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  • cheesynibbles
    Confirmed Enemy of God
    • Dec 2011
    • 25

    #1

    Hi! Lets be friends ;) ;)

    Hello there my name is cheesynibbles, but you can call me cheesy. I'd like to contribute to different threads and hope I get things right. . So... that's me guys...
  • John Creeser
    Warning: In case of Rapture, this account will be unmanned.
     
    • Aug 2009
    • 7248

    #2
    Re: Hi! Lets be friends

    Originally posted by cheesynibbles View Post
    Hello there my name is cheesynibbles, but you can call me cheesy. I'd like to contribute to different threads and hope I get things right. . So... that's me guys...
    Dear friend, I guess you didn't read this (right above you).

    The introduction forum Attention Unsaved Trash: This the ONLY subforum you can start threads in. Here is where you introduce yourself. Tell us what church you go to and what your favorite Bible verse is and how you came to find Jesus.
    Care to try that again?
    -Every young man's battle - PORN AND MASTURBATION![/SIZE]
    -DISOWN your ATHEIST children - just like this good mother did!!

    -FINALLY!! Some rights for the rapists!!
    -There is no such thing as animal abuse!!
    -Pregnancy through RAPE is a GIFT from God
    -Keep the Fags out of the Boy Scouts!!
    -WIVES!! Stay in your abusive relationship!

    STOP, DROP & ROLL DOESN'T WORK IN HELL!!!!


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    • Jack O'fagan
      With faith as immovable as the Earth
      True Christian™
      • Feb 2011
      • 4836

      #3
      Re: Hi! Lets be friends

      Originally posted by cheesynibbles View Post
      Hello there my name is cheesynibbles, but you can call me cheesy. I'd like to contribute to different threads and hope I get things right. . So... that's me guys...
      Try again. The simple instructions are above.
      Genesis 22:2 And he said, Take now thy son, thine only son Isaac, whom thou lovest, and get thee into the land of Moriah; and offer him there for a burnt offering upon one of the mountains which I will tell thee of.

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      I know God wouldn't let me believe in Him if He didn't exist.

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      • cheesynibbles
        Confirmed Enemy of God
        • Dec 2011
        • 25

        #4
        Re: Hi! Lets be friends

        Originally posted by John Creeser View Post
        Dear friend, I guess you didn't read this (right above you).



        Care to try that again?
        Sorry, I sort of didn't read the small print . I'm a Christian and my favorite bible verse is:
        Exodus 14:14 The LORD shall fight for you, and ye shall hold your peace

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        • Jack O'fagan
          With faith as immovable as the Earth
          True Christian™
          • Feb 2011
          • 4836

          #5
          Re: Hi! Lets be friends

          Originally posted by cheesynibbles View Post
          Sorry, I sort of didn't read the small print . I'm a Christian and my favorite bible verse is:
          Exodus 14:14 The LORD shall fight for you, and ye shall hold your peace
          Try again. It really isn't very small 'small print'.
          Genesis 22:2 And he said, Take now thy son, thine only son Isaac, whom thou lovest, and get thee into the land of Moriah; and offer him there for a burnt offering upon one of the mountains which I will tell thee of.

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          I know God wouldn't let me believe in Him if He didn't exist.

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          • Rev. M. Rodimer
            Honorary True Christian™
            Forum Member
            • May 2008
            • 13996

            #6
            Re: Hi! Lets be friends

            Originally posted by cheesynibbles View Post
            Sorry, I sort of didn't read the small print . I'm a Christian and my favorite bible verse is:
            Exodus 14:14 The LORD shall fight for you, and ye shall hold your peace
            OK, so that's one of three things you were asked. Maybe you can understand more as the print gets bigger?

            How about the other two?
            What church do you go to?

            How did you find Jesus?
            Bible boring? Nonsense!
            Try Bible in a Year with Brother V, or join Shirlee and the kids as they discuss Real Bible Stories!
            You can't be a Christian if you don't know God's Word!

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            • John Creeser
              Warning: In case of Rapture, this account will be unmanned.
               
              • Aug 2009
              • 7248

              #7
              Re: Hi! Lets be friends

              Originally posted by cheesynibbles View Post
              Sorry, I sort of didn't read the small print . I'm a Christian and my favorite bible verse is:
              Exodus 14:14 The LORD shall fight for you, and ye shall hold your peace
              What church do you attend? How many soldiers for Christ have you? What are your thoughts on the Old Testament - is it still valid today?
              -Every young man's battle - PORN AND MASTURBATION![/SIZE]
              -DISOWN your ATHEIST children - just like this good mother did!!

              -FINALLY!! Some rights for the rapists!!
              -There is no such thing as animal abuse!!
              -Pregnancy through RAPE is a GIFT from God
              -Keep the Fags out of the Boy Scouts!!
              -WIVES!! Stay in your abusive relationship!

              STOP, DROP & ROLL DOESN'T WORK IN HELL!!!!


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              • cheesynibbles
                Confirmed Enemy of God
                • Dec 2011
                • 25

                #8
                Re: Hi! Lets be friends

                Originally posted by John Creeser View Post
                What are your thoughts on the Old Testament - is it still valid today?
                When Jesus came to earth in the Gospel of Matthew he stated,
                "Do not think that I have come to abolish the Law or the Prophets; I have not come to abolish them but to fulfill them"

                Meaning he did not come to take away from the laws written in the old testament, he merely came to complete or fulfill it

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                • Pastor Isaac Peters
                  Senior Pastor
                  Ex-liberal; converted to True Christianity™
                  Always Biblically correct
                  True Christian™
                  • Sep 2006
                  • 10639

                  #9
                  Re: Hi! Lets be friends

                  Originally posted by cheesynibbles View Post
                  When Jesus came to earth in the Gospel of Matthew he stated,
                  "Do not think that I have come to abolish the Law or the Prophets; I have not come to abolish them but to fulfill them"

                  Meaning he did not come to take away from the laws written in the old testament, he merely came to complete or fulfill it
                  Dear friend:

                  Bible quotes should be from the King James Bible and in context, like this:

                  Matt. 5:17-20 (KJV): Think not that I am come to destroy the law, or the prophets: I am not come to destroy, but to fulfil. For verily I say unto you, Till heaven and earth pass, one jot or one tittle shall in no wise pass from the law, till all be fulfilled. Whosoever therefore shall break one of these least commandments, and shall teach men so, he shall be called the least in the kingdom of heaven: but whosoever shall do and teach [them], the same shall be called great in the kingdom of heaven. For I say unto you, That except your righteousness shall exceed [the righteousness] of the scribes and Pharisees, ye shall in no case enter into the kingdom of heaven.

                  When hippy-dippy false Christians try to argue away the clear meaning of this passage, I like to ask them whether heaven and earth have passed.
                  This church is dedicated to preaching True Christianity™ and the King James Bible exactly as they are, with no alterations to make them more politically correct for modern liberals. If you think that we've misquoted or twisted Scripture or quoted any verse out of context, please explain in detail how we've done so. Otherwise, if what you read on this site offends you, then you're offended by Almighty God and His Word, not by us.

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                  • Jack O'fagan
                    With faith as immovable as the Earth
                    True Christian™
                    • Feb 2011
                    • 4836

                    #10
                    Re: Hi! Lets be friends

                    Originally posted by cheesynibbles View Post
                    When Jesus came to earth in the Gospel of Matthew he stated,
                    "Do not think that I have come to abolish the Law or the Prophets; I have not come to abolish them but to fulfill them"

                    Meaning he did not come to take away from the laws written in the old testament, he merely came to complete or fulfill it
                    Followed by Matthew 5:18For verily I say unto you, Till heaven and earth pass, one jot or one tittle shall in no wise pass from the law, till all be fulfilled.

                    So you agree that since heaven and earth are still here then the Law stands?

                    YIC

                    Jack
                    Genesis 22:2 And he said, Take now thy son, thine only son Isaac, whom thou lovest, and get thee into the land of Moriah; and offer him there for a burnt offering upon one of the mountains which I will tell thee of.

                    sigpic

                    I know God wouldn't let me believe in Him if He didn't exist.

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                    • John Creeser
                      Warning: In case of Rapture, this account will be unmanned.
                       
                      • Aug 2009
                      • 7248

                      #11
                      Re: Hi! Lets be friends

                      Originally posted by cheesynibbles View Post
                      When Jesus came to earth in the Gospel of Matthew he stated,
                      "Do not think that I have come to abolish the Law or the Prophets; I have not come to abolish them but to fulfill them"

                      Meaning he did not come to take away from the laws written in the old testament, he merely came to complete or fulfill it
                      I'm sure you meant to quote from the KJV?

                      Think not that I am come to destroy the law, or the prophets: I am not come to destroy, but to fulfill.
                      You really need to throw whatever version you are using now into the garbage. Stop playing with your immortal soul.

                      Please only quote from the King James version of the Bible.
                      -Every young man's battle - PORN AND MASTURBATION![/SIZE]
                      -DISOWN your ATHEIST children - just like this good mother did!!

                      -FINALLY!! Some rights for the rapists!!
                      -There is no such thing as animal abuse!!
                      -Pregnancy through RAPE is a GIFT from God
                      -Keep the Fags out of the Boy Scouts!!
                      -WIVES!! Stay in your abusive relationship!

                      STOP, DROP & ROLL DOESN'T WORK IN HELL!!!!


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                      • cheesynibbles
                        Confirmed Enemy of God
                        • Dec 2011
                        • 25

                        #12
                        Re: Hi! Lets be friends

                        Originally posted by Jack O'fagan View Post
                        Followed by Matthew 5:18For verily I say unto you, Till heaven and earth pass, one jot or one tittle shall in no wise pass from the law, till all be fulfilled.

                        So you agree that since heaven and earth are still here then the Law stands?

                        YIC

                        Jack
                        Yes

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                        • SUV
                          True Christian™ Princess
                          The Driving Force behind RA12
                          Have at it, anytime!
                          • Sep 2006
                          • 11027

                          #13
                          Re: Hi! Lets be friends

                          Oh.My.Dear.Christ.On.The.Cross: "cheesynibbles"

                          You know what this means, don't you, Landover True Christians? RA11 ("Rat Attack 2011") is on the way Right at this very instant!

                          RUN! REPENT! CHRISTMAS SHOP while you are still able! THEY ARE COMING TO GET YOU!!!




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                          • cheesynibbles
                            Confirmed Enemy of God
                            • Dec 2011
                            • 25

                            #14
                            Re: Hi! Lets be friends

                            Originally posted by John Creeser View Post
                            I'm sure you meant to quote from the KJV?



                            You really need to throw whatever version you are using now into the garbage. Stop playing with your immortal soul.

                            Please only quote from the King James version of the Bible.
                            I don't get it? Is it a joke???

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                            • Pastor Isaac Peters
                              Senior Pastor
                              Ex-liberal; converted to True Christianity™
                              Always Biblically correct
                              True Christian™
                              • Sep 2006
                              • 10639

                              #15
                              Re: Hi! Lets be friends

                              Originally posted by cheesynibbles View Post
                              I don't get it? Is it a joke???
                              We would never joke about such a serious matter. Please see this thread.
                              This church is dedicated to preaching True Christianity™ and the King James Bible exactly as they are, with no alterations to make them more politically correct for modern liberals. If you think that we've misquoted or twisted Scripture or quoted any verse out of context, please explain in detail how we've done so. Otherwise, if what you read on this site offends you, then you're offended by Almighty God and His Word, not by us.

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