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  • Billy Bob Jenkins
    Family Man of the Year 2010-2013
    About as Straight and Manly as you can get
    Hates anal sex. And trees.
    True Christian™
    • May 2010
    • 8337

    #16
    Re: GOD PARADOX!!!!!!

    Originally posted by Microbrain View Post
    Is there a reason why you don't want it to be a paradox? It's not like God likes tacos anyway. From what I've heard, he gets indigestion when he eats spicy food.
    I don't prefer it one way or another. It's just that I've solved the problem. It's no longer a paradox to me, because I understand the issue. It is a paradox to you because you still don't grasp the issue.
    The Only Real Climate Change Will be Hell!

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    • Nobar King
      Municipal Code Archivist - Deuteronomy 28:58
      Christ's Guardian
      True Christian™
      • Sep 2007
      • 23748

      #17
      Re: GOD PARADOX!!!!!!

      Paradoxes are for the weak minded who are unable to clearly see the truth. That's true for most of us, but not for God.
      May you be a blessing to every life you touch.

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      • planet_eater
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        • Sep 2011
        • 7

        #18
        Re: GOD PARADOX!!!!!!

        You can spend all day trying to figure out what a paradox really is, but when it comes down to it, I have given proof that God is not all-powerful and you have said nothing to defend yourselves. Now stop it with the "red flag is blue" nonsense and come up with an actual dignified defence.

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        • Billy Bob Jenkins
          Family Man of the Year 2010-2013
          About as Straight and Manly as you can get
          Hates anal sex. And trees.
          True Christian™
          • May 2010
          • 8337

          #19
          Re: GOD PARADOX!!!!!!

          Originally posted by planet_eater View Post
          You can spend all day trying to figure out what a paradox really is, but when it comes down to it, I have given proof that God is not all-powerful and you have said nothing to defend yourselves. Now stop it with the "red flag is blue" nonsense and come up with an actual dignified defence.
          My wisdom on this subject has been lost on you, I see. Pearls before swine.
          The Only Real Climate Change Will be Hell!

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          • planet_eater
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            • Sep 2011
            • 7

            #20
            Re: GOD PARADOX!!!!!!

            Originally posted by Billy Bob Jenkins View Post
            I don't prefer it one way or another. It's just that I've solved the problem. It's no longer a paradox to me, because I understand the issue. It is a paradox to you because you still don't grasp the issue.
            How can you possibly understand a paradox? It is a question or a statement that has no possible answer, because the statement contradicts itself. Perhaps you should stop visiting this site for a while and spend some time considering what it is to worship God. Do you really think that a kind-hearted God would believe in sending your daughters to be raped, or would try to find sexual connotations in every single earthly object? Perhaps the Earth is the way that God intended it to be, and you have bent the Bible out of proportion.

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            • Isaac Fisher
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              Forum Member
              • Aug 2011
              • 270

              #21
              Re: GOD PARADOX!!!!!!

              What you are saying is moot. You might as well say nothing at all if you can't say something rational.


              Answer: God does whatever he piffing wants. Don't tell him what to do.

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              • Billy Bob Jenkins
                Family Man of the Year 2010-2013
                About as Straight and Manly as you can get
                Hates anal sex. And trees.
                True Christian™
                • May 2010
                • 8337

                #22
                Re: GOD PARADOX!!!!!!

                Originally posted by planet_eater View Post
                How can you possibly understand a paradox? It is a question or a statement that has no possible answer, because the statement contradicts itself. Perhaps you should stop visiting this site for a while and spend some time considering what it is to worship God. Do you really think that a kind-hearted God would believe in sending your daughters to be raped, or would try to find sexual connotations in every single earthly object? Perhaps the Earth is the way that God intended it to be, and you have bent the Bible out of proportion.
                A statement that contradicts itself is just false, not a paradox. A paradox would have to be true. There is nothing mysterious about a self-contradictory sentence. "A circle is a square," is not a paradox -just a lie.
                The Only Real Climate Change Will be Hell!

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                • planet_eater
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                  • Sep 2011
                  • 7

                  #23
                  Re: GOD PARADOX!!!!!!

                  Originally posted by Isaac Fisher View Post
                  What you are saying is moot. You might as well say nothing at all if you can't say something rational.


                  Answer: God does whatever he piffing wants. Don't tell him what to do.
                  The "You are wrong" defence just doesn't cut it. If anyone on this thread could actually ANSWER THE QUESTION, then it wouldn't be a problem. I have posted something, and so far, all the replies have been "You are wrong" or "I understand this but you possibly can't". If you think I might not understand, tell me anyway. I am awaiting your very well-thought-out defence.

                  Oh and bty, I found a pic that you might appreciate.

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                  • Microbrain
                    Unsaved Trash, Rabid godmocker
                    • Sep 2011
                    • 42

                    #24
                    Re: GOD PARADOX!!!!!!

                    Originally posted by Billy Bob Jenkins View Post
                    A statement that contradicts itself is just false, not a paradox. A paradox would have to be true. There is nothing mysterious about a self-contradictory sentence. "A circle is a square," is not a paradox -just a lie.
                    There are lies. And then there are paradoxes. "If a crocodile steals a child and promises its return if the father can correctly guess what the crocodile will do, how should the crocodile respond in the case that the father guesses that the child will not be returned?" is a paradox. In no way is it a lie. Sure, it contradicts itself, but in no way is it false. A circle is a square is not a self-contradictory sentence. It's like saying "This vehicle is a truck". Did it contradict itself? Nope. It just stated that it was something different.
                    Ecclesiastes 4:5 The fool foldeth his hands together, and eateth his own flesh.

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                    • Billy Bob Jenkins
                      Family Man of the Year 2010-2013
                      About as Straight and Manly as you can get
                      Hates anal sex. And trees.
                      True Christian™
                      • May 2010
                      • 8337

                      #25
                      Re: GOD PARADOX!!!!!!

                      Originally posted by planet_eater View Post
                      "God is so omnipotent that He is not omnipotent," is not a paradox. It's just false.
                      The Only Real Climate Change Will be Hell!

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                      • Billy Bob Jenkins
                        Family Man of the Year 2010-2013
                        About as Straight and Manly as you can get
                        Hates anal sex. And trees.
                        True Christian™
                        • May 2010
                        • 8337

                        #26
                        Re: GOD PARADOX!!!!!!

                        Originally posted by Microbrain View Post
                        A circle is a square is not a self-contradictory sentence.
                        You're just trolling me now. Nobody is that stupid. I am done with you. I want to talk with the other retard now.
                        The Only Real Climate Change Will be Hell!

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                        • spinasd
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                          Under Investigation
                          • Aug 2011
                          • 5

                          #27
                          Re: GOD PARADOX!!!!!!

                          Originally posted by planet_eater View Post
                          Proof that God is not all-powerful!

                          If God was truly all-powerful, he would be able to create a taco so spicy that nobody could eat it. But if God was truly all-powerful, then he would be able to eat it.

                          PROBLEM??
                          You are an idiot.

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                          • planet_eater
                            Unsaved trash
                            • Sep 2011
                            • 7

                            #28
                            Re: GOD PARADOX!!!!!!

                            Originally posted by spinasd View Post
                            You are an idiot.
                            Simply calling me an idiot will not do anything. If you have something valuable to say, then say it. If not, then read this thread and laugh at the admin's pitiful excuses.

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                            • Nobar King
                              Municipal Code Archivist - Deuteronomy 28:58
                              Christ's Guardian
                              True Christian™
                              • Sep 2007
                              • 23748

                              #29
                              Re: GOD PARADOX!!!!!!

                              You are only the admin of your own imaginary forum.
                              May you be a blessing to every life you touch.

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                              • Zechariah Smyth
                                Walking in all the commandments and ordinances of the Lord blameless.
                                True Christian™
                                • Feb 2011
                                • 15251

                                #30
                                Originally posted by Microbrain View Post
                                There are lies. And then there are paradoxes. "If a crocodile steals a child and promises its return if the father can correctly guess what the crocodile will do, how should the crocodile respond in the case that the father guesses that the child will not be returned?" is a paradox. In no way is it a lie. Sure, it contradicts itself, but in no way is it false. A circle is a square is not a self-contradictory sentence. It's like saying "This vehicle is a truck". Did it contradict itself? Nope. It just stated that it was something different.
                                There are no talking crocodiles in the Bible.

                                Talking serpents? Of course. (Genesis 3:1)

                                Talking asses? Naturally. (Numbers 22:30)

                                But talking crocodiles? CROCODILES?



                                That's crazy!

                                Yours in Christ,

                                Z. Smyth
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