Hello! Can I start my introduction with a question?

[Toasty]

How to immigrate to the U.S.?

My name is Sarah (Yes, as the wife of Abraham in the Holy Book!). I was born in Derby Line, the city is separated into two parts, one in Canada and the other party in the United States. As you guessed, I was born on the wrong side of the border. I wish I Had more luck ... But I know it's in God's plans, he wants to challenge myself to find a way of spreading His words in this lost territory.

I grew up in Derby Line, however, I was persecuted because I knew the truth, I knew the Bible. I have not been able to finish my high school because I did not spend in science because I refused to go to class because they refused my requests to speak of Genesis as the only real evidence for the origin of our world. My history teacher I was also kicked out, she said that Hitler was a Christian and he did the genocide in the name of God while everyone knows that Hitler was a horrible ATHEIST. I was alone on the Canadian side of my city to go to hospitals and clinics with signs to protest against abortion and treatment against HIV in gay. You understand that these idiots insulted me and spat on me.

So I'm here with my question. Now that I'm 18, I wish to immigrate in your holy country. I am ready to be part of your community and I will be able to report on the situation in Canada about the advancement of God's words by the time my immigration application is done and I have the honor to say "I'm American!".

Have a wonderful day brothers and sisters!

[Toasty]

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Oh! Sorry, in my excitement, I forgot to say that I've always been a Christian, I've always been a good woman who followed the teachings of Jesus.
My favorite quote from the Bible:
The LORD Shall fight for you, and ye Shall hold your peace
Exodus 14:14

And I didn't go to a church, my parents didn't want. : (

[Billy Bob Jenkins]

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Welcome to God's favorite forum.

In America, anyone can get rich, if they want to. It is a land of opportunity. Everywhere else in the world is basically communist, which means that the government owns everything and there is 100% unemployment.

Isn't it boring to live in a dilapidated ice chest where nobody works?

[Toasty]

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Welcome to God's favorite forum.

In America, anyone can get rich, if they want to. It is a land of opportunity. Everywhere else in the world is basically communist, which means that the government owns everything and there is 100% unemployment.

Isn't it boring to live in a dilapidated ice chest where nobody works?

Thank you!

Very boring, like I said, one part of my city is canadian and the other is american and we can see the americans are more happy than us. Our canadian part look old and polute but the american part look hot and beautiful!

[Mary Etheldreda]

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Welcome! I don't know anything about citizenship or emigrating or anything like that, I'm just a simple, humble housewife. But why don't you pray for the LORD to bring you an American husband? Can't you just get married and move here if you have an American husband? If you have true faith and are not wallowing in sin, the LORD will give unto you the things of your heart, and if the LORD does not grant you that husband, then you have some unconfessed sin.

Delight thyself also in the LORD; and he shall give thee the desires of thine heart.
Psalm 37:4

[John Creeser]

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I was alone on the Canadian side of my city to go to hospitals and clinics with signs to protest against abortion and treatment against HIV in gay. You understand that these idiots insulted me and spat on me.

Did you catch the AID? If so, I'm sorry but you'll need to remain in canuckistan.

[Holyfield]

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Can't you move to Sweden instead? We desperately need people who believe in Jesus here.

[Faith_Machine]

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Sarah, welcome aboard, and let me take this opportunity to thank you for not entering our country illegally like everybody else does.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

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Send me your vital statistics and a few candid photos and I'll see what I can do for you, miss. My private email address can be found at the bottom of my signature. I'm always ready to offer confidential Pastoral Counseling to deserving Christian youngsters.

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