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  • HenryLeeDuke
    • Dec 2011
    • 3

    #1

    Clinched from the jaws of Hell!

    Hello brothers and sisters,

    Until only recently I was none but a liberal, sissyfooting good-for-nothing who spent time watching National Geographic and TLC. That is, of course, until I found a Chick Tract wedged in between the pages of a months-old copy of Newsweek at the dentist's office that totally convicted me of my awful, shameful, innumerable sins against our precious Lord and Saviour.

    Now, I'm born of the water and the spirit, and I've left all the hellbound trash that once polluted my life (so-called "friends" and "family") and joined the precious chosen of the LORD.

    Glory!
  • John Creeser
    Warning: In case of Rapture, this account will be unmanned.
     
    • Aug 2009
    • 7248

    #2
    Re: Clinched from the jaws of Hell!

    Originally posted by HenryLeeDuke View Post
    Hello brothers and sisters,

    Until only recently I was none but a liberal, sissyfooting good-for-nothing who spent time watching National Geographic and TLC. That is, of course, until I found a Chick Tract wedged in between the pages of a months-old copy of Newsweek at the dentist's office that totally convicted me of my awful, shameful, innumerable sins against our precious Lord and Saviour.

    Now, I'm born of the water and the spirit, and I've left all the hellbound trash that once polluted my life (so-called "friends" and "family") and joined the precious chosen of the LORD.

    Glory!
    A cautious welcome friend. Please continue your introduction and tell us what version of the Bible do you read from? Favorite verse? Do you believe the Old Testament is still valid today?

    In Christ,

    John
    -Every young man's battle - PORN AND MASTURBATION![/SIZE]
    -DISOWN your ATHEIST children - just like this good mother did!!

    -FINALLY!! Some rights for the rapists!!
    -There is no such thing as animal abuse!!
    -Pregnancy through RAPE is a GIFT from God
    -Keep the Fags out of the Boy Scouts!!
    -WIVES!! Stay in your abusive relationship!

    STOP, DROP & ROLL DOESN'T WORK IN HELL!!!!


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    • HenryLeeDuke
      • Dec 2011
      • 3

      #3
      Re: Clinched from the jaws of Hell!

      Why, none other than the actual Word of God, the 1611 King James Bible, written in God's own English.

      To argue the Old Testament isn't valid today is to say that God and Jesus approve of all the abominable acts that today's perverts, homers, communists, derelicts, and social vermin indulge in. God's disgust for these wicked people, to their very rotten core, is unchanging, just as He is unchanging!


      'The Lord is a man of war; Yahweh is his name.' – Exodus 15:3

      Our God isn't a God of sissies, he's a God of MEN!

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      • Didymus Much
        Unsaved trash, Arrogant Atheist Dick
        • Jun 2010
        • 14079

        #4
        Re: Clinched from the jaws of Hell!

        Originally posted by HenryLeeDuke View Post
        Why, none other than the actual Word of God, the 1611 King James Bible, written in God's own English...

        ...'The Lord is a man of war; Yahweh is his name.' – Exodus 15:3...
        But the KJV says: Exodus 15:3 "The LORD is a man of war: the LORD is his name."

        The 1611 version says: "The Lord is a man of warre: the Lord is his Name."

        Which Bible are you referring to? I can't find that phrasing in any of mine (I admit I only checked 16 different ones, not the complete list of hundreds of different versions of God's Perfect and Unchangeable Word).

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        • John Creeser
          Warning: In case of Rapture, this account will be unmanned.
           
          • Aug 2009
          • 7248

          #5
          Re: Clinched from the jaws of Hell!

          Originally posted by HenryLeeDuke View Post
          Why, none other than the actual Word of God, the 1611 King James Bible, written in God's own English.

          To argue the Old Testament isn't valid today is to say that God and Jesus approve of all the abominable acts that today's perverts, homers, communists, derelicts, and social vermin indulge in. God's disgust for these wicked people, to their very rotten core, is unchanging, just as He is unchanging!


          'The Lord is a man of war; Yahweh is his name.' – Exodus 15:3

          Our God isn't a God of sissies, he's a God of MEN!
          Maybe you are over excited friend and made a slight error when quoting scripture.

          In my KJV it reads;

          3The LORD is a man of war: the LORD is his name.

          Remember we do not add to nor diminish the Word of God.

          Deuteronomy 4:2 Ye shall not add unto the word which I command you, neither shall ye diminish ought from it, that ye may keep the commandments of the LORD your God which I command you.

          Deuteronomy 12:32 What thing soever I command you, observe to do it: thou shalt not add thereto, nor diminish from it.

          With that said you seem to have your heart in the right place. Just watch the scripture from here on in.
          -Every young man's battle - PORN AND MASTURBATION![/SIZE]
          -DISOWN your ATHEIST children - just like this good mother did!!

          -FINALLY!! Some rights for the rapists!!
          -There is no such thing as animal abuse!!
          -Pregnancy through RAPE is a GIFT from God
          -Keep the Fags out of the Boy Scouts!!
          -WIVES!! Stay in your abusive relationship!

          STOP, DROP & ROLL DOESN'T WORK IN HELL!!!!


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          • Eternal Flame
            Forum Member
            Forum Member
            • Nov 2011
            • 68

            #6
            Re: Clinched from the jaws of Hell!

            Originally posted by HenryLeeDuke View Post
            Why, none other than the actual Word of God, the 1611 King James Bible, written in God's own English.

            To argue the Old Testament isn't valid today is to say that God and Jesus approve of all the abominable acts that today's perverts, homers, communists, derelicts, and social vermin indulge in. God's disgust for these wicked people, to their very rotten core, is unchanging, just as He is unchanging!


            'The Lord is a man of war; Yahweh is his name.' – Exodus 15:3

            Our God isn't a God of sissies, he's a God of MEN!
            That sounds like the joo bible.
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            Deuteronomy 31:6
            Be strong and courageous. Do not be afraid or terrified because of them, for the LORD your God goes with you; he will never leave you nor forsake you.

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            • Pastor Ezekiel
              Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
               
              • Sep 2006
              • 78556

              #7
              Re: Clinched from the jaws of Hell!

              Welcome Henry Lee. What church do you attend? Tell us about yourself, and your vile life of depraved sin.

              If you'd like to find out more about Landover Baptist Church, please read THIS thread created especially for new posters.

              If you have a question, use the "search" function before posting it. Most likely it is being discussed somewhere on this Godly forum. Please don't waste God's precious bandwidth.

              You will keep a respectful tongue in your head whenever addressing your betters, which includes all True Christians™. Failure to do so, or any attempt at inciting debate or mockery of God's Divine Plan, can and will result in the suspension of your posting privileges.

              Your rights on this forum are listed HERE. If you feel that any of these rights have been violated, please don't hesitate to contact a Pastor at once.
              Who Will Jesus Damn?

              Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

              Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

              Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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              • Rev. M. Rodimer
                Honorary True Christian™
                Forum Member
                • May 2008
                • 13996

                #8
                Re: Clinched from the jaws of Hell!

                Originally posted by Eternal Flame View Post
                That sounds like the joo bible.
                Perhaps you would like to rephrase that. Maybe something like, "That sounds like the perfect Word of God!"

                Bible boring? Nonsense!
                Try Bible in a Year with Brother V, or join Shirlee and the kids as they discuss Real Bible Stories!
                You can't be a Christian if you don't know God's Word!

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                • Voll_EQ
                  Forum Member
                  • Jan 2011
                  • 152

                  #9
                  Re: Clinched from the jaws of Hell!

                  After some investigation on http://www.biblegateway.com i found it, it is from the "New Living Translation" wich ofcourse is a fake Bible

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