[James Hutchins]

Re: A few questions...no flaming

Well, now we all know a little about you. I do not find that incredible at all. It is what normal decent people do when they meet.

I am however, quite concerned you know little of your future wife. Bible sharing should of been something discussed when your parents introduced you to each other and while be chaparoned. Why I think I might know you better than your wife to be!

Is there a reason your fiance is so secretive?

[ginger_kc]

Re: A few questions...no flaming

Ok an intro to me...

I think homosexuality is natural, to the extreme. I think women teaching is ducky despite Timothy 1:11-15 these ideas are archaic and akin to goat sacrifices, but thats just me, I'll hate your views. Personally I am a poor student at uni, I ride boys and hate Jesus.

I know people bash you guys a lot and I'm sorry my questions aren't interesting enough but I'd love the answers especially to no 2, 3 and 4

Much Disgust

I hate Jesus.

[ginger_kc]

Re: A few questions...no flaming

Well, now we all know a little about you. I do not find that incredible at all. It is what normal decent people do when they meet.

I am however, quite concerned you know little of your future wife. Bible sharing should of been something discussed when your parents introduced you to each other and while be chaparoned. Why I think I might know you better than your wife to be!

Is there a reason your fiance is so secretive?

I'm glad we have met then, could you answer any of my questions please ?

We agreed long ago to have no secrets, which is as it should be, as it is we have not told each other our specific favourites, we have read the bible together and I can remember which bits I found the most profound but we haven't discussed our favourites together yet.

[Meek and Humble]

Re: A few questions...no flaming

I am not married as I can't afford that yet

How "Christian" of you


Matthew 6: 31 Therefore take no thought, saying, What shall we eat? or, What shall we drink? or, Wherewithal shall we be clothed?
32 (For after all these things do the Gentiles seek: ) for your heavenly Father knoweth that ye have need of all these things.
33 But seek ye first the kingdom of God, and his righteousness; and all these things shall be added unto you.


1 Corinthians 7:2 Nevertheless, to avoid fornication, let every man have his own wife, and let every woman have her own husband.

[Dr. Ernest C. Ville, D.C.S.]

Re: A few questions...no flaming

Isn't this incredible, we are in the second page of this discussion and you are about to find out the deepest aspects of my relationship yet you won't answer my questions that aren't even about you.

Goodness, you get defensive quickly! I have always found it imperative to trust True Christians(tm) explicitly. Often they see flaws in a person that that person might not see themselves. You are among friends here, and we have nothing but the best of intentions for you !

I'm not going to give up though so here you go:

The Lord hates a quitter, and so do we! I like your moxy, kid!

I am not married as I can't afford that yet,

"Afford", that's cute Where in the Bible does it command us to wait until we can "afford" a wife?! If True Christians across the Bible Belt did that, there wouldn't be any marriages! That's why they invented food stamps and unemployment benefits! Not to be confused with loafers and minorities, True Christians(tm) are entitled to government benefits while they struggle to get on their feet. And remember, the more kids you whelp out for Jesus, the bigger the tax benefits

we are very much in love but do not worry there is no sex before marriage. I'll ask her when I see her next what Bible passage she prefers. I am lost with your chair/standing question. And yes it is terrific and I am glad we both share that understanding .

Praise Jesus, you have something in common! I usually prefer it on my knees, but that may just be personal preference.

[James Hutchins]

Re: A few questions...no flaming

If you have no secrets, both claim to love God, then why do you not know what her favorite passage is? God spreads it all before you in glorious passion. Why would she not share her passage with you? I find it very disconcerting she keeps her lips so pursed. Does she know what your favorite passage is? I know when I experience Gods love though the Majesty of His all enveloping love, His turgid grip on my soul releases volumes of love.

[Bobby-Joe]

Re: A few questions...no flaming

I'm glad we have met then, could you answer any of my questions please ?

No friend, this forum isn't about us the TRUE Christians(tm), its about following the word of the God. We are not so arrogant as to put ourselves before Christ as the false Christians will. You want our opinions, read The Bible.

Now let's cut to the chase friend - are you suggesting we are not following the Word of God(r)? Then please quote the pertinent scripture and we will show you how you were you are wrong.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: A few questions...no flaming

I am asking for information.

If you'd like to find out more about Landover Baptist Church, please read THIS thread created especially for new posters.

If you have a question, use the "search" function before posting it. Most likely it is being discussed somewhere on this Godly forum. Please don't waste God's precious bandwidth.

You will keep a respectful tongue in your head whenever addressing your betters, which includes all True Christians™. Failure to do so, or any attempt at inciting debate or mockery of God's Divine Plan, can and will result in the suspension of your posting privileges.

Your rights on this forum are listed HERE. If you feel that any of these rights have been violated, please don't hesitate to contact a Pastor at once.

[landoverlover]

Re: A few questions...no flaming

Ok an intro to me...

I think homosexuality is natural, to the extreme. I think women teaching is ducky despite Timothy 1:11-15 these ideas are archaic and akin to goat sacrifices, but thats just me, I'll hate your views. Personally I am a poor student at uni, I ride boys and hate Jesus.

I know people bash you guys a lot and I'm sorry my questions aren't interesting enough but I'd love the answers especially to no 2, 3 and 4

Much Disgust

Thanks for a slightly expanded response. This is why we ask for one, because so often when you scratch the surface you find bugs and worms underneath a seemingly pleasant exterior.

First, what's wrong with goat sacrifices? Leviticus 16:9.

Second, you think homersexuals putting their privates in each others butts is "natural in the extreme" DESPITE God's EXPLICIT and REPEATED warnings to the contrary?

You think women teaching is fine despite the bible DIRECTLY banning it?

And then we get down to it: Your real reason for being here. You falsely came here, a wolf in sheep's clothing, and now reveal yourself to be one of satan's minions. Begone, damned troll.