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    Hello! My name is Terri and I just wanted to hang out with some other Lovers of the Lord. I was kind of a sinner to be honest, but I was watching a football game with my family the other day and I saw the most beautiful man win games even though he wasn't really all that great. He bows down and prays to the Lord when he gets a home run, and then it happens again! He runs and throws and I really like him. He's got blue eyes and is really rugged, not that I was really looking at his body but they do wear tight costumes! Anyway, this Tim hunk got me thinking that I should be praying more, and hanging out with more Godlike folks then with the guys at the pizzeria where I work as a waitress. So hi!

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    Re: Hi y'all

    Originally posted by TerriLee View Post
    Hello! My name is Terri and I just wanted to hang out with some other Lovers of the Lord. I was kind of a sinner to be honest, but I was watching a football game with my family the other day and I saw the most beautiful man win games even though he wasn't really all that great. He bows down and prays to the Lord when he gets a home run, and then it happens again! He runs and throws and I really like him. He's got blue eyes and is really rugged, not that I was really looking at his body but they do wear tight costumes! Anyway, this Tim hunk got me thinking that I should be praying more, and hanging out with more Godlike folks then with the guys at the pizzeria where I work as a waitress. So hi!
    Terri, I sure hope you have your husbands or fathers permission to be here on the internets.

    Also, please refrain from using the phrase "to be honest", it makes me think everything else you say is dishonest.

    Tell us, how many soldiers for Christ have you born. What rifle does your husband hunt with? What church do you attend? Do you think the Old Testament is still valid?
    -Every young man's battle - PORN AND MASTURBATION![/SIZE]
    -DISOWN your ATHEIST children - just like this good mother did!!

    -FINALLY!! Some rights for the rapists!!
    -There is no such thing as animal abuse!!
    -Pregnancy through RAPE is a GIFT from God
    -Keep the Fags out of the Boy Scouts!!
    -WIVES!! Stay in your abusive relationship!

    STOP, DROP & ROLL DOESN'T WORK IN HELL!!!!


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      Re: Hi y'all

      What is your favourite bible verse?

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        I'm so glad to see another lady on here already! How exiting that your Papa lets you work as a waitress! I'd be so worried about becoming a temptation of lust for the gentlemen around me. Do you have that problem much? Is it exciting being a waitress? How'd you get your Papa to let you work?

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          Hi again! SO many questions! Let me see, my daddy made me work when mamma ran away. We still get postcards from her and Aunt Kris every once in while. Aunt Kris isnt my real aunt but she and my mom was always huggin and kissin like sisters, so we got to calling her aunt. I get my bottom pinched at work sometimes, but I just know the Lord is protecting me from these men. I hate it when they keep asking for more garlic or cheese though, cos then I get pinched again when I get to the table. But the nickels they leave as tips makes it all worth it.

          My favorite bible verse is Deuteronomy 31:8 And the LORD, he it is that doth go before thee; he will be with thee, he will not fail thee, neither forsake thee: fear not, neither be dismayed. I copied and pasted it right now so I knew I'd get it right. I dont know what it means but Deuteronomy 31:8 sounds like of science fictiony so it must be pretty good.

          My daddy hunts rabbits with an AK 47, I guess they're guns from Alaska or something. They're really loud! We have our own church services in the garage, me, my sister LeeAnn, and daddy. My knees hurt a lot after those meetings, well, not just my knees, but I know I'm a good daughter to daddy, and my other daddy, Jesus Christ the Lord.

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            AK-47 for rabbit? Seems a bit extreme, does your daddy not know how to shoot? Can't be much left for the stew pot after he's blown it to bits.
            PROOF: Atheists are too stupid to understand the Bible!

            Proverbs 13:24(KJV): "He that spareth his rod hateth his son: but he that loveth him chasteneth him betimes."

            Galatians 4:16 Am I therefore become your enemy, because I tell you the truth?

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              That's why every night I always bring home some slices of pizza that werent finished by the customers, just in case

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              • #8
                Re: Hi y'all

                Originally posted by TerriLee View Post
                That's why every night I always bring home some slices of pizza that werent finished by the customers, just in case
                Perhaps for his birthday you can buy him a membership to a gun club? A .22 and a beagle (although I prefer the versatile breeds) would be more efficient.
                PROOF: Atheists are too stupid to understand the Bible!

                Proverbs 13:24(KJV): "He that spareth his rod hateth his son: but he that loveth him chasteneth him betimes."

                Galatians 4:16 Am I therefore become your enemy, because I tell you the truth?

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