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    im so happy! i can finally see it! :)

    So along my life I was raised in a really conservative country, chile, yeah that's south america, but I am white. Anyhow...


    Reading around this forum as a visitor I've found a lot of post of different kinds... and I have one...question/thing to say... really?? I mean are you guys serious?

    people like you that believe that a "magical" force, or a so called god just did it? I mean really? What? You also believe chris angel can really levitate?

    How hard is to admit and realize that on you will just rotten under 6 feet of dirt and become part of the earth...

    What just tickles my bones the most was the awesome post based on pure science... of comparing pictures and citing crap off a book of magic and contradictions saying that black people are pretty much apes... you laugh at scientists and people that believes in
    science... but you are the only ones looking retarded... how hard is to admit that you so calle"superior" white people just descend from monkeys too... just like black people... science has proved that time after time. And now that I think about it... you from thinking and believing all this crap that a book of contradictions says are the ones that are like monkeys, or apes... in fact, I'm sure monkeys can distinguish between reality and just plain old fake...


    So resuming all, you all descend from monkeys
    Monkeys are actually smarter than you
    Science proves 90% ov everything and because it so far can't prove the other 10% does not mean is all lies
    You are not going to heaven after you die, you will just go a few miles from home and be buried under 6 feet of dirt, and probably no one will remember you
    Religion, any kind, is the reason the world is such a crappy place. You people with extremist believes
    The bible is just a book, hey under your reasoning, harry potter books are based on a real story... maybe transformers too...
    Get laid people a little pussy/dick is not bad.

    Again you are the dumb inferior stupid people.

    Yumad? Lol!

    Oh by the way, my name is john, I live in galveston, and you can pm if you want, I don't know, if you wanna know my adress or phone number, or whatever I have nothing to hide for...
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    Originally posted by johnshop View Post
    tl:dr
    Hello my new friend! Where do you go to church? What is the most AWESOME thing Our Lord Jesus Christ has done PERSONALLY for you today?



    Yours in Christ,

    Z. Smyth
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    • #3
      Re: im so happy! i can finally see it!

      Originally posted by johnshop View Post
      So along my life I was raised in a really conservative country, chile, yeah that's south america, but I am white. Anyhow...


      Reading around this forum as a visitor I've found a lot of post of different kinds... and I have one...question/thing to say... really?? I mean are you guys serious?

      people like you that believe that a "magical" force, or a so called god just did it? I mean really? What? You also believe chris angel can really levitate?

      How hard is to admit and realize that on you will just rotten under 6 feet of dirt and become part of the earth...

      What just tickles my bones the most was the awesome post based on pure science... of comparing pictures and citing crap off a book of magic and contradictions saying that black people are pretty much apes... you laugh at scientists and people that believes in
      science... but you are the only ones looking retarded... how hard is to admit that you so calle"superior" white people just descend from monkeys too... just like black people... science has proved that time after time. And now that I think about it... you from thinking and believing all this crap that a book of contradictions says are the ones that are like monkeys, or apes... in fact, I'm sure monkeys can distinguish between reality and just plain old fake...


      So resuming all, you all descend from monkeys
      Monkeys are actually smarter than you
      Science proves 90% ov everything and because it so far can't prove the other 10% does not mean is all lies
      You are not going to heaven after you die, you will just go a few miles from home and be buried under 6 feet of dirt, and probably no one will remember you
      Religion, any kind, is the reason the world is such a crappy place. You people with extremist believes
      The bible is just a book, hey under your reasoning, harry potter books are based on a real story... maybe transformers too...
      Get laid people a little pussy/dick is not bad.

      Again you are the dumb inferior stupid people.

      Yumad? Lol!

      Oh by the way, my name is john, I live in galveston, and you can pm if you want, I don't know, if you wanna know my adress or phone number, or whatever I have nothing to hide for...
      Friend, at first, my heart of hearts went out to you, as the only white person in Chile. However, after reading your post, I am beginning to suspect your motives for coming here.

      Please say that you are here to ask forgiveness for your stinking, rotten, horrible, filthy sins, so that you may join hands with us as we sing Glory!
      Jeremiah 23:29 Is not my word like as a fire? saith the LORD; and like a hammer that breaketh the rock in pieces?

      Ephesians 6:11 Put on the whole armour of God, that ye may be able to stand against the wiles of the devil.

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      • #4
        Re: im so happy! i can finally see it!

        Welcome to the friendliest forum on the internet!

        Originally posted by johnshop View Post
        ...I was raised in a really conservative country, chile, yeah that's south america, but I am white.
        Only if mestizos count as white.

        Originally posted by johnshop View Post
        ...I mean are you guys serious?
        Yes.

        Originally posted by johnshop View Post
        So resuming all, you all descend from monkeys... /snip/

        Again you are the dumb inferior stupid people.
        Not only that you don't have any grasp of the Holy Bible - that’s a given; you didn’t even get the moral of the Evilution fairy-tale – which doesn’t claim the we evolved from monkeys, but that humans, monkeys and apes "evolved from a common ancestor".

        That much about your alleged intellectual supremacy.

        Originally posted by johnshop View Post
        Yumad?
        No. You’re going to burn in hell for your blasphemy (Luke 12:10, Matthew 25:46, 2 Thessalonians 1:8-9), not us.

        YiC, DUH
        Ask not what your Lord can do for you. Ask what you can do for your Lord.


        ... your choice entirely (Matthew 12:30)

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        • #5
          Re: im so happy! i can finally see it!

          I don't need to welcome rude &/or ignorant people but ought to refer you to what God actually tells us

          Originally posted by johnshop View Post
          ..people like you that believe that a "magical" force, or a so called god just did it?
          God is NOT a magical force. God does NOT do things using MAGIC. The Bible is clear that "magicians" or whatever they call themselves are using demons to mock God's power and authority. Their reasons? To deceive humanity and usurp God's place in their lives thereby diverting praise that belongs to God to the glorification OF SATAN. And what is the purpose of that? To get as many people as possible INTO HELL.

          IN THE NEW TESTAMENT
          GALATIONS 5:19-21 Now the works of the flesh are manifest, which are these; Adultery, fornication, uncleanness, lasciviousness, Idolatry, witchcraft, hatred, variance, emulations, wrath, strife, seditions, heresies, Envyings, murders, drunkenness, revellings, and such like: of the which I tell you before , as I have also told you in time past , that they which do such things shall not inherit the kingdom of God.

          Wherever "magical" powers are encountered by the apostles they always oppose God's Perfect Love and the Wonderful Plan For Salvation made available to us through Jesus. If you had read The Bible you would know that.

          II Thessalonians 2:8-10 And then shall that Wicked be revealed, whom the Lord shall consume with the spirit of his mouth, and shall destroy with the brightness of his coming: Even him, whose coming is after the working of Satan with all power and signs and lying wonders, And with all deceivableness of unrighteousness in them that perish; because they received not the love of the truth, that they might be saved.Leviticus 20:5-6 Then I will set my face against that man, and against his family, and will cut him off, and all that go a whoring after him, to commit whoredom with Molech, from among their people. And the soul that turneth after such as have familiar spirits, and after wizards, to go a whoring after them, I will even set my face against that soul, and will cut him off from among his people.

          GOD IS CONSISTENT
          Isaiah 47:9-10,12-14 But these two things shall come to thee in a moment in one day, the loss of children, and widowhood: they shall come upon thee in their perfection for the multitude of thy sorceries, and for the great abundance of thine enchantments. For thou hast trusted in thy wickedness: thou hast said , None seeth me. Thy wisdom and thy knowledge, it hath perverted thee; and thou hast said in thine heart, I am, and none else beside me . . Stand now with thine enchantments, and with the multitude of thy sorceries, wherein thou hast laboured from thy youth; if so be thou shalt be able to profit , if so be thou mayest prevail. Thou art wearied in the multitude of thy counsels. Let now the astrologers, the stargazers, the monthly prognosticators, stand up, and save thee from these things that shall come upon thee. Behold, they shall be as stubble; the fire shall burn them; they shall not deliver themselves from the power of the flame: there shall not be a coal to warm at, nor fire to sit before it.







          Oh by the way, my name is john, I live in galveston, and you can pm if you want, I don't know, if you wanna know my adress or phone number
          It's OK - I won't be pming. With no reliable guide to direct your morals you are already dead inside: how sad. I have no way of knowing if you've actually moved beyond redemption (in your "journey") but the Pastors will be able to assesss that for you.

          Meanwhile God explains the connection between darkness desolation & despair and the abominable filth of sorcery which you seem unable to distinguish from the Power of Almighty God.
          Darkness indeed.

          REVELATION 18
          23           And the light of a candle shall shine no more at all in thee; and the voice of the bridegroom and of the bride shall be heard no more at all in thee: for thy merchants were the great men of the earth; for by thy sorceries were all nations deceived.
          24 And in her was found the blood of prophets, and of saints, and of all that were slain upon the earth.



          PRAISE GOD!

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          • #6
            Re: im so happy! i can finally see it!

            I suggest you read,

            “THE NEGRO A BEAST”
            . . . OR . . .
            “IN THE IMAGE OF GOD”
            The Reasoner of the Age, the Revelator of the Century!

            In this learned book, Mr Carroll, a True Christian Scientist, brings all the evidence you could desire to show that the Nigra is not even human.

            Here is the link you need: http://biblical-truth.info/In%20the%...%20Carroll.pdf

            Allow me to quote,
            The relatively short, broad skull of the White, finds its strongest contrast in the long, narrow skull of the Negro. This length and narrowness of the Negro’s skull is a character of the ape. Winchell says, “A certain relative width of skull appears to be connected with energy, force, and executive ability.” Hence the narrowness of the Negro’s skull denotes his lack of energy, force, and executive ability. This is significant, when considered in connection with the design of God in creating man, and the great task to which he was assigned in the Creation. Winchell quoting from the measurements of Broca says, (1) “The face of the Negro occupies the greater portion of the total length of the head. (2) His anterior cranium is less developed than his posterior, relatively to that of the White. (3) His occipital foramen is situated more backward in relation to the total projection of the head, but more forward in relation to the cranium only. In other words, the Negro has the cerebral cranium less developed than the white; but its posterior is more developed than the anterior.” (Preademites, pp. 169, 170.) “In the Negro skull the sphenoid does not, generally, reach the parietals, the coronal suture joining the margin of the temporals. The skull is very thick and solid, and is often used for butting, as is the custom of rams.
            Once you have read this independent scientific treatise, please come back and apologize!
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            Author of such illuminating essays as,
            Map of the Known World; Periodic Table of Elements; The History of Linguistics; The Errors of Wicca; Dolphins and Evolution; The History of Landover (The Apology); Landover and the Civil War; 2000 Racial Slurs.

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            • #7
              Re: im so happy! i can finally see it!

              Originally posted by johnshop View Post
              ...if you wanna know my adress or phone number, or whatever I have nothing to hide for...

              Yes friend, please tell me your address and phone number! I am very eager to witness to you personally and answer all your questions about the Bible!
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              • #8
                Re: im so happy! i can finally see it!

                Originally posted by johnshop View Post
                So along my life I was raised in a really conservative country, chile, yeah that's south america, but I am white. Anyhow...


                How hard is to admit and realize that on you will just rotten under 6 feet of dirt and become part of the earth...
                .
                Does anyone else find the humor in a Chilean talking about people under dirt?

                Friend, like your 33 miners, we will be freed from the pit (Revelation 20:1). We won't be turning to homosexuality like they did when they were stuck there though.

                Thank you Jesus, for letting us go free.
                YIC
                V
                Judges 9:21 And Jotham ran away, and fled, and went to Beer, and dwelt there, for fear of Abimelech his brother.

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                • #9
                  Re: im so happy! i can finally see it!

                  Originally posted by johnshop View Post
                  Oh by the way, my name is john, I live in galveston, and you can pm if you want, I don't know, if you wanna know my adress or phone number, or whatever I have nothing to hide for...
                  This is a Christian forum, not some homosinual hookup site. No one here needs your phone number.
                  People killed by God in the Bible: 2,476,633
                  People killed by Satan in the Bible: 10
                  Whose side do YOU want to be on?
                  Constantly Praying for Temperance Proverbs 16:24
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                  • #10
                    Re: im so happy! i can finally see it!

                    Hey Pedro: We aren't hiring any gardeners today ok?
                    Who Will Jesus Damn?

                    Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                    Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                    Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                    • #11
                      Re: im so happy! i can finally see it!

                      Originally posted by johnshop View Post
                      Reading around this forum as a visitor I've found a lot of post of different kinds... and I have one...question/thing to say... really?? I mean are you guys serious?

                      people like you that believe that a "magical" force, or a so called god just did it? I mean really? What? You also believe chris angel can really levitate?

                      How hard is to admit and realize that on you will just rotten under 6 feet of dirt and become part of the earth...

                      Again you are the dumb inferior stupid people.

                      Yumad? Lol!

                      Oh by the way, my name is john, I live in galveston,
                      You should read MitzaLizalor's post thoroughly. And when you are finished, read it again. I don't know where she gets the patience to explain things to dumb, inferior, stupid people like you.
                      YiJC, BS

                      II Peter 1:4 -- Whereby are giuen vnto vs exceeding great and precious promises, that by these you might bee partakers of thy diuine nature, hauing escaped the corruption that is in the world through lust.

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