[Pastor Ezekiel]

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LOL well to start off if there even is a heaven or hell, and your not just rotting in the ground, i would be more then happy to be in hell as long as there are no people like you there.
If satan runs hell, and he and god are enemies, why exactly would he punish people who go against god?
Have you ever heard of bathing or getting a hair cut? you look like the bearded lady from the circus LOL by your location "close to god" you mean your gonna die soon cause your old as dirt?

First of all, this is NOT a debate forum. We're right and you're wrong, according to Jesus and the Holy Word of God. Please read THIS thread before making an even bigger fool of yourself.

Secondly, while the internets might seem to be "free" to you, this particular corner of the internets is a privately owned Christian forum. The rights you have on this forum are listed HERE. Please contact a Pastor immediately if you feel that any of your rights have been violated.

Finally, your unsaved opinions or tantrums are not even slightly of interest to us. We follow the Holy Word of God TO THE LETTER, and make no apologies for that. One of the most important commandments in the Bible tells us to avoid unsaved scum such as yourself. You wandered in here uninvited, and unwelcome .

[Dr Laurence Niles]

Also no i dont like colored men or women...

Shocking

My nephew was reading this and he asked me "why do some people hate other people?"

Do you know how distressing it is to tell a ten year old all about race hate, burning crosses, mass graves and genocide?

Kindly keep it to yourself, next time.

All the best.
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[jokie]

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HAHA im a dude firs toff, to the lady who reported me on that one lol, where have any of you shown any respect at all??? man i love you guys im getting such a kick from this

[Zechariah Smyth]

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LOL well to start off if there even is a heaven or hell, and your not just rotting in the ground, i would be more then happy to be in hell as long as there are no people like you there.
If satan runs hell, and he and god are enemies, why exactly would he punish people who go against god?
Have you ever heard of bathing or getting a hair cut? you look like the bearded lady from the circus LOL by your location "close to god" you mean your gonna die soon cause your old as dirt?

Hey maggot, where do you get off abusing the elderly like that? Do you think that's funny? Do you get your kicks by being mean to old people?

God, what a sick bastard you are.



(Leviticus 19:32) "Thou shalt rise up before the hoary head, and honour the face of the old man, and fear thy God: I am the LORD."

Yours in Christ,

Z. Smyth

[jokie]

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Thank you for making me laugh, I needed that. I look forward to being entertained by you burning in Hell for all eternity. Jesus and I will have great fun watching you suffer.

LOL well to start off if there even is a heaven or hell, and your not just rotting in the ground, i would be more then happy to be in hell as long as there are no people like you there.
If satan runs hell, and he and god are enemies, why exactly would he punish people who go against god?
Have you ever heard of bathing or getting a hair cut? you look like the bearded lady from the circus LOL by your location "close to god" you mean your gonna die soon cause your old as dirt?

[jokie]

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The Bible was written down from the spoken Word of God directly to the parchment via the Holy Spirit. To suggest that the Bible is riddled with errors is downright outrageous, as we know that our God is all-knowing and therefore is without error.

Many human writings have mistakes, to be sure! Look at the various other religious texts around, overflowing with the errors at every turn. I mean look at the Mormons: they've been searching for their own planet for how many centuries now ?


Sir, I must give you a stern warning that you are not to talk to us like that when you are in the presence of God (and children). We will not tolerate hate-speech here at Landover, and we expect you to behave like a mature adult.

Goodness! I already asked you once to keep a civil tongue in your head, I won't ask you again. Clearly you do care or you wouldn't have spent the time composing your reply!
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LOL to suggest that every other religious text is riddled with errors yet yours is not is completely hypocritical, which i do believe it says in your bible that being a hypocrite is like a sin or whatever. Also how can you warn me twice for the same post when i have not had the chance to respond or adhere to the first warning? LOL Well come on Ernest im eagerly awaiting your response. And lady give me infractions all day i couldnt care less!!! haha i just find this extremely funny

[Cranky Old Man]

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i said i wanted to be educated

Thank you for making me laugh, I needed that. I look forward to being entertained by you burning in Hell for all eternity. Jesus and I will have great fun watching you suffer.

[jokie]

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Friend, I think the Lord is calling you into His flock. We all are called at one time or another, and I think that now is yours. Why don't you relax and let the Lord guide us into your heart so that you might also achieve the blissful knowledge of Salvation that we all feel here

Lol you truly are hilarious. LOOK AT THE THIRD POST IN THIS THREAD! i said i wanted to be educated. then the next thing someone says is "are you illiterate" that sounds like you guys are really helpful in trying to teach people in your "ways". No more like you want all your cultist friends to just bash who ever comes here and isnt a psyco. Also no i dont like colored men or women so james is riding a little high on his horse i was showing examples of how others said stuff like that on here because you people freaking out cause the way i answered a question that i was asked. Yes you are quite different then other chrisians cause you are psycotic. Could you give me some examples of your 100% actual predicted events that are in your silly book that is the only thing you have in your life? Sir i dont care if you think god is in this forum or not, take a look around at some of the posts in Satans entertainment, there is so much talk of faggots in there one would think this is a gay promotional site. And are you to tell me that silly riligion isnt plagued by preists touching little boys because im quite sure it made the news and even on cult island you must have heard about it.

[Dr. Ernest C. Ville, D.C.S.]

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saying anyone who is black and a musician is a junkie, hmm sounds like racism and stereotypical discrimination to me. Well on a side not from the racism, is that all you do is discriminate and speak badly of everyone.

Oh, please. You're falling for the same liberal lie that the simple-minded folks fall for all day long. "Discriminate" is just a buzz-word foisted on an unsuspecting public by the fat tub of lard that is Al Sharpton and his wheezing sidekick Jesse Jackson.

What we do here is to use the Bible as our guide to the world. We are commanded by God to judge righteously those who are destined for Hell and to help turn them on to God. We aren't here to make anyone "feel good" or to tell them that "everything will be OK". Why? Because it isn't. God isn't one of these Affirmative Action groupies who feel that "everyone deserves the same success". Heck no! And it is our job to wake people up to that fact. And if we hurt a few feelings and cause some tears along the way, so be it.

That really doesnt seem very christian like compared to the christians ive met. They dont make fun of people for being retarded or gay or whatever else, they are kind to them and everyone else. you guys are just haters

Well I've highlighted your problem. We here at Landover are unlike any Christians you've ever met. We are the only Christians on this planet that preach the full, unchanged Bible, and we practice what we preach. Sure you can go to any church on Sunday and hear some words spoken to you about how God "loves" you and wants you to be in Heaven with Him. But my friend, I assure you that that could not be further from the truth. That may help you fall asleep at night, but you know what happens when the curtain falls and Judgment Day is upon us? You get sent straight to Hell with Nat King Cole, Princess Dianna and Mother Theresa. I don't care what the feel-good Joel Osteens of the world tell you: God does not love everyone!

and all you can say is OMG BIBLE OMG.

Thank you, that is what we strive for.

The bible was written thousands of years ago by people you dont know. How do you know that they didnt make it up. How do you know that they didnt make any mistakes while writing it?

The Bible was written down from the spoken Word of God directly to the parchment via the Holy Spirit. To suggest that the Bible is riddled with errors is downright outrageous, as we know that our God is all-knowing and therefore is without error.

Many human writings have mistakes, to be sure! Look at the various other religious texts around, overflowing with the errors at every turn. I mean look at the Mormons: they've been searching for their own planet for how many centuries now ?

We have the inerrant Word of God in our possession. If it weren't so, would the all-time Best Selling Book be the 1611 King James Version of the Bible? Would its prophecies always be true, even when they were written down over 2,000 years ago? No human could do that!

I could write a book today pay people to say its true and i did amazing things, and then 2000 years from now people who think im so special.

Sure you could. But then future groups would look back on your life and realize that you were full of bologna! Any prophecies you lay out would have at best a 50/50 shot of coming true. And, of course, they would have the Bible right there to note that you were a false prophet.

Plus, we're still waiting on your miracles

Jesus was a carpenter that was it.

I see: so you choose to take some parts of the Bible as Truth, but the inconvenient parts you want to leave out? Let's see how that works out for you come Judgment Day. Just remind me not to stand near you when we are in line for Judgment!

Enjoy your cultists gay orgy, because thats basically all you talk about in 80% of the forums ive read is asses and gay clearly thats all thats ever on your mind, i just wanted to see how unacceptable and discriminating you piffleing cultists really are.

Sir, I must give you a stern warning that you are not to talk to us like that when you are in the presence of God (and children). We will not tolerate hate-speech here at Landover, and we expect you to behave like a mature adult.

Maybe you have attuned yourself to gay sex and whatnot, but I for one have noticed no unreasonable amount of dirty topics here, and I don't think that anyone else has either. We speak about political matters here, of course, so the topic does occasionally poke out but we don't make an issue of it.

go ahead and ban me whatever i dont give a shit about you or this site i just got a couple hours of laughs out of this shit so thank you for that. Now send your kids to get touched by the pastor like the pedophile rapists you are.

Goodness! I already asked you once to keep a civil tongue in your head, I won't ask you again. Clearly you do care or you wouldn't have spent the time composing your reply!

Friend, I think the Lord is calling you into His flock. We all are called at one time or another, and I think that now is yours. Why don't you relax and let the Lord guide us into your heart so that you might also achieve the blissful knowledge of Salvation that we all feel here

[Capt. Aaron Portway]

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HATE SPEECH SNIPPED

So now we see your true colors. Just another God mocker here to persecute the members of God's Favorite Church©. Well, we are blessed by your persecution friend, as it says here:

Blessed are they which are persecuted for righteousness' sake: for theirs is the kingdom of heaven.

Blessed are ye, when men shall revile you, and persecute you, and shall say all manner of evil against you falsely, for my sake.

Rejoice, and be exceeding glad: for great is your reward in heaven: for so persecuted they the prophets which were before you.

Matthew 5:10-12

[James Hutchins]

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saying anyone who is black and a musician is a junkie, .........tl;dr..........

Friend, you mean to tell me there is no such thing as a black man who is not a junkie?
For the life of me, I have no idea why you are so fascinated with the full round protruding buttocks of the nigra. Sounds pretty sick if you ask me!
Can you show me one verse of scripture that states the nigra should be worshiped like you do? I praise Jesus, a blond haired, blue eyed vision of perfection.

[Dr Laurence Niles]

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Please give it a rest with the gaywise talk: kids come the this site. They don't need to be exposed to the gaysexualism by the likes of you

YIC
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[jokie]

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saying anyone who is black and a musician is a junkie, hmm sounds like racism and stereotypical discrimination to me. Well on a side not from the racism, is that all you do is discriminate and speak badly of everyone. That really doesnt seem very christian like compared to the christians ive met. They dont make fun of people for being retarded or gay or whatever else, they are kind to them and everyone else. you guys are just haters and all you can say is OMG BIBLE OMG. The bible was written thousands of years ago by people you dont know. How do you know that they didnt make it up. How do you know that they didnt make any mistakes while writing it? I could write a book today pay people to say its true and i did amazing things, and then 2000 years from now people who think im so special. Jesus was a carpenter that was it. He died for being an idiot. god didnt write the bible itself and drop the shit from the sky infront of u and said to you this is the LAW if u misinterpret it or do anything it says not to do you will burn forever. give me a break you are the retards and everyone makes fun of you for it. Enjoy your cultists gay orgy, because thats basically all you talk about in 80% of the forums ive read is asses and gay clearly thats all thats ever on your mind, i just wanted to see how unacceptable and discriminating you fucking cultists really are. go ahead and ban me whatever i dont give a shit about you or this site i just got a couple hours of laughs out of this shit so thank you for that. Now send your kids to get touched by the pastor like the pedophile rapists you are.

[Dr Laurence Niles]

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How is Negress racialist?

It's a word in common usage.

And when has Larni69 talked about 'catching a coloured and making them p/ss themselves'?

All the best.
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[James Hutchins]

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Welcome friend. I appreciate you are a man of few words and that is from a lack of education, which you simply and plainly told us. God appreciates a honest man.
We cannot educate you. That was your parents responsibility. If you would like to discuss Jesus Christ our Savior and how hie remarkable presence has moved your life to one of value, then I would love to have the opportunity to help release your love of God.
I do not know what you mean about racism though. Perhaps, you need to read the Bible and learn something first. Reminds me of when Mrs. Hutchins told me the car broke down. Well, it was not broken, silly empty headed woman did not know how to start it! The point being is it makes a person look like a total retarded idiot to be throwing words about they do not understand. Read the following maybe it will open your closed mind some:
Managing Racism - INSTABAN Feature