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  • ChrisHarding
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    • Jul 2011
    • 26

    #61
    Originally posted by María Gálvez-Villalobos View Post
    Look. In the first place I can really NO understand why you even could to even want to espend your time masturbing youselve. You really should estop, especially when is something that is no hard.

    Just estop. How can you like harming to your soul and bad treating of your 'colita'. Just don't masturb you more, OK.

    I hope this advises were useful for you.

    YIC, Mari.
    Your English isn't very good, are you from Mexico or something?
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    I hear stories about a new kind of toilet paper being sold.There's a drawing of the prophet Mohammed on it and you get to colour him in!

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    • María Gálvez-Villalobos
      Claims not to be a dago slut
      Unintelligible motor-mouthed Spaniardess; earplugs advised
      • Mar 2011
      • 1307

      #62
      Re: Hi

      Originally posted by ChrisHarding View Post
      Your English isn't very good, are you from Mexico or something?
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      Spain. In Europe. We discovered America actually.

      And thanks for compliment me on my bad english.
      But at least my fingers is only used for fix my hair, cook, clean and pray*. And no masturbing like you do señor estiqui.

      Try be nice. Is easy if you try. Like estop masturbing - is easy when a thing like that isnt hard.


      (*and drive the pick up truck, mix cement, help build walls, feed chickens, collect the vegetables from the orchard and fruits too, and paint houses, make beds, practise archery, play voleibol, swim, bath dogs etc etc)
      Ex JW and quiet, shy, timid girl who wants to be a True Cristian Lady.
      My favorite verse from the Bible is:
      - A true WITNESSE deliuereth soules: but a deceitfull WITNESSE speaketh lyes.

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      • Faith_Machine
        Dyed-in-the-wool True Christian™
        True Christian™
        • Mar 2011
        • 10050

        #63
        Re: Hi

        Originally posted by María Gálvez-Villalobos View Post
        ...practise archery...

        Run for your lives, Mari's armed!
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        • Bob4God
          Moderator
          Arms Dealer for CHRIST
          Hands folded for Jesus
           
          • Apr 2008
          • 5274

          #64
          Re: Hi

          I am utterly confused.

          You reject JESUS CHRIST as your personal LORD and SAVIOR, yet you want to quit masturbating?

          Why?

          I think that you really do believe in GOD, and that the HOLY GHOST is telling you that what you are doing in private is not really private at all.

          But it doesn't matter. As long as you reject JESUS you're going to HELL, so you might as well enjoy yourself in the very short time you have left before GOD strikes you down.
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          • ChrisHarding
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            • Jul 2011
            • 26

            #65
            Originally posted by Bob4God View Post
            I am utterly confused.

            You reject JESUS CHRIST as your personal LORD and SAVIOR, yet you want to quit masturbating?

            Why?

            I think that you really do believe in GOD, and that the HOLY GHOST is telling you that what you are doing in private is not really private at all.

            But it doesn't matter. As long as you reject JESUS you're going to HELL, so you might as well enjoy yourself in the very short time you have left before GOD strikes you down.
            Just because I'm not Christian doesn't mean I can't quit masturbation.
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            I hear stories about a new kind of toilet paper being sold.There's a drawing of the prophet Mohammed on it and you get to colour him in!

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            • Pastor Ezekiel
              Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
               
              • Sep 2006
              • 78556

              #66
              Re: Hi

              Originally posted by ChrisHarding View Post
              Just because I'm not Christian doesn't mean I can't quit masturbation.
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              If you're not a Christian, then why would you want to quit masturbation?
              Who Will Jesus Damn?

              Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

              Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

              Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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              • María Gálvez-Villalobos
                Claims not to be a dago slut
                Unintelligible motor-mouthed Spaniardess; earplugs advised
                • Mar 2011
                • 1307

                #67
                Re: Hi

                Originally posted by ChrisHarding View Post
                Just because I'm not Christian doesn't mean I can't quit masturbation.
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                I'm sorry. But whit no moral code for to follow, how can you stop inmoral things? If you are a chritsian it will be much more easier to keep youselve celibate from youselve and no fornicate whit youselve than if you are a atheist. Is logical.
                Ex JW and quiet, shy, timid girl who wants to be a True Cristian Lady.
                My favorite verse from the Bible is:
                - A true WITNESSE deliuereth soules: but a deceitfull WITNESSE speaketh lyes.

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                • James Hutchins
                  True Christian™
                  Just a Regular Nice Guy
                   
                  • Jun 2009
                  • 29457

                  #68
                  Re: Hi

                  Originally posted by ChrisHarding View Post
                  Just because I'm not Christian doesn't mean I can't quit masturbation.
                  Posted via Mobile Device
                  The thing is Chris, that you strill stroke your little penis all the time. You have put no effort into stopping, you have not confessed to your parents, you are just wasting our time. Give me a good reason not to get rid of you. You already stated you want to do nothing about your utter failure as a Christian. Being this site is about Christianty and all its incredible wornderfulness, you really have no business being here.
                  Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
                  Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
                  Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
                  Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
                  Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
                  Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.

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                  • Zechariah Smyth
                    Walking in all the commandments and ordinances of the Lord blameless.
                    True Christian™
                    • Feb 2011
                    • 15251

                    #69
                    Re: Hi

                    Originally posted by ChrisHarding View Post
                    Just because I'm not Christian doesn't mean I can't quit masturbation.
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                    I have never, NEVER met a non-Christian who didn't masturbate practically non-stop. Stands to reason, though, as the devil will fill their heads with evil thoughts.

                    The only way out of your semen-filled quagmire is to accept Jesus Christ as your Savior. Don't believe me? Check this out:

                    (1 John 3:8) "He that committeth sin is of the devil; for the devil sinneth from the beginning. For this purpose the Son of God was manifested, that he might destroy the works of the devil."

                    YiC,

                    Z. Smyth
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                    • James Hutchins
                      True Christian™
                      Just a Regular Nice Guy
                       
                      • Jun 2009
                      • 29457

                      #70
                      Re: Hi

                      Son, fifteen mintues is more than enough for even a retard to respond. Enjoy QT. There are lots of other masturbators and transvesties for you to associate with there. It will be good for you to be with your own kind.
                      Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
                      Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
                      Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
                      Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
                      Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
                      Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.

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                      • ChrisHarding
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                        • Jul 2011
                        • 26

                        #71
                        Originally posted by James Hutchins View Post
                        The thing is Chris, that you strill stroke your little penis all the time. You have put no effort into stopping, you have not confessed to your parents, you are just wasting our time. Give me a good reason not to get rid of you. You already stated you want to do nothing about your utter failure as a Christian. Being this site is about Christianty and all its incredible wornderfulness, you really have no business being here.
                        I haven't masturbated since I started this post so things are going well so far. If you want to ban me then do it or I can leave without you needing to lift a finger. I will admit though I came to this forum thinking all you people were slightly crazy because your views are different to mine but to be honest after spending some time here you people are alright. Being here has changed my views towards Christianity slightly, I have the feeling God and Jesus does exist and everytime I think of this I get a warm and comforting feeling but there just isn't enough proof yet, but who knows maybe one day there will be.
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                        I hear stories about a new kind of toilet paper being sold.There's a drawing of the prophet Mohammed on it and you get to colour him in!

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                        • Pastor Ezekiel
                          Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
                           
                          • Sep 2006
                          • 78556

                          #72
                          Re: Hi

                          Originally posted by ChrisHarding View Post
                          I haven't masturbated since I started this post so things are going well so far. If you want to ban me then do it or I can leave without you needing to lift a finger. I will admit though I came to this forum thinking all you people were slightly crazy because your views are different to mine but to be honest after spending some time here you people are alright. Being here has changed my views towards Christianity slightly, I have the feeling God and Jesus does exist and everytime I think of this I get a warm and comforting feeling but there just isn't enough proof yet, but who knows maybe one day there will be.
                          Posted via Mobile Device
                          That's the power of the Holy Ghost, chasing the demons out of your rectum, boy! Give in to it! Ask Him into your soul and beg to be Saved(r)!
                          Who Will Jesus Damn?

                          Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                          Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                          Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                          • James Hutchins
                            True Christian™
                            Just a Regular Nice Guy
                             
                            • Jun 2009
                            • 29457

                            #73
                            Re: Hi

                            Originally posted by ChrisHarding View Post
                            I haven't masturbated since I started this post so things are going well so far. If you want to ban me then do it or I can leave without you needing to lift a finger. I will admit though I came to this forum thinking all you people were slightly crazy because your views are different to mine but to be honest after spending some time here you people are alright. Being here has changed my views towards Christianity slightly, I have the feeling God and Jesus does exist and everytime I think of this I get a warm and comforting feeling but there just isn't enough proof yet, but who knows maybe one day there will be.
                            Posted via Mobile Device
                            That warm feeling is the jit puddled in your chair.
                            Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
                            Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
                            Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
                            Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
                            Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
                            Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.

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                            • landoverlover
                              Also loves Jesus and America
                              True Christian™
                              • Jul 2010
                              • 828

                              #74
                              Re: Hi

                              Who's privacy and dignity are you violating every time you wiggle that little worm? I bet you're visualizing Sarah Palin and Michele Bachman in a threesome with you. Maybe your mother? The family dog? Try replacing those images with naked Nancy Pelosi and Harry Reid's pouty mouth and Oprah. That should make for a limp noodle right quick.
                              Leviticus 13:44 He is a leprous man, he is UNCLEAN: the priest shall pronounce him utterly UNCLEAN; his plague is in his head.

                              2 Kings 6:25 And there was a great famine in Samaria: and, behold, they besieged it, until an ass's head was sold for fourscore pieces of silver, and the fourth part of a cab of dove's dung for five pieces of silver.



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