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  • LISTEN UP IDIOTS!

    ALRIGHT IDIOTS! time for your lesson! first of all my brain is fully functional. I AM HERE TO FIX UP YOUR MINDS! FIRST OFF: you guys have to face reality that JESUS IS AN ASIAN! he was born in saudi arabia, so that makes him an ASIAN MAN! also he is jewish! GAMES ARENT BAD FOR YOU! THEY ARE FRIGGING AWESOME AND U GUYS HATE ON THEM ONLY CUZ U CANT WIN AT THEM! you all get an F- in Games! so your brain level currently is lower than a zombie. so we must fix that yes? i am a female and if somebody says i should act like one then that person will die! because I DEFY PHYSICS which u guys need to go back to high school to learn about! how do you guys live? i mean even the KKK rejected you! seriously i cant believe you guys are THAT BAD! when you look in the mirror everymorning how can u FACE URSELF!!! SO ASSORTED MEAT HEADS PREPARE TO GET SCHOOLED!

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    I have ZERO power here and yet I search for a ban button.

    Here's a programming lesson
    1 GOTO HELL;

    Servant Herbert.

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    • #3
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      Originally posted by Gamergoddess View Post
      ALRIGHT IDIOTS! time for your lesson! first of all my brain is fully functional. I AM HERE TO FIX UP YOUR MINDS! FIRST OFF: you guys have to face reality that JESUS IS AN ASIAN! he was born in saudi arabia, so that makes him an ASIAN MAN! also he is jewish! GAMES ARENT BAD FOR YOU! THEY ARE FRIGGING AWESOME AND U GUYS HATE ON THEM ONLY CUZ U CANT WIN AT THEM! you all get an F- in Games! so your brain level currently is lower than a zombie. so we must fix that yes? i am a female and if somebody says i should act like one then that person will die! because I DEFY PHYSICS which u guys need to go back to high school to learn about! how do you guys live? i mean even the KKK rejected you! seriously i cant believe you guys are THAT BAD! when you look in the mirror everymorning how can u FACE URSELF!!! SO ASSORTED MEAT HEADS PREPARE TO GET SCHOOLED!
      Jesus was an asian, oh my God, I think I just pee'd my pants.

      Jesus wasn't no slant eyed, rice picking, monkey face friend. He was blond, blue eyed and from the United States of America. He never squatted and did number two in a rice field in His life. Wake up and smell the crap under your bamboo shed and eat a rat or two. Sounds like you're suffering from starvation.

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      • #4
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        what the fuck is this a cult? servant herbert? god created ALL men AND women equal, read the bible tards. and second of all old man you will burn in hell you racist fuck.

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          Re: LISTEN UP IDIOTS!

          Originally posted by Gamergoddess View Post
          what the piffle is this a cult? servant herbert? god created ALL men AND women equal, read the bible tards. and second of all old man you will burn in hell you racist piffle.
          Look woman, we cherish tards around here and love everyone unconditionally with a few restrictions. One, don't slander the LORD! Two, don't act all rodney king pcp upitty! Three, listen to the wisdom of men, a club of which I am a proud member.

          Period or not, this is no way to act if you are a true Christian!

          Servant Herbert

          P.S. I'm the lords servant you dumbtard, I don't believe in cults and I pretty much hate you.

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            Originally posted by Gamergoddess View Post
            what the piffle is this a cult? servant herbert? god created ALL men AND women equal, read the bible tards. and second of all old man you will burn in hell you racist piffle.
            You need to spend some prayerful time on your knees with GOD and not playing video games or making up words on the internet!


            The BIBLE does not say that HE created all men and women equal! What BIBLE are you reading, the satanic bible?

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            • #7
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              Originally posted by Gamergoddess View Post
              ALRIGHT IDIOTS! time for your lesson! first of all my brain is fully functional. I AM HERE TO FIX UP YOUR MINDS! FIRST OFF: you guys have to face reality that JESUS IS AN ASIAN! he was born in saudi arabia, so that makes him an ASIAN MAN! also he is jewish! GAMES ARENT BAD FOR YOU! THEY ARE FRIGGING AWESOME AND U GUYS HATE ON THEM ONLY CUZ U CANT WIN AT THEM! you all get an F- in Games! so your brain level currently is lower than a zombie. so we must fix that yes? i am a female and if somebody says i should act like one then that person will die! because I DEFY PHYSICS which u guys need to go back to high school to learn about! how do you guys live? i mean even the KKK rejected you! seriously i cant believe you guys are THAT BAD! when you look in the mirror everymorning how can u FACE URSELF!!! SO ASSORTED MEAT HEADS PREPARE TO GET SCHOOLED!
              Please understand that when you come to our private church forum to spew your anti-Christian hate speech, you only serve to multiply our blessings in Heaven. Thank you for your persecution. We are truly blessed by it.

              Matthew 5:10-11
              Blessed are they which are persecuted for righteousness' sake: for theirs is the kingdom of heaven.
              Blessed are ye, when men shall revile you, and persecute you, and shall say all manner of evil against you falsely, for my sake.
              II Thessalonians 1:7-9
              And to you who are troubled rest with us, when the Lord Jesus shall be revealed from heaven with his mighty angels,
              In flaming fire taking vengeance on them that know not God, and that obey not the gospel of our Lord Jesus Christ:
              Who shall be punished with everlasting destruction from the presence of the Lord, and from the glory of his power



              The man who is being progressively sanctified will inescapably sanctify his home, school, politics, economics, science, and all things else by understanding and interpreting all things in terms of the Word of God and by bringing all things under the Dominion of Christ the King. -R.J. Rushdoony

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                Originally posted by Gamergoddess View Post
                what the piffle is this a cult? servant herbert? god created ALL men AND women equal, read the bible tards. and second of all old man you will burn in hell you racist piffle.
                Wow. So full of hate and anger.

                Why do you hate baby Jesus so much? Is it your unclean time? Or are you on the reefer?

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                • #9
                  Re: LISTEN UP IDIOTS!

                  Originally posted by herbertLovesGod View Post

                  Here's a programming lesson
                  1 GOTO HELL;

                  Servant Herbert.
                  Here's a programming lesson: you always start with line 10.

                  Nevertheless, the OP is going to hell.
                  May you be a blessing to every life you touch.

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                    Re: LISTEN UP IDIOTS!

                    Originally posted by Gamergoddess View Post
                    ALRIGHT IDIOTS! time for your lesson! first of all my brain is fully functional. I AM HERE TO FIX UP YOUR MINDS! FIRST OFF: you guys have to face reality that JESUS IS AN ASIAN! he was born in saudi arabia, so that makes him an ASIAN MAN! also he is jewish! GAMES ARENT BAD FOR YOU! THEY ARE FRIGGING AWESOME AND U GUYS HATE ON THEM ONLY CUZ U CANT WIN AT THEM! you all get an F- in Games! so your brain level currently is lower than a zombie. so we must fix that yes? i am a female and if somebody says i should act like one then that person will die! because I DEFY PHYSICS which u guys need to go back to high school to learn about! how do you guys live? i mean even the KKK rejected you! seriously i cant believe you guys are THAT BAD! when you look in the mirror everymorning how can u FACE URSELF!!! SO ASSORTED MEAT HEADS PREPARE TO GET SCHOOLED!
                    Were do you get the idea we are in the KKK friend?

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                      An Asian Joo?

                      Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.

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                      • #12
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                        Originally posted by Nobar King View Post
                        Here's a programming lesson: you always start with line 10.

                        Nevertheless, the OP is going to hell.
                        You are right brother, holy code does start on 10. I dumbed it up a bit for Satan's personal vomit eater. I doubt he/she/it can count at all, but I try.

                        Maybe if I spoke Nigra to her she would understand:
                        "If leroy gave you 5 rocks of crack and another Hamite gave you 5 more rocks of crack, how many would you have"

                        Servant Herbert.

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                          Re: LISTEN UP IDIOTS!

                          Originally posted by Gamergoddess View Post
                          ALRIGHT IDIOTS! time for your lesson! first of all my brain is fully functional. I AM HERE TO FIX UP YOUR MINDS!
                          Great! Are you going to help the gamertards find Jesus?

                          FIRST OFF: you guys have to face reality that JESUS IS AN ASIAN! he was born in saudi arabia, so that makes him an ASIAN MAN!
                          Guess not.

                          I see your "fully functional brain" comprehends neither geography nor history.

                          Saudi Arabia has only existed since 1932. And Israel is not in, or even adjacent to, Saudi Arabia. There's this little thing called Jordan in the way.



                          also he is jewish!
                          Dear Retard:
                          Jews worship God.

                          Jesus IS God. Do you think He worships Himself?

                          Jews deny that Jesus is God.

                          Jesus IS God. Do you think He denies His own divinity?

                          Jews are human.

                          Jesus is God. Do you think He isn't?
                          i am a female and if somebody says i should act like one then that person will die!
                          Security . . . we seem to have a militant, violent lesbian terrorist on our hands.
                          Bible boring? Nonsense!
                          Try Bible in a Year with Brother V, or join Shirlee and the kids as they discuss Real Bible Stories!
                          You can't be a Christian if you don't know God's Word!

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                            de·fy
                               [v. dih-fahy; n. dih-fahy, dee-fabric, verb, -fied, -fy·ing, noun, plural -fies.
                            verb (used with object)1.to challenge the power of; resist boldly or openly: to defy parental authority.


                            You defy physics? Well, well done.

                            Unless of course you support physics but as it appears from your post you are too retarded to be able to put a sentence together correctly.

                            Proverbs 1:22 How long, ye simple ones, will ye love simplicity? and the scorners delight in their scorning, and fools hate knowledge?

                            YIC

                            Jack
                            Genesis 22:2 And he said, Take now thy son, thine only son Isaac, whom thou lovest, and get thee into the land of Moriah; and offer him there for a burnt offering upon one of the mountains which I will tell thee of.

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                            I know God wouldn't let me believe in Him if He didn't exist.

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                              Re: LISTEN UP IDIOTS!

                              Originally posted by herbertLovesGod View Post
                              "If leroy gave you 5 rocks of crack and another Hamite gave you 5 more rocks of crack, how many would you have"
                              None.
                              Proverbs 20:23 Divers weights are an abomination unto the LORD; and a false balance is not good.

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