[Redeemed Papist]

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A philosopher, forsooth!

And yet out of step with God.

So not so smart.
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[Redeemed Papist]

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What's with all these racists coming in here and being bothered about if Jesus was a Jew?

[Gamergoddess]

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what bothers me is your stupidity. you guys need to learn that there is nobody watching over you. you are all soo insecure so you wrote a fairy tale saying that there is a guardian angel. pfft sorry but its a bunch of bull crap to me.

[herbertLovesGod]

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what bothers me is your stupidity. you guys need to learn that there is nobody watching over you. you are all soo insecure so you wrote a fairy tale saying that there is a guardian angel. pfft sorry but its a bunch of bull crap to me.

I'll make a deal with you. I'll stop being angry if you do? Is that something we can both live with? Here is a picture we both need to look at:



Servant Herbert.

[Alphonse Alban]

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you are all soo insecure so you wrote a fairy tale

Do you mean writing stuff like Jesus was born in Saudi Arabia? Let me guess, you are a victim of a public school.

[Bobby-Joe]

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you seem to have a brain. some what of a small brain. Deaner you dont know much do you. u skip out of highschool or something? obviously Jesus was from Palestine and he was not blond. he had tan skin and BROWN EYES and BLACK HAIR. he was not white and he was not AMERICAN!

Please cite your period extra Biblical source physical description of Jesus. Face it, your' "facts" are from that silly History Channel show,

PRO TIP: the earliest Gospels were written in 80 AD. Quite possible they were based on eye witness accounts of events only fifty years earlier.

[Redeemed Papist]

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Please cite your period extra Biblical source physical description of Jesus. Face it, your' "facts" are from that silly History Channel show,

It's amusing to watch the historical "experts" conjecturing here and there about the "real" Jesus when the only evidence at all for Jesus is the best evidence of all: The King James Bible!

PRAISE!

[Bobby-Joe]

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It's amusing to watch the historical "experts" conjecturing here and there about the "real" Jesus when the only evidence at all for Jesus is the best evidence of all: The King James Bible!

PRAISE!

As far as I am aware the only period description is The Bible and Josephus who makes a passing reference to Christ in Jewish Antiquities. As typical for young men today Gamer Tard Goddess here is educated on the TV. He quite clearly is basing his argument on the History Channel Show The Real Face of Jesus. . Since Gamer Tard Goddess here is a tard he didn't understand

* The show is only meant to be conjuncture
* It never dealt with the "ethnicity" of God, since Jesus is half God biologically.
* All knowledge we have of Jesus comes only from The Bible.
* Gammer Goddess is an idiot and even his friends laugh at him.

But then again we are dealing with a young man who is pretending to be a woman so there is a lot of confusion there.

[ajewishguy]

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Wait didn't you find her picture -.- so let me get this straight

Shes a lesbian
and shes a he?

wait what?

[Elder Older]

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Brothers and sisters in FAITH™,
do you see? The heathen's ungodly perspective is already crumbling!
Please note his statement in the very beginning of this thread:

...he was born in saudi arabia...

And now after some lecturing from the GOOD BOOK™:

... obviously Jesus was from Palestine ...

Praise the LORD! Just keep up the good work and in time even this possessed soul will see the error of his ways.

[Bobby-Joe]

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Wait didn't you find her picture -.- so let me get this straight

Shes a lesbian
and shes a he?

wait what?

Wait, what? Why are you here besides to be troll buddies with the just banned?

Seriously guys, you're painfully obvious and utterly boring. We can ban your next account faster than you can make to back to /4chan with you.

[Good Christian Woman]

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FIRST OFF: you guys have to face reality that JESUS IS AN ASIAN! he was born in saudi arabia, so that makes him an ASIAN MAN! also he is jewish!

Now, now. There's no need to get nasty. We should get to the root of this issue. Tell me, why do you hate Jesus so much that you'd call him a slant eye? That's not a very nice thing to say.

[Capt. Aaron Portway]

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You poor idiot. You managed to get yourself banned from God's Favorite Website©. And for what? A big fat bucket of nothing!. You had your chance to get saved and instead, you chose to spit in The Lord's merciful face by rejecting His gift.

Do you even know what that gift was? That's right, it was us, the kind and forgiving True Christians™ of Landover Baptist! God gave us to you so that we could help you get Saved. But instead of accepting Jesus' unselfish gift, you ranted like some unsaved immigrant about Jesus being some sort of chinky-chink sheeny! If you weren't such a rude little shit, I might be a little bit sad that you're going to burn for all eternity. But you are, so I'm not.

[Johny Joe Hold]

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I pray someday we will discover a way to keep people from sending themselves to hell.

From this thread we can see how far we have to go before we have saved them all.

[handmaiden]

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wooooooooow guys just wow. the USA didnt even exist in 0 A.D. also if u check history everybody back then was JEWISH

Everybody? Really? Even the Romans who invaded Judea?

and not american. wow u guys need to see a shrinker for your logic.

And you could use some counseling to deal with your anger--and some tutoring in the use of the written word.

also i am not an obese lesbian. just cuz it says i am female. i have a boyfriend, he says you guys suck and need something else to do with your lives.

And what else would you suggest we do with our lives? Wander onto your favorite websites and castigate you, perhaps?

HEY SHERBERT why dont you get some better comebacks dude i mean really GO TO HELL is the best you can come up with? sorry man but thats just as pathetic as your petty beliefs that AMERICA is godland.
also i am not a satanist. i am a PHILOSOPHER and my philosophical theory is that humans can never exist in harmony.

A philosopher, of course. One can tell by your calm, in-depth pondering of the great issues that have beset mankind for centuries. I am particularly impressed by your assertion that humans cannot exist in harmony. Doing your level best to prove that point, aren't you?

also its a true fact that the BIBLE was made by guys smoking EGYPTIAN PAPYRUS! plus not all Asians eat rice dick head.

"dick head"--of course, Aristotle flung that clever comeback to Socrates all the time.

thats racist. you guys are nothing but bullies to those who are different.

You, on the other hand are so calm and accepting of those who differ from you.

also if women arent equal then why did he create Adam and EVE?

Because He wanted them to be fruitful and populate the earth. Making them completely and exactly "equal" would have forstalled that plan. And by shrieking out this "point" of yours are you tacitly admitting that you believe the creation account as written in Genesis? Because if you do, then why aren't you serving God with a joyful heart?

God didnt want them to taste the forbidden fruit because that tree was where he hid his PORN.

Oh, you are so clever!! NOT! I also caught that particular episode of "Family Guy". Of course, this was an unfortunate accident, but at least I'm not prouding posting Seth MacFarlane's sacrilgeous bits as my own brilliant repartee.

your brains are disfunctional. ur all going to hell.

My brain can capitalize, spell and write out full words. Also, it can grasp the humor and irony of you telling us that we are going to hell.

Not Hellboundfully Yours,

Handmaiden