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  • RevDrJack
    Confirmed Enemy of God
    • May 2011
    • 249

    #16
    Re: A family needs help

    Originally posted by landoverlover View Post
    Perhaps you should re-read the Book of Job. Maybe God and satan made another friendly wager to test your faith. I don't recall Job begging for spare change.
    Or perhaps this is Olasole Akinbanjo, or his cousin Olerasole Akindrum, from Niggeria who constantly try to rob the pockets of True Christians because they have heard of our extreme generosity to those in need of Salvation. Beware of email requests under any name with a Niggerian ip.

    Scam artists hate Jesus so much that they try to steal True Christian funds in order to prevent spreading the Gospel. It is sad, sad, sad, that the UnSaved hate Jesus and God's word so terribly much.

    YIC

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    • Religious science
      Confirmed Enemy of God
      BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
      • Jun 2011
      • 1

      #17
      Re: A family needs help

      Dont worry fellow christian.
      it is obvious that satin has cursed your household. You will be in good times soon my friend!

      unless you sin!

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      • RevDrJack
        Confirmed Enemy of God
        • May 2011
        • 249

        #18
        Re: A family needs help

        Originally posted by Religious science View Post
        Dont worry fellow christian.
        it is obvious that satin has cursed your household. You will be in good times soon my friend!

        unless you sin!
        Welcome friend,

        You can start your own thread in the Introductions section by clicking the New Thread button in the top left corner. Tell us about yourself, what is your favorite Bible verse, and what made you come to Jesus.

        YIC

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        • Pastor Ezekiel
          Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
           
          • Sep 2006
          • 78553

          #19
          Re: A family needs help

          Originally posted by Religious science View Post
          Dont worry fellow christian.
          it is obvious that satin has cursed your household. You will be in good times soon my friend!

          unless you sin!
          I never thought of satin as a curse. I have satin sheets that I enjoy nightly...
          Who Will Jesus Damn?

          Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

          Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

          Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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          • Faith_Machine
            Dyed-in-the-wool True Christian™
            True Christian™
            • Mar 2011
            • 10049

            #20
            Re: A family needs help

            Originally posted by James Hutchins View Post
            Read your Bible, God will provide if you are not a sinner.
            And stop being so selfish and self centered. Many other people have it as rough or rougher. For example, the leather seats on my helicopter are cracked, you do not see me crying about it to the whole world.
            God has blessed you with a helicopter? That is awesome!



            Do you ever use it to air-lift Bibles to remote locales not easily accessible by road? I figure there are a lot of un-churched, starving, illiterate people in the Appalachians and other places who would really appreciate it if you shoved a crate of Bibles out your door as you flew over their "hollers."
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            • James Hutchins
              True Christian™
              Just a Regular Nice Guy
               
              • Jun 2009
              • 29453

              #21
              Re: A family needs help

              Originally posted by Faith_Machine View Post
              God has blessed you with a helicopter? That is awesome!



              Do you ever use it to air-lift Bibles to remote locales not easily accessible by road? I figure there are a lot of un-churched, starving, illiterate people in the Appalachians and other places who would really appreciate it if you shoved a crate of Bibles out your door as you flew over their "hollers."
              I use it to swoop down over the field hands, using the carbon fiber blades to cool off the wetbacks. Sometimes, I use the blades to knock their hats off, the kids love it when I do that. I only miss once in a while. I also use it to pop into DC to talk with some of my congressional representaives over a long weekend of golf and dinner. From time to time, I bring my nieces, Mandi and Sandi.

              There are very few Americans in the Appalachians that are not God Fearing Baptists. Even a lot of the injuns that are not drink are Baptists.

              Is someone needs a Bible, I mail it, book rate. You have any idea what the cost per hour it is to operate an AgustaWestland AW139?
              Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
              Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
              Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
              Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
              Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
              Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.

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              • Faith_Machine
                Dyed-in-the-wool True Christian™
                True Christian™
                • Mar 2011
                • 10049

                #22
                Re: A family needs help

                Wow, those have a lot of seating capacity! Have you ever considered using your heli to transport the members of G.A.P.E. (Gentlemen Against Pornographic Exhibition) on fact-finding junkets to Las Vegas or Tijuana?
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                • joshuabeasom
                  Unsaved trash
                  Under Investigation
                  • Jun 2011
                  • 2

                  #23
                  Re: A family needs help

                  Hello,
                  Yes I had posted this in various places. I had run out of all options and didn't know were to turn. As for those saying I was trying to scam or swindle, unfortunetly my circumstances are very real. I do not use drugs or alcohol although I was addicted to meth and alcohol, my father was a drug dealer and gave me drugs when I was a kid. I was a cronic alcoholic but I worked hard and I will celebrate 1 year clean and sober on july 19 2011. I was attempting to get money yes. All that I wrote was and is still true, but know instead of begging for help I am doing my best to find work again and praying my butt off. What I learned while asking for help was that there are millions of people across the world in dire need. Earthquakes, flooding, tornados, famine, war , disease and much much more. What started off as my own selfish quest to get help for myself and kids turned into me really looking outside of myself and seeing that I should be helping others. When I think about it, I posted all these on prayer and christian forums and really my prayers were answered. Not with money, but with a desire to give back instead of trying to take away. I thank all of you who prayed for us. For those who said I was scamming, I welcome you into my life and my house and you will see that my begging was because my life and those situations are real.
                  Godbless us all
                  Joshua Beasom

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                  • Felicity
                    As pure and virginal as the driven snow.
                    True Christian™
                    • Apr 2010
                    • 4834

                    #24
                    Re: A family needs help

                    Did you give all the money you got to Jesus?
                    I Jesus!

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                    • Ezekiel Bathfire
                      Pastor for Diversity and Tolerance
                      Christ's Rottweiler
                       
                      • Jan 2008
                      • 22864

                      #25
                      Re: A family needs help

                      No Work, No Pay:
                      1Tm:5:8: But if any provide not for his own, and specially for those of his own house, he hath denied the faith, and is worse than an infidel.
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                      “We must reassert that the essence of Christianity is the love of obedience to God’s Laws and that how that complete obedience is used or implemented does not concern us.”

                      Author of such illuminating essays as,
                      Map of the Known World; Periodic Table of Elements; The History of Linguistics; The Errors of Wicca; Dolphins and Evolution; The History of Landover (The Apology); Landover and the Civil War; 2000 Racial Slurs.

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                      • Zechariah Smyth
                        Walking in all the commandments and ordinances of the Lord blameless.
                        True Christian™
                        • Feb 2011
                        • 15251

                        #26
                        Re: A family needs help

                        Did CaliGreen give you your job back?



                        YiC,

                        Z. Smyth
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                        • James Hutchins
                          True Christian™
                          Just a Regular Nice Guy
                           
                          • Jun 2009
                          • 29453

                          #27
                          Re: A family needs help

                          Originally posted by joshuabeasom View Post
                          Hello,
                          Yes I had posted this in various places. I had run out of all options and didn't know were to turn. As for those saying I was trying to scam or swindle, unfortunetly my circumstances are very real. I do not use drugs or alcohol although I was addicted to meth and alcohol, my father was a drug dealer and gave me drugs when I was a kid. I was a cronic alcoholic but I worked hard and I will celebrate 1 year clean and sober on july 19 2011. I was attempting to get money yes. All that I wrote was and is still true, but know instead of begging for help I am doing my best to find work again and praying my butt off. What I learned while asking for help was that there are millions of people across the world in dire need. Earthquakes, flooding, tornados, famine, war , disease and much much more. What started off as my own selfish quest to get help for myself and kids turned into me really looking outside of myself and seeing that I should be helping others. When I think about it, I posted all these on prayer and christian forums and really my prayers were answered. Not with money, but with a desire to give back instead of trying to take away. I thank all of you who prayed for us. For those who said I was scamming, I welcome you into my life and my house and you will see that my begging was because my life and those situations are real.
                          Godbless us all
                          Joshua Beasom
                          You need to snap out of it and get with the program.

                          My kids own a small business "Hutchins PayDay Loans' Being we lease a little land from the local Injun tribe, we are able to claim all our businesses are on the reservation and therefore do not have to follow Federal or State laws. So we have very easy terms.
                          We will need photographs of your family, where your wife works, kids schools, grandparents. The more loved ones the quicker we can do business.
                          If you are deemed a good risk, a loan may be made. If you seem questionable, we can still do business. We will require a radio correction collar be worn by all family members. It cannot be removed. Perfectly safe as long as you do not miss a payment and extremely effective.

                          Think about it. I really want to help you as it is the Christian thing to do.
                          Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
                          Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
                          Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
                          Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
                          Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
                          Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.

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                          • Roening
                            Unsaved trash
                            Under Investigation
                            • Oct 2011
                            • 1

                            #28
                            Re: A family needs help

                            Originally posted by Felicity View Post
                            Why don't you pray to Jesus for help?

                            Hey all you American believers, in LBS forum.
                            I must say that I am sorry to read how you guys see the world you are living in. "Why? I will explain "
                            But first' who I am :
                            I am almost a Danish teacher.
                            I teach Danish, history, Social Science, German and Christianity " so my English grammar is not great "
                            I'm 22 years old and been in the military in my younger days.
                            I am a Luther-Christian "like the most of the Danish believers"
                            ......


                            First I was sad to see how you guys are judging Denmark without knowing squat about it. *quote "Why dos god hate denmark" "is denmark evil".
                            Felicity : Lego is a good toy'. I have seen toy from America which is much more unchristian then that?


                            Ezekiel Bathfire : Why is Denmark bad because of the Muslims? is Islam bad? is Muhammad evil ? I do not think so! I personally think that Muhammad is a prophet of Good, and preaches peace. as well as I think Jesus is the savior of humanity.
                            Some Muslims and Christian just kill in their names which is blasphemous' from my point of view. But that does not make all Christians and Muslims evil.


                            second:
                            joshuabeasom : I think you are blessed by not being rich. Rich peoples often lose their faith, and turn away from Jesus. It is through suffering we are closest to god.
                            I think god love you and your three kids he is just testing your faith, be strong like Job*quote, and I know you will get throw these hard times.
                            Just pray to Jesus, but do not ask for money or help like Felicity suggests, be grateful for all the good things you have. "Jesus already knows what you need, so you don't have to ask"


                            " In a crashing plane, there are no atheists "

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                            • Faith_Machine
                              Dyed-in-the-wool True Christian™
                              True Christian™
                              • Mar 2011
                              • 10049

                              #29
                              Re: A family needs help

                              Originally posted by Roening View Post
                              Why is Denmark bad because of the Muslims? is Islam bad? is Muhammad evil ? I do not think so! I personally think that Muhammad is a prophet of Good, and preaches peace. as well as I think Jesus is the savior of humanity.

                              Let me ask you a question, friend:

                              Why aren't you a Muslim?

                              You say Islam is such a wonderful thing, and you say Mohammed is such a great guy and a "prophet of good" (whatever that means), so why aren't you currently following his teachings and obeying all the tenets of his religion?

                              There's got to be some reason for this....
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                              • A Follower
                                True Christian™
                                True Christian™
                                • Jan 2010
                                • 872

                                #30
                                Re: A family needs help

                                Roening, your Denmarkishness shows, if you can't stick to the facts and give an objective and unbiased account, perhaps you should stay out of the discussion.

                                Second, Mohammed peaceful and good? Wow, you really must be 100% Denish as you obviously have no knowledge or intelligence at all. You know mohammed's day job was warlord? He fought numerous war in addition to committing terrorist raids against the peaceful peoples around him? And you really should be aware of the fact that in his free time he raped 9 year old children! Mohammed and all his followers are pure evil, guided by satan himself.

                                And what about the 49 denmarkian soldiers who lost their lives to muslims in Iraq and Afghanistan? Does their sacrifice mean nothing to you? You should stop hating those who fight the good fight. You should come around and be Christian! Put an end to the vile heathens, whether they are muslim, hindu are atheist, they are all terrorists, if not in practice then at least in their hearts: they all deserve death!

                                And most importantly: you should know about Christianity before you teach it. There is no such thing as Luther-Christian, there is only reading the Bible and accepting the knowledge in there as fact. Read the Bible like we read it and stop filling people's heads with lies about Jesus.
                                Leviticus 26:15-16
                                And if ye shall despise my statutes, or if your soul abhor my judgments, so that ye will not do all my commandments, but that ye break my covenant: I also will do this unto you; I will even appoint over you terror, consumption, and the burning ague, that shall consume the eyes, and cause sorrow of heart: and ye shall sow your seed in vain, for your enemies shall eat it.

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