[thedeer]

Re: Goodbye

Hold on...

You think that what you're writing here is articles?

Oh boy, that's funny! You'd just better not be applying for any jobs with newspapers and claiming you wrote articles for the LBC Web site, because our editors will most certainly NOT be giving you a good reference.

In fact, if you dare make such a claim, the whole matter will be referred to the LBC legal team.

It is funny how literal you are Are you like this IRL (In Real Life) too?
I wonder how many people would put up with someone like you.

[Faith_Machine]

Re: Goodbye

Well all the other christians at this forum so far i have discussed with have been unintelligent and have matched every word in my last article.

Hold on...

You think that what you're writing here is articles?

Oh boy, that's funny! You'd just better not be applying for any jobs with newspapers and claiming you wrote articles for the LBC Web site, because our editors will most certainly NOT be giving you a good reference.

In fact, if you dare make such a claim, the whole matter will be referred to the LBC legal team.

[thedeer]

Re: Goodbye

I can see you feel very strongly about this subject, but I would be remiss if I failed to point out that "shockens" is not a word. Also, "their" is the possessive form of "they." What you meant to type was "they're," which is, of course, how you abbreviate "they are."

Remember, when you're on the Internet, people can only know you via your written communication. Therefore, it's important to always put your best foot forward and pay extra close attention to these little grammatical details.

But you still got the point, so mission accomplished

[Faith_Machine]

Re: Goodbye

Are you stupid or something? Sexual diseases can only be spread physically and not digitally you mormon. It shockens me how stupid you are.
And how do you even know he/she has a disease?

Oh and for the record i agree with you WrongGwendolyn, these christians at this site is just something else. Their ignorant, rude and stupid. Extremists... Luckily i live in Sweden

I can see you feel very strongly about this subject, but I would be remiss if I failed to point out that "shockens" is not a word. Also, "their" is the possessive form of "they." What you meant to type was "they're," which is, of course, how you abbreviate "they are."

Remember, when you're on the Internet, people can only know you via your written communication. Therefore, it's important to always put your best foot forward and pay extra close attention to these little grammatical details.

[thedeer]

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Seriously, what is with these comments lately? It is the pinnacle of arrogance to come here and accuse us of being ignorant, rude and stupid. My friend, you will keep a civil tongue in your head while you visit us. I don't know how they do things in Sweden, but around here we believe in not insulting your hosts.

This is a family board, and we try to set a Godly example for our families and children who visit. Please conform to that standard.

Well all the other christians at this forum so far i have discussed with have been unintelligent and have matched every word in my last article.

So this is a family board you say? The majority of threads here is hate against others who aint christians. You encourage children to go on these boards too and hate?

[Dr. Ernest C. Ville, D.C.S.]

Re: Goodbye

Oh and for the record i agree with you WrongGwendolyn, these christians at this site is just something else. Their ignorant, rude and stupid. Extremists... Luckily i live in Sweden

Seriously, what is with these comments lately? It is the pinnacle of arrogance to come here and accuse us of being ignorant, rude and stupid. My friend, you will keep a civil tongue in your head while you visit us. I don't know how they do things in Sweden, but around here we believe in not insulting your hosts.

This is a family board, and we try to set a Godly example for our families and children who visit. Please conform to that standard.

[thedeer]

Re: Goodbye

Flirting won't get you far here. None of us will welcome the sexually transmitted diseases you're so fond of spreading.

Are you stupid or something? Sexual diseases can only be spread physically and not digitally you moron. It shockens me how stupid you are.
And how do you even know he/she has a disease?

Oh and for the record i agree with you WrongGwendolyn, these christians at this site is just something else. Their ignorant, rude and stupid. Extremists... Luckily i live in Sweden

[Faith_Machine]

Re: Goodbye

I'm a little uncomfortable with all this talk of a young lady's bed.

[Mary Etheldreda]

Re: Goodbye

That's nice to know. I'm happy to say that three years of lessons have eliminated that horrible screaming cat sound, but I have lots of room to improve. Cheap violins usually do that, and I got a nicer one recently, so I'm thankful for that. I don't want to annoy my family with it.
That's all I wanted to ask, thank you.
Also, it seems I have to wait between posts again. I'm taking a risk as it is, I was supposed to be in bed forty minutes ago. Don't reprimand me for disobeying my parents, I already know. Gonna go as soon as this post goes through...
I may or may not return tomorrow. Depends on how I'm feeling. I kinda want to work on my romance novel, I keep putting it off... Goodnight, everyone.

Dear, you have so much more to worry about than a crappy violin.

Why don't you try praying to baby Jesus tonight as you lie in bed.

[WrongGwendolyn]

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That's nice to know. I'm happy to say that three years of lessons have eliminated that horrible screaming cat sound, but I have lots of room to improve. Cheap violins usually do that, and I got a nicer one recently, so I'm thankful for that. I don't want to annoy my family with it.
That's all I wanted to ask, thank you.
Also, it seems I have to wait between posts again. I'm taking a risk as it is, I was supposed to be in bed forty minutes ago. Don't reprimand me for disobeying my parents, I already know. Gonna go as soon as this post goes through...
I may or may not return tomorrow. Depends on how I'm feeling. I kinda want to work on my romance novel, I keep putting it off... Goodnight, everyone.

[Mary Etheldreda]

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I play a violin, but I would like to know if that just makes me even more of a heathen in your eyes.

You are either a believer in Christ or you are not. It's like being pregnant. You can't be a little pregnant.

[Faith_Machine]

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I would defer to the wisdom of our pastors, but I think that, despite the fact that they sound like cats being tortured, God like violins just fine:

Psalm 150:1-6

1Praise ye the LORD. Praise God in his sanctuary: praise him in the firmament of his power.

2Praise him for his mighty acts: praise him according to his excellent greatness.

3Praise him with the sound of the trumpet: praise him with the psaltery and harp.

4Praise him with the timbrel and dance: praise him with stringed instruments and organs.

5Praise him upon the loud cymbals: praise him upon the high sounding cymbals.

6Let every thing that hath breath praise the LORD. Praise ye the LORD.

[WrongGwendolyn]

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Do you want me to tell how I really feel, or do you want me to be polite? I refrain from unnecessary swearing, but I can do that if you want me to stop being deceitful.
Also, I have a question. What is God's opinion on musical instruments? I play a violin, but I would like to know if that just makes me even more of a heathen in your eyes.
...Even though Victory in Jesus remains my favorite hymn and it is quite lovely on the violin.

[Faith_Machine]

Re: Goodbye

And also, you guys don't understand false tones of politeness, do you?

That's true. We are very genuine, sincere people. Like the Bible, we say what we mean and we mean what we say. Deception is not something that comes easily to us, much less recognizing it or understanding it. If you're going to be saying things you don't mean, you will certainly have us at a disadvantage.

[WrongGwendolyn]

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Hmm? Oh, I'm sorry, were you actually still replying to my post? I thought you had forgotten about me, that makes me feel all warm and fuzzy inside. And also, you guys don't understand false tones of politeness, do you? When I say 'lovely admins' I don't really think you're lovely. But then again, sarcasm is hard to get across on the Internet.
I am not Bible illiterate, my good fellows. I'm just as capable of scouring it for outdated verses to defend myself as you are, I just don't. I don't need to let a book written by old, stingy, intolerant men fight my battles for me. But what I have gathered is that we will supposedly all stand before God one day, and he shall judge us accordingly, and then we will know who was right and wrong. I look forward to that day, if it comes, that is. I personally think that when I die, my consciousness just disappears. Incomprehensible concept, but then again, so is an eternity (whether in Heaven or Hell) to me...
After thinking about my time here, I decided to come back and thank you. You provided me with some great amusement for a few days, and me and my friends are having a good time discussing this.
Also, you can drop the charade. I know this is just a satirical website made to poke fun at how extremist religion can get. I actually commend you, you have done a very convincing job. The folks over at the EncyclopediaDramatica forums could learn a lot from you.
If you're going to leave my account open, you're just tempting me to keep arguing with you. You do know that right? I'll do something to get banned if I have to, but if I don't, my natural need to debate will set in. It's a curse, really.
But oh, I do so prattle on, ain't I a woman?