[John Creeser]

Re: Satans son

You think God's so smart.

But can he type this? æøå ?

Didn't think so.

God dictates His Words to his profits, just like CEO's of major corporations do with their secretaries.

And we'll see how smart you think you are when you're burning in hell...forever.

[GodsTrancend]

Re: Satans son

The devil's a loser and he's my bitch. I'm so hot I can fry you computer from here.

[Dan U. Holier]

Re: Satans son

Gu' ka han røv, medmindre du har hånden langt op i hans røv.

Keep your vulgar gibberish and homosexual innuendos for yourself; this is not a gay dating site. Don’t worry, God has your behind as well. Shout glory!

YiC, DUH

[John Creeser]

Re: Satans son

The devil's a loser and he's my bitch. I'm so hot I can fry you computer from here.

Psalm 2:1-5

1 Why do the heathen rage, and the people imagine a vain thing?
2 The kings of the earth set themselves, and the rulers take counsel together, against the Lord, and against his anointed, saying,
3 Let us break their bands asunder, and cast away their cords from us.
4 He that sitteth in the heavens shall laugh: the Lord shall have them in derision.
5 Then shall he speak unto them in his wrath, and vex them in his sore displeasures

Sure thing sport - just remember your words when Jesus and I are looking down upon you in hell - that's right, we'll be laughing at you

[peaceandlove420]

Re: Satans son

God dictates His Words to his profits, just like CEO's of major corporations do with their secretaries.

And we'll see how smart you think you are when you're burning in hell...forever.

Yes except that the CEO and the secretary are living breathing people and god is not. He isn't a walking talking human here on earth.

And who are you to be condemning this other person to hell forever? It sounds like you think yourself to be god...since you are passing judgement on someone so harshly.

[John Creeser]

Re: Satans son

Yes except that the CEO and the secretary are living breathing people and god is not. He isn't a walking talking human here on earth.

You're half right, Jesus has indeed risen - thanks to the Christ killing joos

And who are you to be condemning this other person to hell forever? It sounds like you think yourself to be god...since you are passing judgement on someone so harshly.

I'm a True Christian™ and God says I can judge;

Leviticus 19:15 Ye shall do no unrighteousness in judgment: thou shalt not respect the person of the poor, nor honor the person of the mighty: but in righteousness shalt thou judge thy neighbour.

Psalm 37:30 The mouth of the righteous speaketh wisdom, and his tongue talketh of judgment.

Proverbs 31:9 Open thy mouth, judge righteously, and plead the cause of the poor and needy.

John 7:24 Judge not according to the appearance, but judge righteous judgment.

Look lady - do you think I want to see you Godmockers burning for all eternity in hell? In case you haven't noticed I'm(we) TRYING to smack some sense into your thick heads. This isn't a game or some "fun forum" where you think you can come in here and "troll" us. We take this seriously and we take saving your seriously - hence the harsh judgements.

You say your father is Christian and that he approves of you living in sin? Maybe you should get him to join this forum and see what a True Christian really is.

[GodsTrancend]

Re: Satans son

You're half right, Jesus has indeed risen - thanks to the Christ killing joos

I'm a True Christian™ and God says I can judge;

Leviticus 19:15 Ye shall do no unrighteousness in judgment: thou shalt not respect the person of the poor, nor honor the person of the mighty: but in righteousness shalt thou judge thy neighbour.

Psalm 37:30 The mouth of the righteous speaketh wisdom, and his tongue talketh of judgment.

Proverbs 31:9 Open thy mouth, judge righteously, and plead the cause of the poor and needy.

John 7:24 Judge not according to the appearance, but judge righteous judgment.

Look lady - do you think I want to see you Godmockers burning for all eternity in hell? In case you haven't noticed I'm(we) TRYING to smack some sense into your thick heads. This isn't a game or some "fun forum" where you think you can come in here and "troll" us. We take this seriously and we take saving your seriously - hence the harsh judgements.

You say your father is Christian and that he approves of you living in sin? Maybe you should get him to join this forum and see what a True Christian really is.

I think it is working. I can really feel something changing in my skull. I have trolled. I have sinned. I'm starting to regret what I have done! Oh dear. So intense.

In case of rapture, John Creeser, you state your account will be unmanned. I was wondering if I could have it then. Just until I my final trip to the internal agony, suffering, hell, screaming and pain.

[John Creeser]

Re: Satans son

I think it is working. I can really feel something changing in my skull. I have trolled. I have sinned. I'm starting to regret what I have done! Oh dear. So intense.

For some reason I'm not convinced

Proverbs 19:9 A false witness shall not be unpunished, and he that speaketh lies shall perish.

Keep it up!

In case of rapture, John Creeser, you state your account will be unmanned. I was wondering if I could have it then. Just until I my final trip to the internal agony, suffering, hell, screaming and pain.

Considering your name is turning awful pink I doubt you'll be around here for much longer. With that said I'm off to make sure all the chores were done today.

Enjoy hell Godmocker!!

[Pastor William Nathaniel Sampson]

Re: Satans son

Yes except that the CEO and the secretary are living breathing people and god is not. He isn't a walking talking human here on earth.

And who are you to be condemning this other person to hell forever? It sounds like you think yourself to be god...since you are passing judgement on someone so harshly.

No one asked you, hippie.

We didn't start it either. This fool came in to troll and will soon be in the trashbin of LBC history just as soon as I'm done lecturing you, girl.

[StormP]

Re: Satans son

Sup man. I'm athiestic too, maybe deist. It's nice to meet a freethinker on here.

[Brother Enoch]

Re: Satans son

Sup man. I'm athiestic too, maybe deist. It's nice to meet a freethinker on here.

While you're freethinking, allow yourself to freely contemplate the possibility of letting Jesus back into your life. I'm sure He misses you.

[peaceandlove420]

Re: Satans son

No one asked you, hippie.

We didn't start it either. This fool came in to troll and will soon be in the trashbin of LBC history just as soon as I'm done lecturing you, girl.

Actually someone did ask me in case you can't read, your "true christian" John Creeser did. So my hippie self answered.

[Pastor William Nathaniel Sampson]

Re: Satans son

Actually someone did ask me in case you can't read, your "true christian" John Creeser did. So my hippie self answered.

Dear unsaved trollop.

Apparently the bong resin has clogged your brain so badly that you cannot remember two pages ago when you responded to brother John for something else he said.

Do try to keep up with us, dear.

[Pastor Ed Lowman]

Re: Satans son

In reference to Peter: holy men were "moved by the holy ghost"...again no reference saying that god himself put pen to paper and wrote it himself.

In reference to Habakkuk: the lord told someone else to write it...AGAIN it is not god himself writing the bible either...every reference you put leans towards someone else interpreting what they think it is that god wants.

FYI: "shooting up the weed" makes absolutely no sense since it cannot be used as an injection

Holy tarnation, harlot!

Does God have to ACTUALLY get up off his throne atop the clouds, set down his holy golden scepter, and COME DOWN HERE and write the Bible to satisfy you in an argument? I think not.

God had his people record it for him and he told them exactly what to say. For some reason, God has always done it this way. He could do anything he wants in a mere thought, but has instead willed that we do it the longer, harder way. We're over it. Now you get over it.

Put down the bong and stop shooting up the weed for JUST long enough to read the scriptures, please.

Pastor Ed

[GenoRg]

Re: Satans son

Seriously... I cant really understand how you can live by the fantasy book called "the bible".. Its written so long ago...
People back then thought that monsters existed and the earth was flat...
So how the fuck can you belive so old tales.

If god exist, why havent he showed him self to us?
What are he hiding for?

And btw there is nogenthing wrong to be a hippie, it must be god who has created hippies?