Just being me

[anna_the_viking]

I was born a cold december night long time ago.
I am Swedish. I dont think i laught so hard in my life beore as when i read the thread. Why god hates sweden.

I am sure you guys will kick me out because i corrected the 10 things "god" is supposed to hate. severall o them was wrong. and i mean the wrong country wrong.

FYI Astrid Lindgren is Swedish! RIP

Vikings found America. Vikings came from Sweden. Therefore America is a part of sweden. So if god hates sweden it must mean he hates all ppl in the US of A too. RIGHT!!!

Well i do not belive in god. I belvie in the human spirit and in ghosts and in being born again in another life.


XOXO Anna

[James Hutchins]

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Welcome Anna, how many illiterate sons have slid from your blubber for Jesus?

[Mary Etheldreda]

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So...do you think there's a ghost right now standing over your shoulder watching you type on the computer?

creeeepy

[John Creeser]

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Another delusional swiss retard. Move along kid

[Didymus Much]

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...Vikings found America. Vikings came from Sweden. Therefore America is a part of sweden...

Vikings found Newfoundland, not America (don't worry, Columbus didn't either).

Have you ever been to Newfoundland? Do you want it back? Make an offer and we'll talk, k?

[James Hutchins]

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I think the problem is all the swish meat balls those people eat. It fogs their brains. The should be eating super sized Big Mac meals!

[VictoryOS]

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For a nation of liberal hippies, I'm surprised they're not all vegetarians!

[James Hutchins]

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Vikings found Newfoundland, not America (don't worry, Columbus didn't either).

Have you ever been to Newfoundland? Do you want it back? Make an offer and we'll talk, k?

Hasn't it always been there ever since God created the Earth? How can someone 'find' something that was never lost or non-existent?

[Alphonse Alban]

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Hasn't it always been there ever since God created the Earth? How can someone 'find' something that was never lost or non-existent?

Poor thing does not know any better, so she probably thought that there were no people in America before Americans claimed the lands back to God. Can't blame her, education level of swiss is notoriously poor.

Let us educate her. Injuns were put in America by God long before Denmarkian vikings tried to run away as far as possible from Sweden.

Genesis 11:9 Therefore is the name of it called Babel; because the LORD did there confound the language of all the earth: and from thence did the LORD scatter them abroad upon the face of all the earth.

[SayvedByTheLord]

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Poor thing does not know any better, so she probably thought that there were no people in America before Americans claimed the lands back to God. Can't blame her, education level of swiss is notoriously poor.

Let us educate her. Injuns were put in America by God long before Denmarkian vikings tried to run away as far as possible from Sweden.

Genesis 11:9 Therefore is the name of it called Babel; because the LORD did there confound the language of all the earth: and from thence did the LORD scatter them abroad upon the face of all the earth.

She probably does not realize that when God created the earth the He made Sweden the direct portal to Hell. Brother Alban I did not know they had schools of any kind there, thank you for for your clarification.

[anna_the_viking]

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Poor thing does not know any better, so she probably thought that there were no people in America before Americans claimed the lands back to God. Can't blame her, education level of swiss is notoriously poor.

If the education level of swden is so poor. how come i know the differance between swiss and swedes... two different countries. sweden is in the northern europe and swiss (switzerland) is in the middle of the big continent of europe.

Then i do know that there were ppl in the americas long before vikings or columbus re found it. I am not stupied. i was just trying to make a point.

[anna_the_viking]

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Welcome Anna, how many illiterate sons have slid from your blubber for Jesus?

None. I have no children. I'm waiting for that special someone before i do something i'll regret. so all swedes are not sex crazy maniacs..

[anna_the_viking]

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So...do you think there's a ghost right now standing over your shoulder watching you type on the computer?

creeeepy

Question. Is it not so that the holy ghost is all around too?

Does not god see everything that is being done. is it not creepy too then? I do belive that the human spirit will go on living after the body dies.

If the spirit goes on to another life and are reborn or goes to a "heaven" or stays behind and watching over the lovedonce he/she left behind, i do not know. but i belive that when we die, we dont seace to exist.


And i do appologice for my poor spelling and grammar. English is not my first language.

[anna_the_viking]

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I have a question for you who seem to know the bible a lot better then i do.

When did the first humans arrive on this planet? And where did they come from?

Is it not so that if we all evolved from adam and eve, we are all related?

[James Hutchins]

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None. I have no children. I'm waiting for that special someone before i do something i'll regret. so all swedes are not sex crazy maniacs..

Do you think Jesus is 'special'?

You previously said you do not love God, now that is something I assure you, you will regret. At some point in your life you are going to die. No question.
Whether due to your own disgusting sinning or the Lords divine will, you are dead. Instantly your soul begin falling towards the black abyss above Hell. The falling seems eternal as you gather speed and the heat begins to grow. Then you notice a red dot below you growing larger by the second, this is the Lake in the center of Hell. It is the brightest point in Hell therefore it is visible for a great distance. Keep in mind that the farther you fall, the further from Christ you are.
As you gain speed and the flames become apparent you may wonder how you can stop this from happening. The answer is simple. It's too late and you can't, you're doomed. Your soul is damned and it WILL happen. The temperature is now approaching the unbearable limit as your flesh begins to smoulder and ignite and you continue to build speed as you plummet toward the now visible boiling Lake of Fire. You can almost make out individual souls thrashing in the magma with your flaming eyesockets. Soon you will join them, your terror mounts as your screams become gargled with the stench of Hells evil smell. The heat becomes excruciating as you notice your skin peeling away and your bones becoming visible and black. Flaming and screaming in anguish, you splashdown into the acidic brimstone of Satans Lake at around 250 MPH. You are instantly vaporized and reformed as a tormented soul writhing in absolute terror in the deafening depths of the Lake that Burns Eternal. The pain is beyond comprehension as you gnash your teeth so hard they shatter in your mouth. Satan periodically plucks you from the flames to savagely rape repeatedly and casually tosses you to his infernal minions to rip apart and rape at will, only to be reformed and have this scenario repeated...over and over and over, forever. .
Is it still funny mocking our mission to Save your soul? We want you to enjoy Heaven and eternal praise and worship at the feet of our Saviour the Lord Jesus Christ.

Unless you are Saved™ by Jesus Christ and His Holy website and favorite church, Landover Baptist, there is no other way to avoid this.