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Hey, I'm just a typical Canadian hockey fan living in Toronto and living my life for Jesus.
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Toronto? How are you're Canadians doing? You know all the best Hockey teams are from the USA right? I'm actually from the State that invented hockey; Kentucky.Originally posted by leafnut24 View Post
Now that you're here, please tell us how came to find Jesus, what Church you attend and your favorite Bible verse.
Yours in Christ,
John.-Every young man's battle - PORN AND MASTURBATION![/SIZE]
-DISOWN your ATHEIST children - just like this good mother did!!
-FINALLY!! Some rights for the rapists!!
-There is no such thing as animal abuse!!
-Pregnancy through RAPE is a GIFT from God
-Keep the Fags out of the Boy Scouts!!
-WIVES!! Stay in your abusive relationship!
STOP, DROP & ROLL DOESN'T WORK IN HELL!!!!
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Hockey fans are retards. Christ hates retards. Go drool somewhere else.Originally posted by leafnut24 View PostComment
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Hey, you can't blame yourself like that. It's what you were raised with, immersed in that culture. So deeply ingrained in every aspect of daily life, it's no wonder you've held onto those cherished beliefs, beaten into you since childhood, if not infancy...Originally posted by leafnut24 View Post
...that the Leafs ever have a chance of winning another Cup! HA!
Personally, I think the Rapture is more likely.
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Fine thanks.How are you're Canadians doing
Yes, you are right there. I've always kind of been a Boston Bruin fan on the side of being a Leaf fan.You know all the best Hockey teams are from the USA right
I was born into a family that believed in Jesus. I attend a Baptist chruch. My favourite Bible verse.tell us how came to find Jesus, what Church you attend and your favorite Bible verse.
"For God so loved the world that he gave his one and only Son, that whoever believes in him shall not perish but have eternal life." John 3:16
Prove it.Hockey fans are retards
As much as I love the Leafs, I think you're right.that the Leafs ever have a chance of winning another Cup! HA!
Personally, I think the Rapture is more likely
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Welcome to God's favorite online website internet forums! I just KNOW he's guided you here with a plan for your life. Tell us a little more about yourself. Are you married? Do you have any sons? How old are they? What kind of sports do they play? Do you have diving or swim teams up there in Canada?
Also, if you ever consider escaping to freedom, let us know. I'd be thrilled to arrange safe passage for your boys. They can live here with me until you are able to cross over. They'll be like my little Caboose on the Canadian Underground Railroad! Hallalujah! I KNEW He led you here for a reason!
Swimming In A Deep Red Pool Of Christ's Blood Of Salvation,
Harry LesterSlathered in the Fresh Hot Blood of the Infant Christ,-Youth Minister Harry Lester
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How many times have you been raped by French queers?
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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Nope, no wives or kids to keep in line. The job of sports broadcasting takes me all over the wonderful country of America. So I wouldn't have enough time to make sure my family isn't falling into the devils hands.Are you married? Do you have any sons? How old are they?
None. Yet. They haven't been easy to avoid, those crazy Montreal Canadian moron fans are always looking to do that.How many times have you been raped by French queers?
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