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  • #1

    Kxetse says hello !

    Hello!

    I am 17 year old student from Finland. I stumbled across this forum when browsing Facebook. Some people were making fun of your Angry Birds topic.

    I was a bit shocked to see so much hateful posts around here but I guess some of you are more extreme than others. I am myself labeled as Trash right now.. But that's what I already learned from the Sticky topics. I am rather ignorant to all religions including Atheism and all kinds of "Sciencemonger-clubs" so I'm just curiously lurking around here. I have no problem believing Jesus, Heaven, Hell or anything exist, I just don't think they have anything to do with my spirit.

    So anyway hellos to you all, I don't really want to be part of your religion but it seems fascinating and I sure appreciate a nice talk and debating (though you already did point out this isn't the place for debating). If you have anything to ask from me go ahead. I'll have a look around your forum, it's always nice to learn something new.
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    Re: Kxetse says hello !

    Originally posted by kxetse View Post
    Hello!

    I am 17 year old student from Finland. I stumbled across this forum when browsing Facebook. Some people were making fun of your Angry Birds topic.

    I was a bit shocked to see so much hateful posts around here but I guess some of you are more extreme than others. I am myself labeled as Trash right now.. But that's what I already learned from the Sticky topics. I am rather ignorant to all religions including Atheism and all kinds of "Sciencemonger-clubs" so I'm just curiously lurking around here. I have no problem believing Jesus, Heaven, Hell or anything exist, I just don't think they have anything to do with my spirit.
    So anyway hellos to you all, I don't really want to be part of your religion but it seems fascinating and I sure appreciate a nice talk and debating (though you already did point out this isn't the place for debating). If you have anything to ask from me go ahead. I'll have a look around your forum, it's always nice to learn something new.
    Hello Kxetse!

    Why do you hate Jesus, friend?

    All He did for you was get nailed to a cross and then entombed for three days. Seems like the decent thing to do would be to glorify Him with every action and thought for the rest of your life, and then join Him in Heaven for Eternity!!!

    (1 Corinthians 6:20) "For ye are bought with a price: therefore glorify God in your body, and in your spirit, which are God's."



    Yours in Christ,

    Z. Smyth
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    • #3
      Re: Kxetse says hello !

      Well, I suppose I cannot blame you for your admitted ignorance, seeing that you are a Finn. A native of one of the most godless and degenerate countries, rife with filthy sexual sin and depravity. Shunning God in favor of a life of sin is nothing new.

      But there will be a price to pay when Jesus returns, my friend. When you are cast into the lakes of fire in Hell, it will be too late to repent.

      You have come to the right place to erase that nasty stain on your soul and accept the love of Jesus Christ. Please read through all of our threads and when you are ready to have a personal relationship with your Creator, we will be here to help. You are in my prayers.

      In Christ
      Matthew 19:14 "But Jesus said, Suffer little children, and forbid them not, to come unto me: for of such is the kingdom of heaven."

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      • #4
        Re: Kxetse says hello !

        I can agree that Finns are quite ignorant to religion these days. Few years back I didn't like any religion nor did I believe in anything that had no physical form. I hate to say it now but I guess that's close to atheism then. It was a big mistake. As in, a big step towards complete materialism with no value to spirituality. Nowadays I do find religious events mostly enjoyable. Spiritually enjoyable. And I think many Finns do, many just feel uncomfortable with it... Just like I did.

        I don't want to hate Jesus. That was kind of a mood-killer. I guess I can't argue any of your statements without actually reading the bible. I have only read the beginning where universe was made.

        I'll go back to lurking mode now

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        • #5
          Re: Kxetse says hello !

          Is it possible to edit posts? There's one "many" too much in the last one.

          I'm no native English-speaker whatsoever.

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          • #6
            Re: Kxetse says hello !

            Originally posted by kxetse View Post

            I'm no native English-speaker whatsoever.
            We really don't care how your "english" is, we do care about your fluency in American, and you seem to be doing quite well.
            The Honorable HTannor (Pro NRA, Anti-Homer Marriage), Judge, Freehold Supreme Court

            "Credo elvem etiam vivere"

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            • #7
              Re: Kxetse says hello !

              Oh and btw, you are fucking awesome.

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              • #8
                Re: Kxetse says hello !

                Originally posted by kxetse View Post
                Oh and btw, you are piffleing awesome.
                Now, now. Let's watch the potty mouth stuff. If Jesus would frown at your language, we will too. I could infract you for what you actually typed, but I'm in far too good a mood for what might have been a mistake.

                Are you here to get on your knees and receive the love of Jesus Christ? To renounce your sin, before Jesus winds your tormented life up like a discus, and flings your corrupt soul into the lake of fire for all of eternity?

                It's time to be honest.

                In Christ
                Matthew 19:14 "But Jesus said, Suffer little children, and forbid them not, to come unto me: for of such is the kingdom of heaven."

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                • #9
                  Re: Kxetse says hello !

                  Originally posted by kxetse View Post
                  I don't really want to be part of your religion
                  I was already honest in my first post.

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                  • #10
                    Re: Kxetse says hello !

                    I understand, you want to be directly a part of Jesus. This is fine but I suggest you read all the threads and ask many questions - this way we will not have to have you mooching around Landover, and yet you can learn to be a True Christian™
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                    “We must reassert that the essence of Christianity is the love of obedience to God’s Laws and that how that complete obedience is used or implemented does not concern us.”

                    Author of such illuminating essays as,
                    Map of the Known World; Periodic Table of Elements; The History of Linguistics; The Errors of Wicca; Dolphins and Evolution; The History of Landover (The Apology); Landover and the Civil War; 2000 Racial Slurs.

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                    • #11
                      Re: Kxetse says hello !

                      Originally posted by kxetse View Post
                      Oh and btw, you are piffleing awesome.
                      How do you pronounce that name? A series of clicks and grunts no doubt.

                      This is the introduction thread. Tell us about the igloo church your father takes you to. Tell us about yourself and your tribe.
                      Who Will Jesus Damn?

                      Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                      Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                      Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                      • #12
                        Re: Kxetse says hello !

                        Welcome, friend! Are you related to the Tsetse fly?
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                        • #13
                          Re: Kxetse says hello !

                          Tsetse fly is pronounced [ˈsiːtsi] while kxetse is pronounced [ˈk'ɛ.t͡sɛ]. They aren't even close, see?

                          My father doesn't take me to church. But how did you know it's an igloo? You're the first outside of Finland to know that! It's actually the largest known igloo in the world but as it has been completely covered in snow, people just think it's a cave we have dug. Sad.

                          Oh, and I have read a lot of your threads. You seem such a close, loving family. Too bad there seen to be so many trolls and hateful people ruining your serious talk.

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                          • #14
                            Re: Kxetse says hello !

                            Originally posted by kxetse View Post
                            Tsetse fly is pronounced [ˈsiːtsi] while kxetse is pronounced [ˈk'ɛ.t͡sɛ]. They aren't even close, see?

                            My father doesn't take me to church. But how did you know it's an igloo? You're the first outside of Finland to know that! It's actually the largest known igloo in the world but as it has been completely covered in snow, people just think it's a cave we have dug. Sad.

                            Oh, and I have read a lot of your threads. You seem such a close, loving family. Too bad there seen to be so many trolls and hateful people ruining your serious talk.

                            Are you one of those tall Blue satanic creations in that horrific attempt at entertainment called "Avatar" ??
                            Exod.22

                            " 1. [17] If her father utterly refuse to give her unto him, he shall pay money according to the dowry of virgins."

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                            • #15
                              Re: Kxetse says hello !

                              Originally posted by The Disciple View Post
                              Are you one of those tall Blue satanic creations in that horrific attempt at entertainment called "Avatar" ??
                              Oh yes. Almost. my father is a Na'vi but my mother is Moomin so.. go figure.

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