I stumbled across this website a week ago

[Isaac Fisher]

My name is Issaac Fisher and I've been lurking this forum for just over a week. I've always thought myself a fanatic and a die-hard Christian as I'm so much more conservative then my wife and children, however, reading this forum I realized I was wrong. I'm no true Christian, I'm no better than a fag or an atheist!
I thought I was true to my lord but I barely hit my children and I never hit my wife! I only read the bible casually, I ate shellfish and turned a blind eye to sinners! I let my wife back chat me and allow my kid to disrespect me! It's madness!
You people are opening my eyes to God and his ways.

[Brother Harold Porter]

Re: I stumbled across this website a week ago

Welcome young man.

Tell us more about yourself. What church do you attend? Which Holy Bible verse stirs you each morning? Can you skin a buck deer?

There was a time in my life, when I was homosexual, that I avoided the Bible as well. I desperately wanted to continue a life of sin rather than face the consequences of my decision to be gay.

Is there wickedness in your life that makes you shun God's Word? Feel free to open up and confess all. You are among friends.

If Jesus Christ could save me, He can save anyone.

In Christ

[Cranky Old Man]

Re: I stumbled across this website a week ago

You have a long way to go friend.

But you made the first step, that is something.

[James Hutchins]

Re: I stumbled across this website a week ago

Welcome friend. I am glad you only waited a week to admit to yourself that you disappoint Jesus. Many people go an entire lifetime and wait until the final five minutes to come clean like you have.

Lets just hope that you have more than five minutes.

[Isaac Fisher]

Re: I stumbled across this website a week ago

Welcome young man.

Tell us more about yourself. What church do you attend? Which Holy Bible verse stirs you each morning? Can you skin a buck deer?

There was a time in my life, when I was homosexual, that I avoided the Bible as well. I desperately wanted to continue a life of sin rather than face the consequences of my decision to be gay.

Is there wickedness in your life that makes you shun God's Word? Feel free to open up and confess all. You are among friends.

If Jesus Christ could save me, He can save anyone.

In Christ

Thank you, friend.
I don't attend church. I use to up till the age of eighteen for bible school, pray and talks. I stopped when I married my wife, Janet, as we moved away and it'd take too long to visit. I missed friends and the closeness to God I felt- that's why I'm online.
I hopped from forum to forum for a while. The people on them were so light hearted and couldn't quote the bible to support their views. It's madness. That's why this place just sucks me in.

I love (in a manly way) hunting and fishing. God knows I can track, kill and skin a deer- although I leave the cooking to Janet. The wild of nature makes me feeel like Jesus hasn't given up on me yet.

Also, I favour no part of the bible. It's all great. Whatever page I turn to stirs me.

[James Hutchins]

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If there is no Church within 300 miles, you can certainly mail in a tithe. Where do you live that it is such a long trip?

[Isaac Fisher]

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If there is no Church within 300 miles, you can certainly mail in a tithe. Where do you live that it is such a long trip?

This God damned athiest town. You're a freak if you hit your kids and a friend of mine was shunned for spanking his wife.
I won't give a name but I do live in New York state. The faggots may drive me out.

[James Hutchins]

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Why do you hate Homers? Some of the nicest fellows I know are Homers. Clean, polite, great hosts (some even restrain from humping your leg like a dog). I certainly do not hate them. I do however have to shun them and point out their flaws as God instructs in the Bible though.

Since when is Staffordshire in New York State? You dialect is not a of a New Yorker, either city or surrounding area, even Orange county. I am a master in diction.

[Isaac Fisher]

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While I would not kill or hurt a homer I do not want to be near them. If they keep it under their hat then fine however, I can't live in a state where two men can marry.

Is the way I write troublesome?

[James Hutchins]

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While I would not kill or hurt a homer I do not want to be near them. If they keep it under their hat then fine however, I can't live in a state where two men can marry.

Well, living in Staffordshire, I do not see how that is a problem.

Is the way I write troublesome?

Not at all. But I know of no actual residents (other than exchange students) that write like you, in fact anywhere in the entire US of A. The only person I know is a brit, he lived near Kingswinford but moved away due to the ignoramuses living there. He now lives in Des Moines (being a foreigner, he is unable to achieve residency in Landover). Though years of hard work and dedication, he can almost pass for an American.

[Faith_Machine]

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This God damned athiest town...

Excuse me, but did you just take the Lord's name in vain?

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: I stumbled across this website a week ago

If you'd like to find out more about Landover Baptist Church, please read THIS thread created especially for new posters.

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[Isaac Fisher]

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Excuse me, but did you just take the Lord's name in vain?

No, I'm pretty sure God damned this town.