[Wide-Open]

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a book that was written over a thousand years ago, while mine is in what scientists and mathematicians have proven through countlessly repeated experiments.

Friend, shoving your arm up to your elbow in a cow does not a Truth(R) make.

[Faith_Machine]

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Blah, blah, blah, Real Christians don't flame those who don't follow their beliefs. They politely blah, blah, blah...

It's so interesting that a Biblically illiterate non-Christian feels qualified to tell us how real Christians behave.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

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Now how does one go about closing their account? Or could one of the lovely admins here do it for me?

Dear Hatemonger;

I'm sorry, but it is our policy NEVER to remove the account of an unsaved fool. Your belligerent hatemongering will remain for future unsaved scum to see and learn from for all eternity (or until Jesus returns to slay most of the earth, whichever comes first).

Jesus called you here for a reason, so you might rethink your selfish tantrum and stick around.

If you'd really like to remove yourself from our Godly forum, all you need to do is to click on that tiny red "x" in the upper righthand corner of your computer screen. Then close your computer, stand up, and walk away.

YIC,

--Pastor Ezekiel

[Mary Etheldreda]

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Or could one of the lovely admins here do it for me?

Flirting won't get you far here. None of us will welcome the sexually transmitted diseases you're so fond of spreading.

[Rev. M. Rodimer]

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I came here hoping I could find at least one person who was not a hateful, so-called Christian who judges everyone who dares make a post that isn't 100% backed up by the Bible and actually uses their brain to argue instead of letting a book do it for them.

Hogwash. You came here with lies and deception in your very first post, and you are a God-mocking troll. What you mean by "not hateful" is someone who will abandon God's Law just to make you feel good.

Why in the world would you think that Christians would turn their backs on the Bible just to please you? We live our lives to please God, not trolls.

I hope you're aware that God is going to burn you alive in His Lake of Fire for all eternity. That's what He has told us He will do with anyone who disobeys any one of His commands.

I pray that you will see the light before it is too late!

[Billy Graham]

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Uninvited to a public website that anyone can get to and express their opinion about.
I never said you should worship me. You have God for that. I was just hoping maybe some of you would see past the pages of your book for once. A great philosopher once said it takes a great mind to entertain a thought without fully accepting it.
I see now we are equally matched in our passion for our views, though. All the proof you ever need is in a book that was written over a thousand years ago, while mine is in what scientists and mathematicians have proven through countlessly repeated experiments.
So have fun on your way to Heaven, guys. If it's just gonna be full of close-minded fools, I don't think I want to go there anyway.
Now how does one go about closing their account? Or could one of the lovely admins here do it for me?

We're not all bigots. I most certainly am not. You should stick around and attack these people with me.

[Redeemed Papist]

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Click on the X in the top right and never come here again.

But Jesus is drawing you here. Your desire to be a cleverclogs will be your way to Salvation(TM) as you realise just how much God's real love is revealed in the Bible.

[WrongGwendolyn]

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Uninvited to a public website that anyone can get to and express their opinion about.
I never said you should worship me. You have God for that. I was just hoping maybe some of you would see past the pages of your book for once. A great philosopher once said it takes a great mind to entertain a thought without fully accepting it.
I see now we are equally matched in our passion for our views, though. All the proof you ever need is in a book that was written over a thousand years ago, while mine is in what scientists and mathematicians have proven through countlessly repeated experiments.
So have fun on your way to Heaven, guys. If it's just gonna be full of close-minded fools, I don't think I want to go there anyway.
Now how does one go about closing their account? Or could one of the lovely admins here do it for me?

[Frank P. Little]

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If she wants to hawk a great big loogie into Jesus' face for bringing her here that's her affair and she can take it up with God when He kills her and casts her into the lake of fire.

PRAISE JESUS! It's finally gone.

I tell you, Redeemed Papist. You have such a way with Godly words. I hope when I'm a True Christian™ someday, I'll have the insight on Christian theology that you currently have.

[Redeemed Papist]

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Don't go away. We all have many things to learn. Some of us more than others.

If she wants to hawk a great big loogie into Jesus' face for bringing her here that's her affair and she can take it up with God when He kills her and casts her into the lake of fire.

PRAISE JESUS! It's finally gone.

[Frank P. Little]

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Don't go away. We all have many things to learn. Some of us more than others.

[Zechariah Smyth]

*** goodbye cruel world. ***

Enjoy Hell.

Yours in Christ,

Z. Smyth
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[Redeemed Papist]

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Hang on a second, missy. We are not forcing anything on you. You came in here uninvited and unwelcome and when we didn't fall at your feet and hail your wisdom as magical and overturning centuries of God's inerrant word but instead righteously rebuked you you decide to throw a hissy fit like we'll beg you to stay.

God hates you and will burn you forever simply for not believing in Jesus as the son of God and don't you ever forget that.

Enjoy Hell.

[WrongGwendolyn]

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You are truly sick. You are an abomination to all that is holy. How can you do that to animals?

Leviticus 18:23
23Neither shalt thou lie with any beast to defile thyself therewith: neither shall any woman stand before a beast to lie down thereto: it is confusion.

I'm not sure why you think you are a horse and it's OK to be with other horses, but if you don't drink that water, it doesn't mean you will avoid the burning hellfire. Repent now and pray to Christ it's not too late for you.

You are truly sick if that's the first place your mind goes when I say 'relieve'. And I thought I was the one that was supposed to have a dirty mind, being a teenager and everything. I didn't know respectable adults thought like that. I mean I will relieve their suffering through the use of medical science. Medicine and the proper care, so that their owners will not have that pain of seeing their pets in pain. It saddens me to see animals in pain...
And please stop taking everything so literally. I never said I was a horse. It's just a metaphor. 'You can lead a horse to water but can't make him drink'. You can show someone a path, but can't make them walk down it. Is that better?
Papist, I am not saying you are wrong. Religion cannot be proven false nor true. But I'm saying you shouldn't try to force it on others. It's okay to be devoted, but you shouldn't let it blind you to other ways of life.
I am not disappointed in my life at all. To the contrary, it is going well so far. I'm on the right track to getting into college, so that's a plus.
I have read the Bible carefully. I've already said that I just don't believe it. I've tried, but I can't. And that's the end of it. Sorry.

[Redeemed Papist]

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You don't have to. You can be loving and tolerant while still being Christians. You can be in harmony with science while still retaining your beliefs. But seriously, people around here have said that the Earth is flat. That's when I decided to go. Whether it's in all seriousness or not... this is not the place for me.

So because we agree with God about that it takes to be a True Christian(TM) we are wrong?

Again, it's no wonder you are so disappointed with your life. What do you do for an encore; go to the zoo and get angry with the elephants for having trunks?

You need to read the word of the Lord properly. I guarantee you that when you love Jesus in the same way I do you will be happy and stop worrying your little head about going to Heaven or Hell any more.