Just a poor wayfaring stranger

[HipsterForChrist]

Re: Just a poor wayfaring stranger

I hope you've taken a bath.

I most assuredly have brother! In accordance to Psalms 51:7 I was bathed with Hyssop and have become whiter than snow, and as we all know white is right

I am proud to be in the presence of such true christians

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: Just a poor wayfaring stranger

I hope you've taken a bath.

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[HipsterForChrist]

Hi brothers and sisters in christ!

I am so blessed to have found you delightful folks and to have the opportunity to share with you the story of my salvation and hope to further grow my knowledge of Christ with you!

I was a hardcore hippie in my former home town of San Francisco! I had been brainwashed by the libs into believing such nonsense as global warming, womens rights, gay equality, and Public Education!

I really was deep inside the left wing, I volunteered at the local elderly home where they drew Social Security checks (Later I found out this was welfare!). I also volunteered at the local AIDS shelter (Later I found out that this was gods way of punishing feminists and gays!).

This is how I lived my life if you could call it that, until I found your blessed ministry! Since I found Landover Baptist, I renounced my former life and I have taken to the streets to spread the beauty and majesty of our Faith!

I spend my time stoning unrepentant whores (as our lord states we should do in Deuteronomy 22:21) and preaching the good word to those who have an ear to hear! I used to use ASL to preach to the deaf but then I realize that god is punishing them for being awful christians and my ASL was falling on deaf ears.

Anyways pleased to meet you!

(and ladies request your husbands permission before replying as per Ephesians 5:22 wouldn't want you to be in violation of your wifely duties!)