hello

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: hello

I did read that along with the noobs post and several other. I havent been to a church in a long long time and i have never read king james bible so i could not tell you my favorite quote. I just wanted to learn more and be educated by you people.

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[Jeb]

Re: hello

I did read that along with the noobs post and several other. I havent been to a church in a long long time and i have never read king james bible so i could not tell you my favorite quote. I just wanted to learn more and be educated by you people.

How do you feel about dirty homers?

Did you vote for Obama?

If you can't find your wife, what is the first room you should look in?

[jokie]

Re: hello

I opened a random page and my eyes were immediately draw to
Mat 10:34 "Do not think that I came to bring peace on the earth; I did not come to bring peace, but a sword."

[Professor Bessemer]

Re: hello

i have never read king james bible so i could not tell you my favorite quote.

Are you illiterate? That is the only valid excuse for ignoring God's inerrerant Word. I suggest you start reading the KJV1611 immediately.

God bless you.

[jokie]

Re: hello

I did read that along with the noobs post and several other. I havent been to a church in a long long time and i have never read king james bible so i could not tell you my favorite quote. I just wanted to learn more and be educated by you people.

[Zechariah Smyth]

Re: hello

Look right above your post. It says:

Attention Unsaved Trash: This the ONLY subforum you can start threads in. Here is where you introduce yourself. Tell us what church you go to and what your favorite Bible verse is and how you came to find Jesus.

[jokie]

hi