[Jo Freddie]

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The Flying Spaghetti Monster s .

There is but one Flying Spaghetti Monster, there are other monsters, but He is the only one worthly of capitalisation.

[RevDrJack]

Re: Hello

That is more like it!

Do you know what burnt spaghetti smells like. You will find out while you are burning in Hell.

Rev_20:15 And whosoever was not found written in the book of life was cast into the lake of fire.


In Christ

[Jo Freddie]

Re: Hello

Do you know what burnt spaghetti smells like. You will find out while you are burning in Hell.

Rev_20:15 And whosoever was not found written in the book of life was cast into the lake of fire.


In Christ

There is no burning lake of fire type of Hell!

[RevDrJack]

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There is no burning lake of fire type of Hell!

Whosoever reads the and calls on JESUS for forgiveness of sins, is baptised, and continues on the path of righteousness, will live a life of eternal happiness. Those who do not read the Holy Bible have not a hope in hell.

YIC

[Jo Freddie]

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Whosoever reads the and calls on JESUS for forgiveness of sins, is baptised, and continues on the path of righteousness, will live a life of eternal happiness. Those who do not read the Holy Bible have not a hope in hell.

YIC

An Announcement Regarding the Afterlife 2-6

It is my contention that a loving God of any kind would not Damn someone to Hell. Darning them to Heck would be a problem for a supposedly intelligent creator. Lakes of fire, boiling waters, sauces, etc, aren't a good choice. If you want to attract "justified" persons, portray just rewards and punishments. If you want to attract lunatics and sadists, portray violent punishments.

You do not believe in an intelligent creator then?

[RevDrJack]

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***nonsense deleted***
You do not believe in an intelligent creator then?

Heb 13:2 Be not forgetful to entertain strangers: for thereby some have entertained angels unawares.
I'm convinced you are not an angel, so I don't have to be nice to you anymore. Unless of course you repent.

YIC

[InHisGlory]

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Why are all liberals so insensitive to the Truth? Jo Freddie opposes American values with his Social-Darwinism proselytizing.

Churches should be run like businesses, just like any government. The flock tithes and receives instructions on how to have an eternal soul. Also, just like any other business in the whole world, family members are specially considered for positions within the business. Who would oppose small family businesses? Ah right, Godless liberals and their church of Scientism.

Jesus was tortured, spat upon, and died for your sins. How selfish to simply walk away from such generosity.

[RevDrJack]

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Why are all liberals so insensitive to the Truth? Jo Freddie opposes American values with his Social-Darwinism proselytizing.

Churches should be run like businesses, just like any government. The flock tithes and receives instructions on how to have an eternal soul. Also, just like any other business in the whole world, family members are specially considered for positions within the business. Who would oppose small family businesses? Ah right, Godless liberals and their church of Scientism.

Jesus was tortured, spat upon, and died for your sins. How selfish to simply walk away from such generosity.

Amen!

Rom_3:18 There is no fear of God before their eyes.

YIC

[Jo Freddie]

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Why are all liberals so insensitive to the Truth? Jo Freddie opposes American values with his Social-Darwinism proselytizing.

I have taken the time to understand your religion, and read its holey text, a major reason why I do not subscribe to it, it is often said the best cure for christianity is the bible.

You on the other hand clearly have a closed mind and have very little knowledge of anything outside of your limited sphere.

What I do here is not proselytizing, I am mealy doing as The Holy Text tells me to, putting the word out.

Qwerty 4:5-6 It is perhaps the greatest crime against the Flying Spaghetti Monster to coerce one into believing something, or to punish them for believing something different. Ultimately, all you can do, and indeed all you should do, is put the word out there, accept any who join you, and love any who hate you.

I show people the truth that I see, I do not TELL you that you HAVE to follow my lead, and Our Lord Noodle will not hold it against you if you don't.

As for Darwin...

3 Anc 1-2 These are crappy times for the Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster. The Dark Lord Darwin roams the world unchallenged and his Science taints mankind with reason.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

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Jesus was tortured, spat upon, and died for your sins. How selfish to simply walk away from such generosity.

Amen! Oh, Shout GLORY!!!

[RevDrJack]

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Amen! Oh, Shout GLORY!!!

GLORY!!!