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  • #16
    Re: Hello Again

    Originally posted by Cloven View Post
    People can have daughters too, you know.
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    I have given all of my daughters up for adoption. They are useless, given that I already have a wife to run the kitchen. I am not planning on opening a bed and breakfast. Plus, they bleed all over the place.
    The Only Real Climate Change Will be Hell!

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    • #17
      Re: Hello Again

      Yeah, thats nice of you.
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      • #18
        Re: Hello Again

        Originally posted by Cloven View Post
        Yeah, thats nice of you.
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        Brother Bobbby-Joe is very understanding. I am sure he is pleased by your complement
        Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
        Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
        Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
        Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
        Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
        Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.

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        • #19
          Re: Hello Again

          Originally posted by Cloven View Post
          I never said names magically change, I said someone changed my name. "generate as many sons as possible" wth?? Seriously? People can have daughters too, you know.
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          Yes, we know. Life is sometimes quite harsh but I suppose we need somewhere to put the next lot of babies.
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          Isaiah 34:6 The sword of the LORD is filled with blood, it is made fat with fatness, and with the blood of lambs and goats, with the fat of the kidneys of rams: for the LORD hath a sacrifice in Bozrah, and a great slaughter in the land of Idumea.

          John 5:46,47 For had ye believed Moses, ye would have believed me: for he wrote of me. But if ye believe not his writings, how shall ye believe my words?

          Join me in scoffing at backwards Muslims clinging to their beliefs in the face of the evidence!
          The truth about volcanos
          Sex and debauchery in public schools
          Faith wins over science (explained for even the very stupid)
          God Cures AIDS - GLORY!
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          • #20
            Re: Hello Again

            umm, It wasn't a compliment. If any of you are even serious about half of what you believe then you really need some mental help. Now.
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            • #21
              Re: Hello Again

              Originally posted by Cloven View Post
              umm, It wasn't a compliment. If any of you are even serious about half of what you believe then you really need some mental help. Now.
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              I do not follow you. How is being Biblically correct not a good, Godly way of life? If you think someone stated something that is not backed up by the Word of God(r) as written in the KJV, please, post a reference to it. We certainly do not cotton to wild comments.
              Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
              Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
              Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
              Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
              Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
              Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.

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              • #22
                Re: Hello Again

                So you are an expert psychologist ?

                You seem to have a lost a bit too much blood during this monthly "cycle". There is a forum in this Godly place that deals specifically with your issue.

                Originally posted by Cloven View Post
                umm, It wasn't a compliment. If any of you are even serious about half of what you believe then you really need some mental help. Now.
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                 Leviticus 26:27-29

                27 And if ye will not for all this hearken unto me, but walk contrary unto me;
                28 Then I will walk contrary unto you also in fury; and I, even I, will chastise you seven times for your sins.
                29 And ye shall eat the flesh of your sons, and the flesh of your daughters shall ye eat.

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                • #23
                  Re: Hello Again

                  No, but I am taking a Psychology class. It doesn't take a expert to know your beliefs are insane. It just takes common sense. I've been in hospitals for my own mental stabilization, and have met some crazy people there but none of them are as crazy as you all.
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                  • #24
                    Re: Hello Again

                    Originally posted by Cloven View Post
                    No, but I am taking a Psychology class. It doesn't take a expert to know your beliefs are insane. It just takes common sense. I've been in hospitals for my own mental stabilization, and have met some crazy people there but none of them are as crazy as you all.
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                    How long were you hospitalized?
                    Did they finally let you out when you accepted Jesus Christ as your Personal Savior(c)?
                    Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
                    Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
                    Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
                    Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
                    Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
                    Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.

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                    • #25
                      Re: Hello Again

                      Originally posted by Cloven View Post
                      No, but I am taking a Psychology class. It doesn't take a expert to know your beliefs are insane. It just takes common sense. I've been in hospitals for my own mental stabilization, and have met some crazy people there but none of them are as crazy as you all.
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                      Exactly how long has it been since you went off your meds, and is your doctor aware of this?
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                      • #26
                        Re: Hello Again

                        I was hospitalized for 3 months total. I've been off medication for over a year. My discharge was according to my psychiatrist and progress made while there, it had nothing to do with accepting Jesus as that has nothing to do with mental health.
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                        • #27
                          Re: Hello Again

                          Originally posted by Cloven View Post
                          I was hospitalized for 3 months total. I've been off medication for over a year. My discharge was according to my psychiatrist and progress made while there, it had nothing to do with accepting Jesus as that has nothing to do with mental health.
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                          Wow, you are really delusional. Luke makes it abundantly clear that Jesus is the antidote to insanity:

                          Luke 8:35

                          Then they went out to see what was done; and came to Jesus, and found the man, out of whom the devils were departed, sitting at the feet of Jesus, clothed, and in his right mind: and they were afraid.
                          I suggest you take the Jesus cure NOW, lest you slide further into mental illness.
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                          • #28
                            Re: Hello Again

                            Ok, what's the "Jesus cure"? I'm not delusional and never have been
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                            • #29
                              Re: Hello Again

                              Originally posted by Cloven View Post
                              Ok, what's the "Jesus cure"?
                              1. Confess your sins to Jesus, tell Him you're sorry, and beg Him to take control of your miserable, worthless life.

                              2. Get baptized by Baptist preacher.

                              3. Read 1611 KJV Bible from cover to cover.

                              I'm not delusional and never have been
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                              Please refer to your own previous statements. I'm sure you'll agree that your own words have proven beyond any doubt that you are delusional.
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                              • #30
                                Re: Hello Again

                                Originally posted by Cloven View Post
                                I was hospitalized for 3 months total. I've been off medication for over a year. My discharge was according to my psychiatrist and progress made while there, it had nothing to do with accepting Jesus as that has nothing to do with mental health.
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                                I suspect very little has anything to do with you 'mental health'.

                                You need to get back to doing the Box Step with Jesus.
                                Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
                                Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
                                Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
                                Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
                                Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
                                Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.

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