GOD PARADOX!!!!!!

[planet_eater]

Proof that God is not all-powerful!

If God was truly all-powerful, he would be able to create a taco so spicy that nobody could eat it. But if God was truly all-powerful, then he would be able to eat it.

PROBLEM??

[Billy Bob Jenkins]

Re: GOD PARADOX!!!!!!

Proof that God is not all-powerful!

If God was truly all-powerful, he would be able to create a taco so spicy that nobody could eat it. But if God was truly all-powerful, then he would be able to eat it.

PROBLEM??

You have contradicted yourself. Your first sentence is internally contradictory. That is the source of the paradox.

[planet_eater]

Re: GOD PARADOX!!!!!!

You have contradicted yourself. Your first sentence is internally contradictory. That is the source of the paradox.

You just defined a paradox. Good Work.

[planet_eater]

To all you grammar-insulting fags

I am quite new to these forums, and posted a paradox about God. Now, imagine my shock when I received 2 infractions for harmlessly posting an infraction? But this is the killer: TWO of the mods actually wrote the reason for the infraction as

Reason: Being a retarded.

Now, these people who spend their life sweeping these forums and flaming people for having bad grammar have just seriously failed themselves. Perhaps, before you flame people for their grammar, you should check your own grammar.

[Billy Bob Jenkins]

Re: GOD PARADOX!!!!!!

Proof that God is not all-powerful!

If God was truly all-powerful, he would be able to create a taco so spicy that nobody could eat it. But if God was truly all-powerful, then he would be able to eat it.

PROBLEM??

"If God was all-powerful, He would be able to create a taco so spicy that nobody could eat it." This sentence cannot be true in any possible world, because it is internally contradictory. If God could create a taco so spicy that He could not eat it, then He would NOT be all powerful. It is as simple as that. Obviously an all powerful being cannot make a taco so spicy that the being itself cannot eat it, BECAUSE THE BEING IS ALL POWERFUL. If it could make such a taco it would not be. Are you grasping this now?

There is no problem, as soon as you understand that you are speaking falsehood.

It is as though I said: suppose I made a flag so red that it was blue. How could the flag be red???

[Pastor William Nathaniel Sampson]

Re: To all you grammar-insulting fags

I am quite new to these forums, and posted a paradox about God. Now, imagine my shock when I received 2 infractions for harmlessly posting an infraction? But this is the killer: TWO of the mods actually wrote the reason for the infraction as Now, these people who spend their life sweeping these forums and flaming people for having bad grammar have just seriously failed themselves. Perhaps, before you flame people for their grammar, you should check your own grammar.

I merged your whining to one spot. No need to thank me.

[Bobby-Joe]

Re: GOD PARADOX!!!!!!

Proof that God is not all-powerful!

If God was truly all-powerful, he would be able to create a taco so spicy that nobody could eat it. But if God was truly all-powerful, then he would be able to eat it.

PROBLEM??

Friend,

You should ask yourself this question; can God toss you into a pit in Hell that is too deep for even Him to find you? Once you consider that question you will see why your question is a really dumb one to ask.

[Microbrain]

Re: GOD PARADOX!!!!!!

"If God was all-powerful, He would be able to create a taco so spicy that nobody could eat it." This sentence cannot be true in any possible world, because it is internally contradictory. If God could create a taco so spicy that He could not eat it, then He would NOT be all powerful. It is as simple as that. Obviously an all powerful being cannot make a taco so spicy that the being itself cannot eat it, BECAUSE THE BEING IS ALL POWERFUL. If it could make such a taco it would not be. Are you grasping this now?

There is no problem, as soon as you understand that you are speaking falsehood.

It is as though I said: suppose I made a flag so red that it was blue. How could the flag be red???

But God is all powerful, so then he could make a taco that no-one could eat it. See it is paradoxical. All you did was prove that the paradox makes no sense at all - which paradoxes do; they make no sense.

However, making a flag so red that it was blue is a general impossibility. Unless you're talking about a hexidecimal stack overflow, but then we're getting into computer science.

[Billy Bob Jenkins]

Re: GOD PARADOX!!!!!!

But God is all powerful, so then he could make a taco that no-one could eat it.

This sentence is false. An all powerful being can do anything, therefore it cannot make a taco that it can't eat, because that would be a logical contradiction, given that the being is all powerful. It can make any sort of taco, but it can eat all of those tacos too. If you don't understand this you are just being willfully ignorant.

[Brother Enoch]

Re: GOD PARADOX!!!!!!

But God is all powerful, so then he could make a taco that no-one could eat it. See it is paradoxical. All you did was prove that the paradox makes no sense at all - which paradoxes do; they make no sense.

However, making a flag so red that it was blue is a general impossibility. Unless you're talking about a hexidecimal stack overflow, but then we're getting into computer science.

Was your father also your brother? Because that would explain a lot.

[Microbrain]

Re: GOD PARADOX!!!!!!

This sentence is false.

Look! You just admitted that it was a paradox, with a paradox of your own!

[Brother Enoch]

Re: GOD PARADOX!!!!!!

Look! You just admitted that it was a paradox, with a paradox of your own!

Growl for me, let me know you still care.

[Billy Bob Jenkins]

Re: GOD PARADOX!!!!!!

Look! You just admitted that it was a paradox, with a paradox of your own!

Just because it baffles you doesn't make it a paradox. It makes you stupid.

[Microbrain]

Re: GOD PARADOX!!!!!!

Just because it baffles you doesn't make it a paradox. It makes you stupid.

Is there a reason why you don't want it to be a paradox? It's not like God likes tacos anyway. From what I've heard, he gets indigestion when he eats spicy food.

[Bible Student]

Re: GOD PARADOX!!!!!!

Originally Posted by Billy Bob Jenkins
Just because it baffles you doesn't make it a paradox. It makes you stupid.

Is there a reason why you don't want it to be a paradox? It's not like God likes tacos anyway. From what I've heard, he gets indigestion when he eats spicy food.

There is not one verse in His 1611 King James Bible that says God gets indigestion from eating spicy foods. If that had happened, True Christians(tm) would know about it.