Goinheix

[Oscar Goinheix]

I am recomended by this Forum to make my first post in here.

I hope this is the best Forum since I dont twist scripture; I am not ignorant; and I am not intolerant.

[John Creeser]

Re: Goinheix

I am recomended by this Forum to make my first post in here.

I hope this is the best Forum since I dont twist scripture; I am not ignorant; and I am not intolerant.

Welcome Oscar - yes, you have come to the best True Christian forum. We don't twist scripture here, that I can assure you.

Care to tell us what Baptist Church you attend? What version of the Bible do you read from? And, well, what is your favorite scripture???

[James Hutchins]

Re: Goinheix

Are you sure? You obviously did not read the forum rules or instructions for new visitors.

Looks like I will have to walk you through it in baby steps.


First of all, this is NOT a debate forum. Please read THIS thread before making an even bigger fool of yourself.

Secondly, while the internets might seem to be "free" to you, this particular corner of the internets is a privately owned Christian forum. The rights you have on this forum are listed HERE. Please contact a Pastor immediately if you feel that any of your rights have been violated.

Finally, your unsaved opinions or tantrums are not even slightly of interest to us. We follow the Holy Word of God TO THE LETTER, and make no apologies for that. One of the most important commandments in the Bible tells us to avoid unsaved scum such as yourself. You wandered in here uninvited, and unwelcome.

I will pray that the Holy Spirit enter you and chase the demons out of your rectum and let Jesus

fill you with His Grace. If you use your God-given free will to reject Christ and His temporary death on the cross for my sins, then you are sending yourself to hellfire.

Please read the Pastor's Rules and Announcements. Pay attention to the "noobs" thread. Then go post your introduction on the introduction forum.
Thanks!

Failure to heed this warning will bring God's vengeance upon you!

[Zechariah Smyth]

Re: Goinheix

I am recomended by this Forum to make my first post in here.

I hope this is the best Forum since I dont twist scripture; I am not ignorant; and I am not intolerant.

Welcome Oscar!

What do you do for a living, friend?

How many sons do you have?

Yours in Christ,

Z. Smyth

[Billy Bob Jenkins]

Re: Goinheix

I hope this is the best Forum since I dont twist scripture; I am not ignorant; and I am not intolerant.

This is the best forum. I don't know why that would be contingent on your not twisting scripture, being ignorant, or intolerant.

We never twist scripture, because the Bible instructs us to take God at His Word(c).

Matthew 4:4 Man shall not live by bread alone, but by every word that proceedeth out of the mouth of God.

We are not ignorant, as we are homeschooled, most of us True Christians(tm) anyway, and therefore know all of the Bible and have not been poisoned by the lies of the secular world.

As far as tolerance goes, we are very tolerant of border jumping spics, pie thieving nigras, Christ killing hebes, etc. but we have no tolerance for the horrible sins they commit against God and nature on a regular basis.

[Dan U. Holier]

Re: Goinheix

... I am not ignorant; and I am not intolerant.

Ambiorix, Goinheix? Who’s next? Asterix and Obelix? Is this an invasion of comic book characters?

True Christians™ amongst others cannot tolerate superstitious beliefs (2 Kings 21:6, Deuteronomy 4:19)! That much about your non-ignorance.

[Nobar King]

Re: Goinheix

I am not intolerant.

If you're some kind of terrorist sympathizer then I'm going to have to notify Homeland Security about you.

[landoverlover]

Re: Goinheix

I am recomended by this Forum to make my first post in here.

I hope this is the best Forum since I dont twist scripture; I am not ignorant; and I am not intolerant.

Well, that's two out of three. We ARE intolerant of sinful behavior. The Lord has given us very specific lists of what not to tolerate and we obey His Word to the letter.

Honestly, I don't know where sadly misinformed people get the ridiculous notion that God is "pure love" and other hippy claptrap.

[Faith_Machine]

Re: Goinheix

Welcome aboard, Oscar Go... whatever your name is. Are you another one of those gypsies? If so, I have to warn you right now that we do not tolerate black magic, ritual sacrifices, or any other type of nonsense.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: Goinheix

Well, if you're a foreigner then you're ignorant by definition. I mean, even God judges based on accent.

Judges 12:5 And the Gileadites took the passages of Jordan before the Ephraimites: and it was so, that when those Ephraimites which were escaped said, Let me go over; that the men of Gilead said unto him, Art thou an Ephraimite? If he said, Nay;
12:6 Then said they unto him, Say now Shibboleth: and he said Sibboleth: for he could not frame to pronounce it right. Then they took him, and slew him at the passages of Jordan: and there fell at that time of the Ephraimites forty and two thousand.