[Brother Harold Porter]

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and what is so wrong with Canada?

What is "right" about the frozen wasteland of insignifigance? Do you enjoy ice-fishing? Watching demented, Godless snow spooks traipsing around?

Not a place for True Christians™ to waste their time.

In Christ

[John Creeser]

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and what is so wrong with Canada?

Where do I start;

-Even your Conservatives are liberals compared to our Godly Republican standards.
-The worst beer I have ever tasted (when I did drink).
-Hockey; the most boring sport I have ever seen. You don't even have innings, you refer to them as ...the woman's unclean time.
-Biggest socialist in North American history; Tommy Douglas.

Would you like me to keep going? I can. I did missionary work there in the early 90's. I will never forget just how downright rude canadians were. I know one thing, I'll never go back there again.

[Billy Bob Jenkins]

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Canada is a Godless wasteland of perilous ice formations that will impale even the most agile of mountaineers without mercy. It is inhabited mostly by vicious mutants, wingless birds tormented by the very form they take, giant albino bears, and quasi-Frenchmen who will rape anything with a hole. It is Hell, but frozen.

[miker89]

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Canada is a Godless wasteland of perilous ice formations that will impale even the most agile of mountaineers without mercy. It is inhabited mostly by vicious mutants, wingless birds tormented by the very form they take, giant albino bears, and quasi-Frenchmen who will rape anything with a hole. It is Hell, but frozen.

The french stay in there appointed area, also this is Canada, http://www.hanifworld.com/canadaphotos.htm I would like to know where you get your information about the country.

[John Creeser]

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The french stay in there appointed area, also this is Canada, http://www.hanifworld.com/canadaphotos.htm I would like to know where you get your information about the country.

A handful of us have been to your frozen wasteland. We also get our news from Brother Enoch who sends us regular reports.

Our sources are reliable, I can assure you.

Also, a lot of news about Canada is just common knowledge - take that lazy gimp runner, what's his name - Barry Fox. Typical lazy Canadian, said he was going to run clean across the country and what did he do? Quit just inside ontario - that's not even a quarter of the way...sheesh.

[Didymus Much]

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The french stay in there appointed area...

What, you got like frog ghettos up there in Canuckiland?

[Brother Enoch]

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We do have to give Canada some credit though. Even though they wimped out on Iraq, they did send a troop to Afghanistan (who was promptly killed). And they also sent the one ancient rustbucket they call a navy over to Libya, where it was shot at by a Libyan with a break action single shot .22, and promptly fled back to international waters. I understand it took quite some time for the sailors to hose down the poop deck.

[miker89]

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We do have to give Canada some credit though. Even though they wimped out on Iraq, they did send a troop to Afghanistan (who was promptly killed). And they also sent the one ancient rustbucket they call a navy over to Libya, where it was shot at by a Libyan with a break action single shot .22, and promptly fled back to international waters. I understand it took quite some time for the sailors to hose down the poop deck.

Canada has somewhere between 2,500-2,830 troops stationed there, as for deaths, to date 1746 Americans have been killed, and the number of Canadians is 156, also As of August 26, 2011, 13,447 United States soldiers have been wounded in action in Afghanistan, where Canada has only had 615 and that's for the entire war, as for the Iraq thing, it had nothing to do with the attacks of 9/11, our government saw it as an unnecessary war, so they opted out of it

[miker89]

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A handful of us have been to your frozen wasteland. We also get our news from Brother Enoch who sends us regular reports.

Our sources are reliable, I can assure you.

Also, a lot of news about Canada is just common knowledge - take that lazy gimp runner, what's his name - Barry Fox. Typical lazy Canadian, said he was going to run clean across the country and what did he do? Quit just inside ontario - that's not even a quarter of the way...sheesh.

Where has he been in Canada, and what time of year was it, if it was far north, then yes, that place is not very fun, but Canada has one of the most diverse ecosystems on the planet, from rolling planes, where wheat grows, to mountains and we even have a fain forest on the west coast, much like the one in Washington state, I for one live in a farming community, where a lot of things are grown.

[Rev. Jim Osborne]

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Listen friend, this is not the forum thread to discuss our socialist neighbor to the north. This is the introduction forum. So tell us more about yourself, please.

[miker89]

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Listen friend, this is not the forum thread to discuss our socialist neighbor to the north. This is the introduction forum. So tell us more about yourself, please.

i did, then people started to dis canada

[Brother Enoch]

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but Canada has one of the most diverse ecosystems on the planet, from rolling planes,

Rolling planes? You mean like this one? That hardly counts as an ecosystem.

[John Creeser]

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i did, then people started to dis canada

Most canadians do not come here raving about how great canada is. Most canadians that come here are desperate for Landovers help in relocating to Godly Freehold.

So are you really surprised when you come here fully supporting a Godless socialist nation and you get..."dissed"?

We are only interested in God's favorite country; The United States of America.

[Brother Enoch]

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Most canadians do not come here raving about how great canada is. Most canadians that come here are desperate for Landovers help in relocating to Godly Freehold.

So are you really surprised when you come here fully supporting a Godless socialist nation and you get..."dissed"?

We are only interested in God's favorite country; The United States of America.

Amen, brother!

[miker89]

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Most canadians do not come here raving about how great canada is. Most canadians that come here are desperate for Landovers help in relocating to Godly Freehold.

So are you really surprised when you come here fully supporting a Godless socialist nation and you get..."dissed"?

We are only interested in God's favorite country; The United States of America.

you know that there is a very large number of Baptists in Canada right?