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    I stumbled across this website a week ago

    My name is Issaac Fisher and I've been lurking this forum for just over a week. I've always thought myself a fanatic and a die-hard Christian as I'm so much more conservative then my wife and children, however, reading this forum I realized I was wrong. I'm no true Christian, I'm no better than a fag or an atheist!
    I thought I was true to my lord but I barely hit my children and I never hit my wife! I only read the bible casually, I ate shellfish and turned a blind eye to sinners! I let my wife back chat me and allow my kid to disrespect me! It's madness!
    You people are opening my eyes to God and his ways.
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    Re: I stumbled across this website a week ago

    Welcome young man.

    Tell us more about yourself. What church do you attend? Which Holy Bible verse stirs you each morning? Can you skin a buck deer?

    There was a time in my life, when I was homosexual, that I avoided the Bible as well. I desperately wanted to continue a life of sin rather than face the consequences of my decision to be gay.

    Is there wickedness in your life that makes you shun God's Word? Feel free to open up and confess all. You are among friends.

    If Jesus Christ could save me, He can save anyone.

    In Christ
    Matthew 19:14 "But Jesus said, Suffer little children, and forbid them not, to come unto me: for of such is the kingdom of heaven."

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    • #3
      Re: I stumbled across this website a week ago

      You have a long way to go friend.

      But you made the first step, that is something.
      5 Reasons why GOD HATES WOMEN!
      To most "Christians" The Bible is like a license agreement. They just scroll to the bottom and click "I agree". All those "Christians" will burn in Hell!
      James 2:10 "For whosoever shall keep the whole law, and yet offend in one point, he is guilty of all."

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      • #4
        Re: I stumbled across this website a week ago

        Welcome friend. I am glad you only waited a week to admit to yourself that you disappoint Jesus. Many people go an entire lifetime and wait until the final five minutes to come clean like you have.

        Lets just hope that you have more than five minutes.
        Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
        Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
        Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
        Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
        Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
        Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.

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        • #5
          Re: I stumbled across this website a week ago

          Originally posted by Brother Harold Porter View Post
          Welcome young man.

          Tell us more about yourself. What church do you attend? Which Holy Bible verse stirs you each morning? Can you skin a buck deer?

          There was a time in my life, when I was homosexual, that I avoided the Bible as well. I desperately wanted to continue a life of sin rather than face the consequences of my decision to be gay.

          Is there wickedness in your life that makes you shun God's Word? Feel free to open up and confess all. You are among friends.

          If Jesus Christ could save me, He can save anyone.

          In Christ
          Thank you, friend.
          I don't attend church. I use to up till the age of eighteen for bible school, pray and talks. I stopped when I married my wife, Janet, as we moved away and it'd take too long to visit. I missed friends and the closeness to God I felt- that's why I'm online.
          I hopped from forum to forum for a while. The people on them were so light hearted and couldn't quote the bible to support their views. It's madness. That's why this place just sucks me in.

          I love (in a manly way) hunting and fishing. God knows I can track, kill and skin a deer- although I leave the cooking to Janet. The wild of nature makes me feeel like Jesus hasn't given up on me yet.

          Also, I favour no part of the bible. It's all great. Whatever page I turn to stirs me.

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          • #6
            Re: I stumbled across this website a week ago

            If there is no Church within 300 miles, you can certainly mail in a tithe. Where do you live that it is such a long trip?
            Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
            Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
            Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
            Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
            Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
            Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.

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            • #7
              Re: I stumbled across this website a week ago

              Originally posted by James Hutchins View Post
              If there is no Church within 300 miles, you can certainly mail in a tithe. Where do you live that it is such a long trip?
              This God damned athiest town. You're a freak if you hit your kids and a friend of mine was shunned for spanking his wife.
              I won't give a name but I do live in New York state. The faggots may drive me out.

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              • #8
                Re: I stumbled across this website a week ago

                Why do you hate Homers? Some of the nicest fellows I know are Homers. Clean, polite, great hosts (some even restrain from humping your leg like a dog). I certainly do not hate them. I do however have to shun them and point out their flaws as God instructs in the Bible though.

                Since when is Staffordshire in New York State? You dialect is not a of a New Yorker, either city or surrounding area, even Orange county. I am a master in diction.
                Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
                Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
                Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
                Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
                Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
                Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.

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                • #9
                  Re: I stumbled across this website a week ago

                  While I would not kill or hurt a homer I do not want to be near them. If they keep it under their hat then fine however, I can't live in a state where two men can marry.

                  Is the way I write troublesome?

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                  • #10
                    Re: I stumbled across this website a week ago

                    Originally posted by Isaac Fisher View Post
                    While I would not kill or hurt a homer I do not want to be near them. If they keep it under their hat then fine however, I can't live in a state where two men can marry.
                    Well, living in Staffordshire, I do not see how that is a problem.

                    Is the way I write troublesome?
                    Not at all. But I know of no actual residents (other than exchange students) that write like you, in fact anywhere in the entire US of A. The only person I know is a brit, he lived near Kingswinford but moved away due to the ignoramuses living there. He now lives in Des Moines (being a foreigner, he is unable to achieve residency in Landover). Though years of hard work and dedication, he can almost pass for an American.
                    Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
                    Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
                    Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
                    Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
                    Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
                    Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.

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                    • #11
                      Re: I stumbled across this website a week ago

                      Originally posted by Isaac Fisher View Post
                      This God damned athiest town...

                      Excuse me, but did you just take the Lord's name in vain?

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                      • #12
                        Re: I stumbled across this website a week ago

                        If you'd like to find out more about Landover Baptist Church, please read THIS thread created especially for new posters.

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                        Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                        Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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                        • #13
                          Re: I stumbled across this website a week ago

                          Originally posted by Faith_Machine View Post
                          Excuse me, but did you just take the Lord's name in vain?


                          No, I'm pretty sure God damned this town.

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