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    Skull-Kid wants to waste your time

    Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
    Well as you both know, my position has always been that the only way to create a new generation of patriotic young Americans is to start more wars around the globe. We need to put these kids out in the field sending unsaved scum to hell in Jesus' name. More hand-to-hand combat will awaken their loyalty for the GOP; those high-tech weapons systems just make our soldiers fat and lazy.

    Let's set a few thousand Marines loose on the Godless gooks in North Korea. Let's unleash our Godly wrath on the People's Republic of Canada; we can use their delicious glaciers for hand hewn ice cubes in our Bourbon. Why not send the Japs to hell where they belong? GWB went in and finished the war that his daddy dropped the ball on, I say it's high time we finished up WW2 and display the demon emperor of Japan's head on a pike in Tokyo.

    The only way to make all this happen is to elect officials who will repeal that limp-wristed U.S. Constitution and enshrine the Holy KJV Bible as the law of the land! GLORY!!
    Fool, only tools use the KJV. Don't speak ridiculous things like that. The original Hebrew and Greek is the only way to go.
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    Re: How can we get young people to become republicans?

    Originally posted by Skull_Kid View Post
    Fool, only tools use the KJV. Don't speak ridiculous things like that. The original Hebrew and Greek is the only way to go.
    We do not tolerate such blasphemy on our Godly forum. True Christians™ are not "fools," and if you know anything about the Holy Bible, then you would know what God says about calling others a fool.

    Matthew 5:22
    Whosoever shall say, Thou fool, shall be in danger of hell fire.

    Keep it up and you'll be banned.
    Who Will Jesus Damn?

    Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

    Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

    Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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    • #3
      Re: How can we get young people to become republicans?

      Originally posted by Skull_Kid View Post
      Fool, only tools use the KJV. Don't speak ridiculous things like that. The original Hebrew and Greek is the only way to go.
      I note that you posted in God's Great American Language rather than some devilish code like, er... I don't know, er... say, Hebrew or Greek.

      You may have a spark of goodness in you but I fear that the devil is doing his best to extinguish it.
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