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    Hello!!

    It's great to be finally posting here! I used to be a disgusting sinful homer, but when I decided to give up that disgusting lifestyle that I chose, I found this forum, and I'm very happy to tell everybody I am an ex-homer. I have been reading this forum for a while and I just want to say I have a great amount of respect for the true christian posters on here, you are truly great christians!
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    Re: Hello!!

    Do you love Jesus?
    I Jesus!

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    • #3
      Re: Hello!!

      Originally posted by Mr. Williams View Post
      It's great to be finally posting here! I used to be a disgusting sinful homer, but when I decided to give up that disgusting lifestyle that I chose, I found this forum, and I'm very happy to tell everybody I am an ex-homer. I have been reading this forum for a while and I just want to say I have a great amount of respect for the true christian posters on here, you are truly great christians!
      Welcome!

      Say us more of you William!

      YIC, Mari.
      Ex JW and quiet, shy, timid girl who wants to be a True Cristian Lady.
      My favorite verse from the Bible is:
      - A true WITNESSE deliuereth soules: but a deceitfull WITNESSE speaketh lyes.

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      • #4
        Re: Hello!!

        Originally posted by Felicity View Post
        Do you love Jesus?
        I do love Jesus, Felicity!!

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        • #5
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          Welcome friend! How often did you spill your seed of Jesus on a non-belivers backside?

          How did you change your life to have Jesus come into you?
          Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
          Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
          Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
          Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
          Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
          Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.

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          • #6
            Re: Hello!!

            Originally posted by Felicity View Post
            Do you love Jesus?
            I may if he gives me candy...

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            • #7
              Re: Hello!!

              Originally posted by James Hutchins View Post
              Welcome friend! How often did you spill your seed of Jesus on a non-belivers backside?

              How did you change your life to have Jesus come into you?
              Many, many times Mr. Hutchins. My life changed when I realized how disgusting my homer life was and how I would do anything to support my disgusting homer lifestyle, it was disgustingbut I'm all better now

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              • #8
                Re: Hello!!

                Praise Jesus! Another queer healed of it's perversions by Christ!

                If you'd like to find out more about Landover Baptist Church, please read THIS thread created especially for new posters.

                If you have a question, use the "search" function before posting it. Most likely it is being discussed somewhere on this Godly forum. Please don't waste God's precious bandwidth.

                You will keep a respectful tongue in your head whenever addressing your betters, which includes all True Christians™. Failure to do so, or any attempt at inciting debate or mockery of God's Divine Plan, can and will result in the suspension of your posting privileges.

                Your rights on this forum are listed HERE. If you feel that any of these rights have been violated, please don't hesitate to contact a Pastor at once.
                Who Will Jesus Damn?

                Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                • #9
                  Re: Hello!!

                  Welcome to the kindest forums on the planet, Mr. Williams! Praise God that you have ended your disgusting choice of faggotry and chosen a path to salvation instead.

                  Tell us more about yourself. How old are you? Are you tall? What are your experiences with Youth Bible Camps?

                  Awash In A River Of The Blood Of Baby Jesus,
                  Harry Lester
                  Slathered in the Fresh Hot Blood of the Infant Christ,
                  -Youth Minister Harry Lester

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                  • #10
                    Re: Hello!!

                    Originally posted by Mr. Williams View Post
                    It's great to be finally posting here! I used to be a disgusting sinful homer, but when I decided to give up that disgusting lifestyle that I chose, I found this forum, and I'm very happy to tell everybody I am an ex-homer. I have been reading this forum for a while and I just want to say I have a great amount of respect for the true christian posters on here, you are truly great christians!
                    Did you get the AIDS from your misadventures? If so, you should give us fair warning. The jury is still out on whether it can be transmitted over the internets.
                    Leviticus 13:44 He is a leprous man, he is UNCLEAN: the priest shall pronounce him utterly UNCLEAN; his plague is in his head.

                    2 Kings 6:25 And there was a great famine in Samaria: and, behold, they besieged it, until an ass's head was sold for fourscore pieces of silver, and the fourth part of a cab of dove's dung for five pieces of silver.



                    King James Bible v1611

                    Good Enough For JESUS....Good Enough For Me !!

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                    • #11
                      Re: Hello!!

                      Where do you reside Mr Williams is it a known homer area or have you removed yourself from all temptation and as was previously asked have you been tested for AIDS and are you clean
                      The Shela Tansper corrective school for boys 13 to 18 years old

                      King James Bible v1611
                      A passage a day keeps satan away

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                      • #12
                        Re: Hello!!

                        Originally posted by Mr. Williams View Post
                        It's great to be finally posting here! I used to be a disgusting sinful homer, but when I decided to give up that disgusting lifestyle that I chose, I found this forum, and I'm very happy to tell everybody I am an ex-homer. I have been reading this forum for a while and I just want to say I have a great amount of respect for the true christian posters on here, you are truly great christians!

                        Hello Mr Wiliams. It warms my heart to read that you are an ex-homer. How did you manage to break free from the shackles of your twisted previous life? Did Jesus touch you in some way? What is your favourite verse of the bible?

                        I ask because I'm planning a mission to 'gay' sauna near to where I live. I could draw on your experience to help those homers realise that they can be helped - if they choose to be. Also, Should I wear latex gloves when visiting such establishments?
                        Matthew 10:34
                        Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.

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                        • #13
                          Re: Hello!!

                          Originally posted by Irish_Sinner View Post
                          Hello Mr Wiliams. It warms my heart to read that you are an ex-homer. How did you manage to break free from the shackles of your twisted previous life? Did Jesus touch you in some way? What is your favourite verse of the bible?

                          I ask because I'm planning a mission to 'gay' sauna near to where I live. I could draw on your experience to help those homers realise that they can be helped - if they choose to be. Also, Should I wear latex gloves when visiting such establishments?

                          Oh no no no no no! Don't go near that place - you could be getting a intrusion or trespassing by surprise if you're not carefull!

                          I hope this advises help you avoid a pain experience.

                          YIC, Mari
                          Ex JW and quiet, shy, timid girl who wants to be a True Cristian Lady.
                          My favorite verse from the Bible is:
                          - A true WITNESSE deliuereth soules: but a deceitfull WITNESSE speaketh lyes.

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                          • #14
                            Re: Hello!!

                            The Lord will protect us. We will be on a 'Homer re-initiation to decent society' mission.
                            Matthew 10:34
                            Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.

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                            • #15
                              Re: Hello!!

                              Originally posted by Irish_Sinner View Post
                              Hello Mr Wiliams. It warms my heart to read that you are an ex-homer. How did you manage to break free from the shackles of your twisted previous life? Did Jesus touch you in some way? What is your favourite verse of the bible?

                              I ask because I'm planning a mission to 'gay' sauna near to where I live. I could draw on your experience to help those homers realise that they can be helped - if they choose to be. Also, Should I wear latex gloves when visiting such establishments?
                              Yes, wear latex gloves for sure and what ever you do don't bend over, because they will rape you in a second

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