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  • Bible Student
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    Re: Wondering

    Originally posted by Justinwondering View Post
    Not trying to lay a trap, just trying to understand your form of christianity (although I'm sure you will interject with it is the true form of christianity).

    I guess what has me baffled is why you are choosing to use a bible that has been translated from various languages...why not choose a bible written in Greek? Surely some words have been "lost in translation." Opinions?
    Justwondering, do you speak ancient Hebrew and Koine Greek? Those use to be God's languages because people back then weren't intelligent enough to speak English. Need proof? Tell me how many people other than God could speak English 5000 years ago?

    But as people became smarter they learned how to speak English, God's favorite language.

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  • Didymus Much
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    Re: Wondering

    Originally posted by Josh Blount View Post
    Have you told your wife that you anally rape children on a daily basis?..
    Now, Mr. Blount, it's obvious to me that you have been fortunate enough to avoid prolonged contact with those of the Catholic perversion faith. Sadly, I grew up in Quebekistan, where they are the majority, and am quite familiar with the horrors of a society dominated by Vatican assassins and idolaters.

    As in many societies, rank has it's privileges, and so anal baby rape is reserved for the priesthood. If they all did it, pretty soon there would be no Catholics left, and thus no new babies for the priests to molest. Any young males among their tribes that show such inclinations are quickly removed from the gene pool (ie. sent to seminary). Most often, these inclinations are uncovered by their refusal to indulge in premarital fornication with "sluts" (the female half of the average Catholic elementary school).

    I'm actually quite glad that Justin has realized that the Catholic Church will never get him to Heaven. As for his showing up here still looking for Salvation, the phrase "out of the frying pan and into the fire" comes to mind...

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  • Josh Blount
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    Re: Wondering

    Originally posted by Caythlic Scum
    I'm living in the Baptist part of Texas, but I am practicing Catholic (let the hailstorm begin....). Married a few months ago.
    Have you told your wife that you anally rape children on a daily basis?

    Galatians 5:19 - "Now the works of the flesh are manifest, which are these; Adultery, fornication, uncleanness, lasciviousness,"

    Galatians 5:21 - Envyings, murders, drunkenness, revellings, and such like: of the which I tell you before, as I have also told you in time past, that they which do such things shall not inherit the kingdom of God..

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  • Stephen Hurley
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    Re: Wondering

    Oh Yes Pastor Ezekiel, all Christians are only proven to be real Christians if they're trademarked.. oh how could we all be so blind!

    And Gods bandwidth? You've got to be kidding me? Whats the pricks MSN!?

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  • Jack O'fagan
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    Re: Wondering

    Originally posted by Justinwondering View Post
    See, I knew someone would be nice eventually.



    Very true sir.

    My name is Justin,

    I'm living in the Baptist part of Texas, but I am practicing catholic (let the hailstorm begin....). Married a few months ago. Currently work full time as a cook, and go to school full time. Very conservative.

    Someone posted this forum on another board and I figured I would come in and ask some questions out of curiosity.

    That was my first question though, word for word from the King James bible. Thank you for answering.
    If you have Baptist Churches in your area why would you be a catholic?? Is it due to lack of scriptural knowledge or is it due to a sexual preference that wouldn't be accepted anywhere else? The only good thing the vatican ever did was the persecution of Galileo for his God mocking heliocentric ideas but they even got that wrong in the end and agreed with the so called 'evidence'.

    Throw away your heretical Bible, read the KJV1611 and accept Jesus as your savior before it's too late,

    YIC

    Jack

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  • Pastor Ezekiel
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    Re: Wondering

    If you'd like to find out more about Landover Baptist Church, please read THIS thread created especially for new posters.

    If you have a question, use the "search" function before posting it. Most likely it is being discussed somewhere on this Godly forum. Please don't waste God's precious bandwidth.

    You will keep a respectful tongue in your head whenever addressing your betters, which includes all True Christians™. Failure to do so, or any attempt at inciting debate or mockery of God's Divine Plan, can and will result in the suspension of your posting privileges.

    Your rights on this forum are listed HERE. If you feel that any of these rights have been violated, please don't hesitate to contact a Pastor at once.


    By the way...Papists are not Christians. Read about it HERE.

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  • Justinwondering
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    Re: Wondering

    Originally posted by Pastor William Nathaniel Sampson View Post
    I would say the original Greek would even be better, but not everyone can read Greek.

    The reason for the KJV is that it is most inclusive of canonical scripture. It doesn't leave out a lot of verses that modern translations do.
    See, I knew someone would be nice eventually.

    Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
    Were you aware that this is the INTRODUCTIONS section of the forum?

    Stop with the cleverboy questions and start being polite. Introduce yourself. Tell us about your life, your church, anything. It won't hurt.
    Very true sir.

    My name is Justin,

    I'm living in the Baptist part of Texas, but I am practicing Catholic (let the hailstorm begin....). Married a few months ago. Currently work full time as a cook, and go to school full time. Very conservative.

    Someone posted this forum on another board and I figured I would come in and ask some questions out of curiosity.

    That was my first question though, word for word from the King James bible. Thank you for answering.

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  • Pastor Ezekiel
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    Re: Wondering

    Originally posted by Justwondering View Post
    Not trying to lay a trap, just trying to understand your form of christianity (although I'm sure you will interject with it is the true form of christianity).

    I guess what has me baffled is why you are choosing to use a bible that has been translated from various languages...why not choose a bible written in Greek? Surely some words have been "lost in translation." Opinions?
    Were you aware that this is the INTRODUCTIONS section of the forum?

    Stop with the cleverboy questions and start being polite. Introduce yourself. Tell us about your life, your church, anything. It won't hurt.

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  • Pastor William Nathaniel Sampson
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    Re: Wondering

    I would say the original Greek would even be better, but not everyone can read Greek.

    The reason for the KJV is that it is most inclusive of canonical scripture. It doesn't leave out a lot of verses that modern translations do.

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  • Justinwondering
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    Re: Wondering

    Sorry, let me go back and edit my post. I was refering to your "Pray for Obama Pslam 109:8," in your signiture. Why the attack?

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  • Brother Enoch
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    Re: Wondering

    Originally posted by Justwondering View Post
    Actually saw that bumper sticker the other day with my wife (the one in your signiture).
    I'm pretty sure one of your wives isn't in my signature. Are you on the weed?

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  • Cranky Old Man
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    Re: Wondering

    Originally posted by Justwondering View Post
    Not trying to lay a trap, just trying to understand your form of christianity (although I'm sure you will interject with it is the true form of christianity).

    I guess what has me baffled is why you are choosing to use a bible that has been translated from various languages...why not choose a bible written in Greek? Surely some words have been "lost in translation." Opinions?
    Seven easy ways to tell the True Bible from the false ones

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  • Justinwondering
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    Re: Wondering

    Not trying to lay a trap, just trying to understand your form of christianity (although I'm sure you will interject with it is the true form of christianity).

    I guess what has me baffled is why you are choosing to use a bible that has been translated from various languages...why not choose a bible written in Greek? Surely some words have been "lost in translation." Opinions?

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  • Justinwondering
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    Re: Wondering

    Originally posted by Brother Enoch View Post
    Yoobetcha! As Sister Sarah Palin would say.

    I can't wait to see what nifty trap you've laid for us.
    Actually saw that bumper sticker the other day with my wife (the one in your signiture)....to which we were like great, thats gotta be a positive verse. To our suprise it was the opposite

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  • Brother Enoch
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    Re: Wondering

    Originally posted by Justwondering View Post
    Which version of the King James Bible?
    The one Jesus wrote. Next question?

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