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I'M SATAN YOU GODLY MOTHERFUCKERS
I AM A RETARDED TEENAGER WHO WANTS TO SHOCK YOU BUT I DON'T KNOW ANY ORIGINAL WAYS TO DO SO.
HELP?
HELP?
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Re: I'M SATAN YOU GODLY MOTHERpiffleERS
Honestly, I don't know of any ways. We always get some self-assured teenager who makes a post claiming that he is Satan who, for some reason, thinks that's going to scare us or at least shock us in bewilderment. After running an internet forum for a number of years, we've seen our share of simpletons who all do the same modus operandi, and it's actually really sad to realize just how uncreative and dull the current generation is. To know that these are the leaders of tomorrow....God help us. -
SO I'M SATAN
I DON'T GIVE A [CENSORED] ABOUT YOUR CENSORS
YOU SEE HOW [CENSORED] EASY IT ISComment
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Re: I'M SATAN YOU GODLY MOTHERpiffleERS
Well, you could try Jesus, but you would have to be intelligent enough to understand the meaning of His temporary sacrifice, and I don't know if that approach would suit you or not. You might want to cut your losses and enjoy yourself as much as possible before you inevitably wake up in Hell on the receiving end of Satan's barbed and serrated tallywacker, getting your intestines perpetually deep fried in his sizzling six hundred degree demon semen. To be honest, I don't know what I would do if I was in your position. Sorry I can't be of more help.Originally posted by Demonic View PostThe Only Real Climate Change Will be Hell!
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Friend,Originally posted by Demonic View Post
We know been a teen can be rough, have you tried relaxing to some soothing Pat Boon music?
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Re: I'M SATAN YOU GODLY MOTHERpiffleERS
Was that demonic or just moronic?This church is dedicated to preaching True Christianity™ and the King James Bible exactly as they are, with no alterations to make them more politically correct for modern liberals. If you think that we've misquoted or twisted Scripture or quoted any verse out of context, please explain in detail how we've done so. Otherwise, if what you read on this site offends you, then you're offended by Almighty God and His Word, not by us.
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Who is this? Eminem? I fail to be surprised if it is.Originally posted by Demonic View Post
Romans 12:9 Let love be without dissimulation. Abhor that which is evil; cleave to that which is good.
1 Peter 2:15-16 For so is the will of God, that with well-doing ye should put to silence the ignorance of foolish men: as free, and not using your liberty for a cloak of maliciousness, but as servants of God.Comment
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You should try and tell us something at least half-witty; that would shock us to no end.Originally posted by Demonic View Post
YiC, DUHAsk not what your Lord can do for you. Ask what you can do for your Lord.
... your choice entirely (Matthew 12:30)Comment
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Re: I'M SATAN YOU GODLY MOTHERFUCKERS
Hello Stan!
You might want to get your keyboard checked out, friend. It keeps spitting out all big letters and poor logic.
Yours in Christ,
Z. Smyth
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Well you could try getting a job and cutting your hair. That would shock me.Originally posted by Demonic View PostWARNING:
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While I try and remain objective during my research in this place, half wit does indeed apply to this one.Originally posted by Dan U. Holier View Postsigpic
“Ignorance more frequently begets confidence than does knowledge: it is those who know little, and not those who know much, who so positively assert that this or that problem will never be solved by science.” Charles Darwin The Descent of Man (1871)
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I’d say he rather qualifies as a dimwit or if I’d use your terms a gene pool drop out.Originally posted by John Scopes View PostAsk not what your Lord can do for you. Ask what you can do for your Lord.
... your choice entirely (Matthew 12:30)Comment
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Welcome Stan. I'd love to hear about your close and personal relationship with your Savior. Please PM me and perhaps we can talk about it.Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.Comment
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Well, based on that outburst I'm ready to renounce Christ and start living the life of a drug-addicted communistic queer.
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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