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I got an infraction for not introducing myself and told to do so, and my other thread disappeared so Hi. I'm sorry for whatever I did before but I don't want any more infractions.
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Only you can see to that. We get so many godless, 14-year-old trolls sending indecent text messages to each other in the back of their parents' mini-vans that we have to enforce some rules about being forthcoming in their participation here.Originally posted by Clover View Post
"And this is the condemnation, that light is come into the world, and men loved darkness rather than light, because their deeds were evil. For every one that doeth evil hateth the light, neither cometh to the light, lest his deeds should be reproved." (John 3:19-20)
Welcome...I guess.
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So are you going to introduce yourself or am I supposed to sit here all night?Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.Comment
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Which branch of satan's army do you work for, princess?
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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Well, first off I'm 17, and Christian. My family is Catholic but I'm no specific denomination. Maybe some Catholi leanings. I've always gone to Baptist churches since they're more common where I live. I read the NIV bible but I might get a KJV1611 sometime soon.
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Cloven,
Are you a young man? If you aren't, do you have your husband's permission to be here?
If you are a young man, please describe yourself in detail. Leave nothing to the imagination, as God has little tolerance for beating around filthy little bushes. Be especially detailed in describing your most shameful sins, no matter how graphic or lust filled. God wants to shower away the evil from your body, even if it must be beaten off of you. Go on, young man. Get it all out for us to see.
Splashing In The Crimson Love Of Christ's Blood,
Harry LesterSlathered in the Fresh Hot Blood of the Infant Christ,-Youth Minister Harry Lester
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No, I'm a female and I don't have a husband because I'm 17 years old getting ready to go to college. Even when I do get married I don't see why I'd need permission to do anything let alone be here. That's kinda strange IMO
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Also, why is my user title on this site "Unsaved Trash, Teenaged Pervert" ??
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Because the Bible says so, whore!Originally posted by Cloven View PostNo, I'm a female and I don't have a husband because I'm 17 years old getting ready to go to college. Even when I do get married I don't see why I'd need permission to do anything let alone be here. That's kinda strange IMO
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1 Corinthians 11:3
But I would have you know, that the head of every man is Christ; and the head of the woman is the man; and the head of Christ is God.
Because that's what you are!Originally posted by Cloven View Post
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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Welcome to the friendliest forum on the Internet, Cloven!
I'm a little concerned about your user name, though. I certainly hope this is not a reference to Satan's cloven hooves?
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Are you cloven due to your feet or is it a nickname you got due to your face?Originally posted by Cloven View Post
You do know, catlicks are not Chrsitians, God tells us so.
Why Roman Catholic Papists Are NOT Christians
I could not wait any longer last night and had to go to bed to be awake when the sun rises to greet baby Jesus.Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.Comment
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Originally posted by Cloven View PostNo, I'm a female and I don't have a husband because I'm 17 years old getting ready to go to college. Even when I do get married I don't see why I'd need permission to do anything let alone be here. That's kinda strange IMO
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Now listen up, little missy, God wants you to obey your husband, but before you are married you must obey your father as well. It says so pretty clearly in a little Book of the Bible called Deuteronomy.
Deuteronomy 21:18-21 tells in in clear detail that children who disobey their father are to be put to death. Please read God's instructions and follow them. That is why you call yourself a Christian, isn't it? Because you want to obey God's will, right?
Let's start today. Gather up all the boys in your neighborhood, refer them to our free Christian Men For Christian Boys Bear Cub Bible Retreat. After a thorough and deep examination of the candidates, we'll let you know which one is best suited for a God approved heterosexual marriage. Then you can get married and then ask your husband if it's OK for you to go to college (spoiler alert: it's not). Your father will finally be so proud of you! Sing Hallelujah In His Holy Name!
Bathed In The Flowing Blood Of The Tiny Infant Savior,
Harry Lester
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My name was Clover until someone changed it to Cloven And there's no reason to get married at 17.
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Peoples names do not 'magically' change.Originally posted by Cloven View Post
There is good reason to get married before you are 17.
Do you want your womb to dry up? Do you want to make Jesus cry every time a potential son is deposited on you white linens in the menstrahut? You have an obligation to generate as many sons as possible for God, failing to do so is the same as spitting in his face. Do you relish the idea of your saliva upon His chin?Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.Comment
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I never said names magically change, I said someone changed my name. "generate as many sons as possible" wth?? Seriously? People can have daughters too, you know.
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