Bibles verses "in context": the trick of scholars and fornicators

[Mrs. Ippie Rivers]

Hello, brethren and sistren.

It is a well-known fact that one need only read three Bible verses for True Salvation. (Romans 3:23 "For ALL HAVE SINNED and fallen short of the glory of God...", John 3:16 "But God so loved the world that He gave His only begotten Son...", and John 14:6 "I am The Way, The Truth, and The Life. No one goes to The Father except through me.) 1) We are all sinners, but 2) Jesus died for our salvation, and 3) if you don't except Jesus, you do not go to Heaven. GAME - SET - MATCH!

However, real God-folk must have something to do on Sunday between services while observing the Sabbath, so we read the rest of the Word of God. Since every word is The Infallible Word of God, it needs no "context" with which to be examined. The inherent beauty, and Truth, of The Word of God is in each and every Bible verse. NO FURTHER DISCUSSION IS NEEDED!

Consider, for example, Deuteronomy 33:8. "And of Levi he said, 'Let thy Thummim and thy Urim be with thy holy one, whom thou didst prove at Massah, and with whom thou didst strive at the waters of Meribah;'" There are those who argue that we should consider what these words actually mean. Lies! The absolute holiness of these words need no definition or explanation. IT IS OBVIOUS!

O, brethren and sistren, do not engage in "discussions" or "studies" with those who attempt to strip down and pilfer the beauty of The Word of Our Lord in the name of "clarity". It is the work of the Devil, the same Devil who demands that destroy our appreciation of His beauty with "questions" and "analysis" and "science"! Those who ask such questions will receive their answers on Judgment Day. Then we, who have kept our minds uncluttered and virginal, will therefore be lighter and ascend more quickly to Heaven. BLESSED BE THE TIES!

Thank you for allowing me to be a part of you, my fellows. It is good to know there are fewer souls I must pray for.

[Mrs. Ippie Rivers]

Re: Bibles verses "in context": the trick of scholars and fornica

My apologies for the typo with the incorrect use of the word "except" where it should be "accept." It seems that Satan, fearing exposure, attempted to sway my hands and thus instill confusion upon My Fellows. It will not happen again.

Please except my pleas for forgiveness.

[María Gálvez-Villalobos]

Re: Bibles verses "in context": the trick of scholars and fornica

My apologies for the typo with the incorrect use of the word "except" where it should be "accept." It seems that Satan, fearing exposure, attempted to sway my hands and thus instill confusion upon My Fellows. It will not happen again.

Please except my pleas for forgiveness.

I forgive you!

Say us more abut you sister!

Welcome!

YIC, Mari

[John Creeser]

Re: Bibles verses "in context": the trick of scholars and fornica

Thank you for allowing me to be a part of you, my fellows. It is good to know there are fewer souls I must pray for.

A woman that knows her Bible, and the KJV1611 at that. Good for you.

What does your husband do? Is he an avid hunter?

[landoverlover]

Re: Bibles verses "in context": the trick of scholars and fornica

Listen up, all you other unsaved trash. Read the Word and shout Glory! Wonderful testimony and great teaching !! Bravo !!! More !!!!

(Of course, I hope you are not opening that wonderous piehole in church, lady. You'e not the boss of ME...)

[Mrs. Ippie Rivers]

Re: Bibles verses "in context": the trick of scholars and fornica

Thank you, brethren and sistren. I know my KJV like the back of my hand, as I look at both while cross stitching quotations and psalms to give as gifts to relatives and Africa.

Fear not, brother sir. The only time I open my mouth in church is a)to say "Amen!" and b)to accept the holy Grape Juice and Wonder Bread that represents the blood and body of Jesus. (Matthew 26:26-27)

I am unaware of my husband's occupation, as it is none of my business. I can assure you that he provides for our growing family, Keeps Promises, and keeps my womb populated with His Children at all times.

If you will excuse me, I have to prepare little Matthew, Mark, Luke and James (our daughter) for early VBS.

[María Gálvez-Villalobos]

Re: Bibles verses "in context": the trick of scholars and fornica

Thank you, brethren and sistren. I know my KJV like the back of my hand, as I look at both while cross stitching quotations and psalms to give as gifts to relatives and Africa.

Fear not, brother sir. The only time I open my mouth in church is a)to say "Amen!" and b)to accept the holy Grape Juice and Wonder Bread that represents the blood and body of Jesus. (Matthew 26:26-27)

I am unaware of my husband's occupation, as it is none of my business. I can assure you that he provides for our growing family, Keeps Promises, and keeps my womb populated with His Children at all times.

If you will excuse me, I have to prepare little Matthew, Mark, Luke and James (our daughter) for early VBS.

And thanks for totally ignoring Me sister....no hard feelings...I know men is more importants,,


YIC, Mari

[Mrs. Ippie Rivers]

Re: Bibles verses "in context": the trick of scholars and fornica

Sister, I am assuming that I will see you in the Women's Prayer Circle, where we will pray for our fellows whose behavior may be leading them astray.

[María Gálvez-Villalobos]

Re: Bibles verses "in context": the trick of scholars and fornica

Sister, I am assuming that I will see you in the Women's Prayer Circle, where we will pray for our fellows whose behavior may be leading them astray.

Is at ME this??



YIC, Mari

[Rev. Jim Osborne]

Re: Bibles verses "in context": the trick of scholars and fornica

Sister, I am assuming that I will see you in the Women's Prayer Circle, where we will pray for our fellows whose behavior may be leading them astray.

Is at ME this??



YIC, Mari

What women's prayer circle is this? Certainly nothing held at our church. From one unsaved trash inviting another unsaved trash, I'm pretty sure it's a witches circle.

Oh, and welcome to God's Favorite Forum(tm).

[Pastor Ezekiel]

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How is any of this an introduction, lady? We aren't interested in a girl's opinion on God's Holy Word.

Tell us about your Husband, the Church he takes you to, your sons, and what your best pie recipes are.

I'm partial to blueberry, myself.

[InHisGlory]

Re: Bibles verses "in context": the trick of scholars and fornica

O, brethren and sistren, do not engage in "discussions" or "studies" with those who attempt to strip down and pilfer the beauty of The Word of Our Lord in the name of "clarity". It is the work of the Devil, the same Devil who demands that destroy our appreciation of His beauty with "questions" and "analysis" and "science"!

I've always said myself that 'thinking' about the Bible undermines its power. God doesn't want thinkers, in fact, 'reason' is Satan's most formidable weapon.

That being said, does your husband know that you are on the internet? There is so much smut and sin online that only a man can properly verify the content of websites.

[Mrs. Ippie Rivers]

Re: Bibles verses "in context": the trick of scholars and fornica

It is my duty as the sanctimommy of this goodly household to ensure that our children are protected from the temptations of the Internet in the form of nudists, liberals, and those who perform bestialities. My children and I are allowed strictly controlled Internet access to two sites and two sites alone: the Prestonwood Baptist Church (http://www.prestonwood.org/central/) and this one here.

It is the role of the women in the church to silently judge and show scorn. However, any good God-fearing woman knows that the Prayer Circle, when we talk directly to God about the problems of those not in the room. This, and sharing recipes for pineapple upside-down cakes, are permitted. And yes, it most certainly goes on in your church too.

Our husbands encourage it. Otherwise, we would talk at them.

I am sure I have cleared up all doubts. If any persist, be warned: I have a long memory. Consider Matthew 7:1 - "Judge not, that ye be not judged." According to our Pastor (who I am quoting for all my insights), what word appears twice in this sentence? JUDGE. The meaning of Jesus' message in this sentence is clear! To not judge is anti-Biblical.

I now must put Titus, Philemon, the 3 Johns (triplets) and Reagan to bed.

[María Gálvez-Villalobos]

Re: Bibles verses "in context": the trick of scholars and fornica

I've always said myself that 'thinking' about the Bible undermines its power. God doesn't want thinkers, in fact, 'reason' is Satan's most formidable weapon.

This is what they say me too in the prayer group I sometimes go to.
I can manage do this quite often - sometimes is easy to no think - but other times when I'm think a lot my mouth tend to wanna say things.

Sometimes this is good....but sometimes it get me in trouble.
(I think this is maybe why I got disemployed from my job maybe. Discrimination or what?!)

YIC Mari

[Midge Murphy]

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i would luv to go to prayer circel but i am not in iowa, i was wondering if they ever translated the bible into spanish, it would probly be real interesting to read in spanish. if you spoke spanish anyway. not if if you dindnt of course, i wonder if they still call him god of if they use the spanish word for god wich is "dias" as in buenos dias god is good, i took spanish in school so i no.