[Scavenger]

Re: Introductions Are In Order

James 4:11 Speak not evil one of another, brethren. He that speaketh evil of his brother, and judgeth his brother, speaketh evil of the law, and judgeth the law: but if thou judge the law, thou art not a doer of the law, but a judge.

1 Corinthians 6:6 But brother goeth to law with brother, and that before the unbelievers.

Point taken.

[Dr Laurence Niles]

Re: Introductions Are In Order

Fast forward to the 1:59 mark to see Pentacostals howling like and being lead around on leashes like dogs:

Just goes to show how idiotic some people are with their ridiculous beliefs.

Praise Jesus!

[Redeemed Papist]

Re: Introductions Are In Order

I'm no stranger to sarcasm Pastor Ezekiel, but if you feel that I was disrespectful to anyone, I do apologize. I just felt as though SayvedByTheLord took the thread in an unpleasant and unnecessary direction.

James 4:11 Speak not evil one of another, brethren. He that speaketh evil of his brother, and judgeth his brother, speaketh evil of the law, and judgeth the law: but if thou judge the law, thou art not a doer of the law, but a judge.

1 Corinthians 6:6 But brother goeth to law with brother, and that before the unbelievers.

[Scavenger]

Re: Introductions Are In Order

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I'm no stranger to sarcasm Pastor Ezekiel, but if you feel that I was disrespectful to anyone, I do apologize. I just felt as though SayvedByTheLord took the thread in an unpleasant and unnecessary direction.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: Introductions Are In Order

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[Faith_Machine]

Re: Introductions Are In Order

Fast forward to the 1:59 mark to see Pentacostals howling like and being lead around on leashes like dogs:

[Scavenger]

Re: Introductions Are In Order

Boy, any True Christian™ knows what the euphemism "snake-handler" means, what is your actual purpose in coming to our Godly Forum© ?

I know what the euphemism means. I thought we were talking about literal snake-handling, as described in Mark 16:17. The others who posted, like Larni69, clearly meant the literal kind of snake-handling. I don't know why you automatically start thinking about such a perverted act. I'll pray for you.

2 Corinthians 7:1 Having therefore these promises, dearly beloved, let us cleanse ourselves from all filthiness of the flesh and spirit, perfecting holiness in the fear of God.

[SayvedByTheLord]

Re: Introductions Are In Order

I've never even heard of that, but it wouldn't surprise me.

Also, snake-handlers are an off-shoot of Pentecostals. Not all of them do it, and I've never seen it done.

Boy, any True Christian™ knows what the euphemism "snake-handler" means, what is your actual purpose in coming to our Godly Forum© ?

[Scavenger]

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Did they ever make you wear a dog collar and lead you around on a leash right there in church? I've seen videos.

I've never even heard of that, but it wouldn't surprise me.

Also, snake-handlers are an off-shoot of Pentecostals. Not all of them do it, and I've never seen it done.

[Dr Laurence Niles]

Hello all. I'm a Baptist from Georgia, and I came to this site because it really caught my attention. There seems to be some very valuable information here. I go to a nice church called Green Acres, and I am actively involved in it. I'm embarrassed to admit this, but I'm not very well versed in Scripture since I'm still in the process of studying it, so please forgive me if I get some things confused. I was raised to be a liberal Pentecostal, but around the time I turned 15, I started to have doubts. When I was 26, I had all but given up my faith, when miraculously, the Lord Jesus Christ Himself came to me in my dreams! For seven blessed days, He would come to me and lay my doubts and fears to rest! He told me what was true, and what must be done! Praise The Lord!

So, that's my story. Feel free to comment and ask questions. Just don't ask too many questions. I think we all know how that could turn out.

Do you still have all your fingers? I heard that snake handlers often loose them due to being bitten by those low down snakes.
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[Faith_Machine]

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Did they ever make you wear a dog collar and lead you around on a leash right there in church? I've seen videos.

[Scavenger]

Re: Introductions Are In Order

To VictoryOS: Tell me about it. I've been trying to make some changes, but they don't take me seriously. I think they think I'm insane. I might have to find a new church.

[Scavenger]

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To Redeemed Papist: I actually don't have a wife yet. Most of the women in my area are, shall we say, of ill-repute, and whenever I try to share the Good Word with them, they treat me with ridicule and scorn. My favorite scripture would be Ecclesiastes 1:18 "For in much wisdom is much grief; and he that increaseth knowledge increaseth sorrow." I'm wary of asking questions, since that's how I first fell into doubt. All we must do is accept, so asking too many deep questions seems not only unnecessary, but also quite dangerous. It was actually intended to be a joke.

To Z. Smyth: I didn't do that much, actually. I lived what some would call a normal life. I finished high school, got my degree in computer science at Valdosta State University, got a job at Microsoft as a quality assurance representative, and I live in a quiet neighborhood. I did read alot of secularist and humanist literature, which probably should be considered sick depravities, and I had sex with two girls that I dated at different times, both in college, but that's about it. And of course, I was sliding deeper and deeper into ungodly doubt, thinking that maybe, just maybe, the Bible wasn't really a divine document. Fortunately, all such thoughts have been purged from my mind.

To Faith_Machine: The whole speaking in tongues thing...disturbed me...deeply. I don't really want to get into it.

[VictoryOS]

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I'm familiar with Green Acres Baptist Church. That's in Warner Robins, right? I have family who live there. They don't go to Green Acres though, since it's way too liberal.

[Faith_Machine]

Re: Introductions Are In Order

Welcome aboard, Scavenger! Just how bad was the Pentacostalism? Did you do a lot of snake handling?