique part will probably take a few months; getting past the "novice" stage... that'll probably take several years.

                                                        Thanks for the link! Good thing I read that, before I embarassed myself...
                                                        I am available for private Christian counseling anytime. Just click on the link in my signature. Confidentiality assured.
                                                        Who Will Jesus Damn?

                                                        Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                                                        Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                                                        Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                                                          • DDM1985
                                                            Confirmed Enemy of God
                                                            BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
                                                            • May 2011
                                                            • 80
                                                            #30
                                                            Re: Hello, Everybody!

                                                            Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
                                                            I am available for private Christian counseling anytime. Just click on the link in my signature. Confidentiality assured.
                                                            Much obliged, Pastor Ezekiel!

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